KJ Bukan Setakat Hipokrit, Tapi Bacul dan Lying Scumbag

"Singh, in the spirit of free speech,

you're free to post anything"

Cait ... ini penipu punya kaki

Singh is back … but kena ubah style sikit, this time nak tulis mainly in Malay. And of course … the same old story … pasal anak omak @ laki si Nori @ menantu Dollah Badawi bernama Khairy.

Sepanjang dua tiga akaun si KJ bukak kat FB … tak pernah aku teringin nak add KJ as friend. Bagi aku … it is an insult to intelligent. Macam mana aku nak terima KJ after the kind of mess he did during Dollah’s REIGN OF ERROR … HA HA HA.

Tapi bila KJ bukak FANPAGE (ceh … perasan macam artis) … aku nampak peluang cantek untuk berdepan dengan KJ face to face … actually keyboard to keyboard … HE HE HE ....

Dipendek cerita aku tekan “LIKE” kat KJ FANPAGE. Tapi aku tak nak jugak orang kata Singh dah konar baring … tiba-tiba boleh “LIKE” dengan si KJ. So aku tulis satu wall post kat KJ FANPAGE for clarification ….

Betul apa … aku kena LIKE dulu untuk aku luahkan apa-apa yang aku DON’T LIKE pasal Dollah punya menantu … HU HU HU

Tiba-tiba aku nampak KJ punya wall post yang mempersoalkan pasal kes rasuah Kerajaan PR di Selangor.

Okey la tu … benda tak elok kita kena tegur. Tapi bila KJ tegur orang pasal rasuah …. Apa yang aku boleh kata …. KAAAAAAAAH KAH KAH ….. diumpamakan seperti ketam mengajar anak breakdance.

So aku perli kat si HIPOKRIT Khairy dengan komen:

Alahai Khairy ... do you really think you're the best person to talk about corruption and misappropriation ... simply ask yourself what have you done during Dollah's administration. Something may ring the bell .... Patrick Lim ... Trengganu ... ECM Libra ... Gelang Patah ... and plenty more ... OUCH!!!

JENG JENG JENG …. tak disangka KJ menyambut Singh dengan tangan terbuka … dan lalu KJ berkata …

Nice to see Singh is King here. Constant and consistent critic from the start. A lot of baseless accusations, of course. But in the spirit of free speech, you're free to post what you like here although I reserve the right to call you a lying scumbag. Which, of course, you are. Kepada rakan-rakan lain jangan peduli sangat orang macam Singh is King. Penuh dengan kebencian dan penipuan. Minta bukti, tarak.

Wow … apa yang KJ tulis tu … aku nampak ada good news, better news and even the best news. The good news … KJ tahu beb ..... aku sengat dia sikit demi sikit. The better news … KJ janji tak nak delete aku. And the best news … KJ tuduh aku lying scumbag … so aku ada reason nak retaliate ... OUCH!!!

Okey la tu … hang kata aku lying scumbag noooo … KJ mintak bukti nooo …. Adus … bagaikan mengantuk disorong bantal peluk. Tak pe … sat lagi hang KJ jawab soalan aku pula … tengok nanti setakat mana hang menggelupuh … sama-sama kita tunggu … HU HU HU …

Then aku balas balik komen KJ dengan beberapa persoalan:

Seminit … dua minit … tiga minit … aku menanti dengan debaran … mungkinkah KJ berani menghadapi kebenaran. Empat minit … lima minit …

WAH!!! … tiba-tiba pencacai murahan keluar dari persarangan … dan seperti biasa tidak segan untuk mempamerkan kebodohan … KWANG KWANG KWANG …

Pencacai pun pencacai la … baik aku tembak dulu sebelum depa lagi merapu. Dari segi bahasa aku pun tahu siapakah sebenarnya Cik Saloma tu … HU HU HU.

So aku tulis satu komen ditujukan kepada pencacai KJ yang dungu dan sememangnya mempunyai IQ di bawah paras beku …..

Tiba-tiba bila tekan button COMMENT … FB bagi notification … YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT … rupanya aku dah kena delete from KJ FANPAGE.

CEH … BACUL punya KJ … berdepan ngan aku tak sampai 10 minit … terus tak tahan kepanasan dan blok aku sebagai fan. Dah la HIPOKRIT dan PENIPU … kononnya in the spirit of free speech hang janji tak akan delete. So sape sebenarnya the lying scumbag.

"Mommy ... Piggy whacks me again ... and this time I cannot hide"

Adus KJ … aku bukannya tuduh hang yang bukan-bukan, aku hanya bertanyakan soalan, dan jauh sekali dari sikap kurang ajar. Punyalah bersopan santun … aku siap tanya lagi apa khabar hang punya kawan baik si Kali … HI HI HI

Suatu yang sahih dan nyata … hang KJ selalu katakan bahawa apa-apa isu yang kami utarakan … hanyalah baseless allegation. Tapi macam semalam bila aku mintak hang berdepan dengan kebenaran … hang pulak yang lari bertempiaran. Aduh ... hang ni KJ memang penakut dan bacul tahap gaban … KWANG KWANG KWANG!!!

Dear DS Najib … please get rid of Dollah’s son-in-law AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. As proven beyond any doubt, KJ not only a coward, but he is also a hypocrite and a lying scumbag. KJ is also among the worst leaders in the History of UMNO … after Azeez Rempit Rahim, Reezal Merican and Annuar Musa.

"Oloh Singh ... ambo pun kena"

Three Losers Speaking On Behalf Of Son-In-Law!!!

Read the detail at Shamsul My Anger

These three names, Zahid, Shahrizat and Azeez were said to be pushing for agenda to get KJ a post as cabinet minister.

What can we say about these three losers?

Firstly Zahid Hamidi, was an Anwar proxy. His political career should have ended with the fall of Anwar. But sleepy SamDol Badawi brought him back. Has Zahid ever delivered while he was the Ketua Pemuda? I could recall none, except that Zahid was shamelessly messing with BSN.

Shahrizat Jalil, I've always mistaken her with the actresses in Mami Jarum.

Wait a minute, Shahrizat is a loser, and worst still she was knocked out by a new comer at Lembah Pantai. Even though Shahrizat later won Ketua Wanita UMNO, to the people of Lembah Pantai she is still a loser ..... HA HA HA

Azeez "Double E" Rahim ..... or better known as Azeez Rempit ... HI HI HI. He went all out to get himself nominated for Baling MP candidate by "shopping" Kedah UMNO members. But where did Azeez get money? Well ... Dato' Rocky says that there's connection between Sime Darby and dumb ass Double E .... OUCH!!!

So tell me ... for what what bloody good reason DS Najib must listen to these three losers. And worst still, these three losers are speaking on behalf of KJ the son-in-law aka The Traitor.

BTW, I wrote another poem dedicated to the son-in-law, and this poem was inspired by Shakespeare ..... ENJOY!!!!!

Sigh no more dear friends sigh no more,
KJ's political career is nearly over,
One foot to the grave and one foot to PKR,
As KJ has done much favour to Anwar.

Then sigh not so, but let KJ go,
There isn't any place for a traitor in UMNO,
Should KJ decide to leave now,
We will definitely cheer .....

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO!!!

Luahan Ikhlas Azli Syukri Mengenai Khairy

Dipetik dari tulisan Saudara Azli Syukri.

Secara ikhlas, biarlah saya berterus-terang kepada saudara Khairy yang saya kasihi. Sesungguhnya, saudara Khairyseorang yang pandai, terimalah hakikatnya ini dan kepandaian saudara itu sepatutnya digunakan dalam sektor awam. Dengan kata lain sebagai penjawat awam.

Bidang pekerjaan yang sesuai untuk saudara adalah seperti Pegawai Tentera, Pegawai Tadbir dan Diplomatik atau setidak-tidaknya sebagai seorang pensyarah. Anda tidak boleh pergi lebih jauh daripada itu. Cukuplah dengan apa-apa yang telah berlaku sewaktu bapa mertua saudara menjadi Perdana Menteri.

Dan sekarang - Pemuda UMNO semakin lemah dan lesu. Perpecahan yang berlaku akibat daripada nafsu politik saudara yang terlalu besar dalam politik UMNO - menyebabkan UMNO semakin nazak. Cukuplah, wahai saudaraku Khairy.

Saudara telah buktikan bahawa saudara layak untuk menjadi seorang tentera yang baik dan berdedikasi. (Cait .... baik punya perli .... HI HI HI) Sesungguhnya, dunia ketenteraan di Malaysia tidak sabar-sabar menanti insan seperti saudara. Tidak mustahil pada satu hari nanti saudara mampu bergelar Jeneral.

Justeru itu, saya dengan rendah diri, memohon kepada saudara agar meletakkan jawatan sebagai Ketua Pemuda UMNO Malaysia dan segerlah menyertai Angkatan Tentera Malaysia (ATM) - bakat anda terselah sebagai seorang tentera yang berjiwa patriotisme.

Saya percaya, kerajaan Malaysia tiada masalah untuk melantik saudara terus ke pangkat Mejar, dengan syarat saudara tinggalkan politik dan berbaktilah sepenuh masa untuk negara. Percayalah, saudara tidak mempunyai bakat seorang politik, sebaliknya saudara mempunyai bakat yang sangat terserlah sebagai seorang tentera, ahli akademik atau pun sebagai PTD.

Mohon, saudara tinggalkan jubah politik UMNO segera. Dan saya percaya ahli-ahli Pemuda UMNO akan bersyukur dalam hal ini. Maafkan saya jika saya berterus-terang dengan nada yang mungkin kurang enak untuk didengar. Wallahualam.

Si Samdol And Si Kitol

Pity SamDol Badawi, desperately wanted to be regarded

as a hero by selling our sovereignty!!!

Ayoyo Dollah thamby ...... I thought you have already become a history ... but not really. Your "greatness" never failed to impress us all, especially among bloggers. As proven, your managed to shake public confidence even while your were sleeping. And now you are still making headlines while retiring.

Listen SamDol ....... among the biggest political blunders Tun Mahathir committed was getting you as Prime Minister. But I never blamed Tun for that. Your Mr Clean image had provided perfect smokescreen to the evil doers creeping under you skin.

Had Tun Mahathir been able to see the THREE key elements in SamDol Badawi, Tun would never have gotten SamDol close to Putrajaya.

1. Your stupidity
2. Son-in-law Khairy
3. Kamaluddin and Scomi

Yup Samdol ... your stupidity really prevailed. Whatever deals or decisions you made during your tenure turned out to be a loss for the country as well as for the party. But I do believe, out of these losses there were people who received handsome benefit and got their pocket thick.

And tell me SamDol, who gave you the stupid idea of giving away our sovereignty to Brunei. Rocky was talking about possible RM 320 BILLION loss in revenue. As I mentioned, there would always be people benefiting from your stupid deal. Who are they ....... Kamal and KJ?

Well YAB DS Najib ... please get the Royal Commission to find out.

PACT With The Devil?

The year was 2002, it was the year Zaid Ibrahim brought Hudud to court. What followed later was a highly anticipated drama ... Zaid was virtually attacked by PAS supporters from all angles ... up and down ... left and right ... not to forget front and rear as well (ops ... I'm not referring to Anwar).

That was when the story about Zaid being a heavy drinker spreading fast like thunder. Having that kind of knowledge about Zaid's behaviour, PAS is still giving full support for Zaid in Hulu Selangor. Urmmmmm ... sounds rather strange than fiction.

Or is it really true that his drinking days are already over?

"Zaid said what distinguished him from other leaders was that he was not a hypocrite."

Well I have one formula for us to consider ... those who claim that they are not hypocrites are actually the worst hypocrites on earth ... HA HA HA!!!

Ops ... I wonder how this picture of Khairy mysteriously managed to get into this blog entry. I guess my dear viewers must have heard of a saying ... SPEAK OF THE DEVIL ... HA HA HA

Veni Vidi Vici ... So Resign La KJ Thamby!

Veni Vidi Vici ... don't simply mess with Parpukari!

Veni Vidi Vici ... Parpu came to twitter ... Parpu saw the menacing son-in-law ... and Parpu confronted the traitor in one of the bloodiest battles ... and Parpu manage to conquer. KJ finally could not stand the heat and thus he ran away and blocked Parpukari ... HI HI HI

Ironically, Khairy with his bunch of toothless cyber doggies like Jinggo, Dax, Wenger and the lowly Tepak Thamby could not even manage to confront ONE Parpukari. Well ... I believe it was not easy for KJ troopers to hide KJ's stinky bangkai gajah when it was so obvious ... KAH KAH KAH

And what is more ironic ... KJ has even started behaving like Parpukari. So pity ... a deluded soldier KJ must be after running away from his enemy.

HI HI HI ... IS this the kind of attitude shown by Ketua Pemuda UMNO Malaysia? No wonder the Pemuda UMNO now has become a laughing stock. Come on Dato' Razali, you've got to step in SOON AND FAST before more irreversible damage is done to the party.

Do show us you've got balls Dato' Razali ... make your move to put KJ aside. I can guarantee it won't be that hard. The EXCOs will definitely and solidly support your action because they know KJ is not favoured by the PM. Otherwise Dato' Razali, you simply let KJ damage the party, like what KJ did while he was the NKP.

Say what? Was I talking about damage to the party? HI HI HI

The PR finally admitted that Dollah and Khairy played a big role for their victory in 2008 GE, meaning BN must now kick out Khairy to ensure a BN win with bigger majority ...

makes sense really ... HI HI HI

Finally it has been admitted by PR leaderships that their landslide victory in previous GE was due to the damage been done by Pak Lah and Khairy, as written in Neutral Daily, and I quote:

Sebab itu pada pilihan raya umum lalu kita lihat ada calon yang bertanding dari dalan penjara boleh menang seperti Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri Kota Alam Shah, M. Manoharan dan MP seperti Low Gwo Burne (Kelana Jaya) yang macm OKU bisu yang tak reti nak cakap sepatah apa bahasa pun.

However it should not be a strange phenomenon if KJ toothless doggies like Jinggo and Tepak Thamby are still defending Khairy ... because for these two brothers ... support is not given freely ... it must be exchanged with money ... so they don't freaking care about the party.

Helo helo ... me speak england no ... HO HO HO

Speaking of political support in exchange for money, there is another clown blogger by the name Zaharin Mohd Yasin who used to be very vocal against Dollah and Khairy. Somehow later all the fiery attacks had gone after the clown kissed Dollah's hands ... YUCKS!!!

No kidding ... Zaharin does look like a clown

Why Zaharin the clown suddenly made a 180 degree turn? Perhaps the quote below may provide an answer, as written by Kickdefella ... HA HA HA

Well Zaharin ... stop lying to your FB friends that you are a man of principle. As a matter of fact your pride and honor are actually items for sale ... and now nobody is buying. Were you Zaharin invited for NPC Oscar? HA HA HA

Rumour has it that this "kiss" was really costly

Okey ... back to the title of the blog post ... VENI VIDI VICI ... BRAVO Parpukari ...

Message for Khairy ... I'm now wondering ... are you really capable of confronting the PAKATAN army when you and your toothless doggies could not even manage to confront one Parpukari ... SO BETTER RESIGN LA KJ THAMBY ... LEAVE IT TO DATO' RAZALI ... HI HI HI

AYOYO ... Ni Aje Ke Kerja Ketua Pemuda?

Ayoyo .... omak punya anak punya Dollah punya menantu punya Nori punya laki ... the best you can do is attacking Parpukari. That's why Pemuda are hardly moving ... the leader is wasting his time twittering.

Sepatutnya ko KJ should make a full use of Youth Wing conveying information to the grass root suporters about the current happenings. Masa aku balik Kelantan baru ni, I learned that information tak sampai ke grassroot supporters pasal AnuWar. So nak berhujah kat kedai kopi pun tak boleh bila orang PAS asyik dok kata si Saiful tu munafik.

What only matters to you now is Parpukari .... sampai berpuluh blog baru tumbuh macam cendawan .... di bawah KJ punya arahan. Tapi yang nyata tak ada substance. Isu yang dimainkan hanyalah menghentam ... HI HI HI

Ni dia aku listkan blog-blog baru yang matlamat kewujudannya hanya satu .... kasi hentam sama Parpu ....

1. 1-mal.blogpost.com

2. jebat2010.blogspot.com

3. 10sibudakhitam.blogspot.com

4. sekupangduas.blogspot.com

5. www.tepakbersulam.com

6. blogger-reform.blogspot.com

And plenty more. I don't need to waste my time giving the full list because these pariah blogs have no quality. Yup ... it is true ... Not even one of the blogs has ever written any articles about jasa-jasa Khairy kepada parti ... which were none really. Their existence is meant to suck KJ until clean and dry .... MUA HA HA

Even though the blogs supporting KJ are plenty in quantity, I can guarantee the administrators are actually one of these three pelacur politik:

1. Bro Jinggo

2. Tepak Bersulam

3. Muhammad Ali

Who are these toothless cyber doggies?

Pasangan pelacur politik adik-beradik,

dulu jilat Azalina, now bertuankan Khairy,

anyone can use their service, janji bayar lebih!

Tepak ni ramai orang dah kenal. Bila si Tepak dah tak boleh berhujah, dia mencarut sampai tak ingat dunia. As a matter of fact Bro Jinggo and Tepak Bersulam merupakan pasangan pelacur politik adik-beradik. They both used to be sucking Azalina .... but now KJ has offered a better price ... MUA HA HA

Muhammad Ali tu pulak not much known about him ... but all I can say he is another coward bred by KJFC. Bila jumpa dia dalam FB si Muhammad gerenti cabut lari.

Back to the story between KJ and Parpukari. Apa la ko KJ thamby ... ko mintak bukti from Parpukari ... tapi yang nampak jelas you're running away from the allegations. Why don't you KJ thamby look at the picture below and tell me what you think ..... passport boy? .... MUA HA HA

WOW ... bukan setakat passport je ... rupanya lagi panjang dia punya cerita .... HA HA HA

Wenger At War ... Sadly Wenger Lost The Battle

Ayoyo Khairy thamby ... omak punya anak punya Nori punya laki ... apa sudah jadi .... lu punya general has lost the battle for ..... urmmm .... uncountable times already.

The routine practiced by Wenger, deleted his blog when he got defeated ... OUCHHH!!! Wenger was again defeated? Wenger deleted his blog? What really happened maa? Psssttt ... it has been electronically proven that Wenger is suffering from multiple personality disorders. Even in blogosphere he played multiple characters like Chairman Kaga, and I think there are a lot more .... MUA HA HA

JENG JENG JENG JENG ... Flashback .... December 2009 .... Wenger abandoned his blog Judge Wenger for no reason, and later he created another blog Wenger At War. Ishhhh .... biar betul ... from Padedoh to Waziboy to Judge Wenger to Wenger At War. Say what? Wenger At War .... HA HA HA .... a deluded soldier always looks for a battle.

Okey .... back to his latest blog .... Wenger At War .... sounds funny, I know, tapi takpe .... follow je cerita. Among the recent posts published at Wenger At War was about Wenger making announcement that he is no longer a KJ supporter .... YEAH RIIIIIIGHT .... DUHHHHH

Deluded Wenger is always imagining

he is a knight protecting the son-in-law Khairy

So my good friend Parpukari wrote a blog post in response to the Wenger's article ...... stating that it was part of Wenger's tricks to pull more bloggers into his camps .... fishy fishy fishy .... HI HI HI

Wenger did turn up at comment department .... and that was when the fiery battle took place. So what really happened in the battle? HE HE HE

Wenger did the usual thing .... praising himself and bragging about his balls. The truth was Wenger got whacked at all angle ... frontal, rear and sideways as well.

The best part was that at the same time KJ made an announcement in twitter about the confrontation at House PK's blog. KJ has given a special name to Wenger .... The Parpu Slayer .... MUA HA HA. Biar betul ko KJ .... pencacai pariah macam Wenger ni pun ko panggil slayer.

Ayoyo .... ni je ke kerja Ketua Pemuda ..... twittering only maa!

Even though my fellow blogpals like House PK, Detguaq and AntiKJ kept pounding Wenger mercilessly during the confrontation, the deadly blow ultimately came from Shamsul Yunos My Anger when he delivered a substantial material pertaining to the MV Agusta sale ...... psssst .... the one that KJ sold for 1 Euro .... HO HO HO

What follows later .... Wenger went missing from the battle field ... and guess what? Someone alerted me in FB that the blog Wenger At War had been deleted. Ayoyo Wenger thamby .... how many times you did this already .... defeated .... delete .... defeated ... delete ... HI HI HI

So Khairy .... ko punya general the so called Parpu Slayer has again been defeated. Maknanya tiga empat hari ni terpaksalah ko harapkan your toothless cyber doggies like Jinggo, Jamil and Tepak Kaki to become your army in virtual reality .... HI HI HI

Sit Jinggo sit .... good doggy .... HI HI HI

Cam ni la KJ ..... I've stated this long time ago, and even nicely put it in my recently published poem .... THAT YOU ARE DOING NO GOOD NEITHER FOR THE PARTY NOR FOR THE COUNTRY. Bila orang buat protest ko pi hijack ..... then kena belasah dengan pro UMNO bloggers ... KESIANNYA ... MUA HA HA

SO KHAIRY .... THIS IS AN ULTIMATUM FROM PIGGY ..... RESIGN LA THAMBY!

I Knew It Already La KJ Thamby!

OUCHHH! I knew it ....

Mommy! now not only Parpu, Big Dog and Piggy,

the Exco members are also all over me ...

I knew majority of UMNO members are still putting the blame on Dollah and Khairy for the 2008 Tsunami.

I knew many UMNO members believe that Khairy won the KP through bad deals.

I knew only the lowly below average pariah troopers like Bro Jinggo and Tapak Kaki would support Khairy Jamaluddin. To simple mind like us all, supporting KJ is an insult to our intelligent.

I knew that KJ has been sidelined by UMNO big guns, but his troopers keep telling incredible fictions.

I knew that there are still plenty of Exco in Pemuda UMNO who put the priority of the party above their periuk nasi.

I knew that one day the Pemuda Exco will explode after finally noticing KJ is not capable to lead them.

And thank Allah almighty, I learned that the Exco members have already exploded during Thursday's meeting … so please accept the fact Khairy, that you have no use for UMNO and the country ... HI HI HI

Birthday Note To A Traitor - KJ The Son-In-Law

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHAIRY,
AND PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY LA THAMBY,
I HOPE YOU'VE STARTED COUNTING DAYS ALREADY,
SINCE YOUR POLITICAL CAREER IS NOW GOING DOWNHILL.

WELL KHAIRY,
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF REALLY,
FOR MESSING UP WITH THINGS BADLY,
AND THE TREMOR WAS STRONGLY FELT IN 2008 GE.

Sorry Honey ... I didn't get the post as deputy.
It was all because of Piggy, Big Dog and Parpukari.

YOUR PRESENCE KHAIRY,
IS DOING NO GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY,
AND NEITHER FOR THE PARTY,
AS PEMUDA UNDER YOU HAVE BECOME PEMUDI,
AND YOU HAVE NO SUPPORT VIRTUALLY,
EITHER IN REAL WORLD OR IN VIRTUAL REALITY,
EXCEPT FOR A FEW TOOTHLESS DOGGIES,
LIKE JAMIL, BRO JINGGO, TEPAK AND REMY.

Sit Jinggo sit .... good doggy !!!

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH KHAIRY,
YOU SHOULD BE HIDING YOUR FACE ALREADY,
FOR THE DAMAGE YOU HAVE CAUSED TO THE PARTY,
BUT KHAIRY WILL ALWAYS BE KHAIRY,
POWER MUST BE HOLD STRONGLY,
TO SERVE YOUR GREED FOR WEALTH AND MONEY.

A blow from Singh has been severe already,
but Big Dog and Parpukari neither have mercy.

SAD TO SAY KHAIRY,
IT IS ENOUGH ALREADY,
WE KNEW YOUR GAME OF TREASON AND TREACHERY,
AND YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH VICIOUS KALI,
SO PLEASE GET YOUR PASSPORT READY,
TO PERMANENTLY DISAPPEAR FROM THIS COUNTRY.

Jom Pi Rembau! For What Ma?

There has been a rather unfriendly response to Parpukari's article Jom Pi Jerlun. I will not mention where it came from but I reckon my dear viewers could have guessed it would come from one of the KJ's troopers.

It's indeed a dimwitted kind of response because it came from a self-proclaimed pro UMNO blogger. In addition, for what bloody good reason Mukhriz's program to boost economic activities in Jerlun is compared to KJ visiting flood victims.

Knowing that he himself was and still is a liability to his party, there is not much KJ could do to gain publicity or rather sympathy. Therefore KJ makes a full use of his cybertroopers to publish pictures and thus to create impression that KJ is fairly close to the people, HA HA HA.

Now I wonder why Khairy is not able to come up with the same program, Jom Pi Rembau. Perhaps the pictures below may provide the answer.

A rather "warm" welcome, HI HI HI.

Rembau had already dismissed him by 83, HI HI HI

Speaking of KJ's buddy.

Says Unker Zorro, "Cikgu Bad is my buddy, not Khairy"

Unfulfilled promises ..... IMMORAL MP!!!

Someone made a big fuss about bloggers and reporters boarding Firefly. Patut pun ... takde airport kat Rembau

Is there any home stay program in Rembau?

No home stay in Rembau, we all live under water, HA HA HA

Well Khairy, voice of hatred not only coming from blogs and FB, but in reality it also comes from your own constituency, HI HI HI.

KJ Jatuh UMNO Kukuh, KJ Belah UMNO Gagah

While discussing political matter within my FB circle suddenly my fellow knight brother Det Guaq came out with a ravishing tag line that goes perfectly well with our struggle to get rid of KJ the son-out-law:

KJ JATUH UMNO KUKUH,
KJ BELAH UMNO GAGAH

Those words are too beautiful to the extent I'm genuinely inspired to write a pantun specially dedicated to the son-out-law, and it must carry the same title. Here it goes:

KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh,
KJ belah UMNO gagah.

KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh,
Sudah terang lagi bersuluh,
Jangan pula tunggu disuruh,
Harapnya si KJ tidaklah bodoh.

You want peace you've got to leave in one piece...
and stop crying please!!!

KJ belah UMNO gagah,
Tapi Bro Jinggo jadi gelabah,
Macam askar hilang arah,
Periuk nasi tertutup sudah.

KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh,
Dalam parti no more kecoh,
Barisan Pemuda kembali utuh,
Kepada Razali mereka patuh.

KJ belah UMNO gagah,
Parpu sergah KJ gelabah,
Dihantar SMS nak bincang masalah,
Parpu just kata CAIT POORAH!!!

KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh,
Bukan kami nak cari gaduh,
Tapi si KJ memang gelojoh,
Sana sini bikin kecoh.

Do I look like a trouble maker? Denial!

Selagi KJ tak serah kalah,
Kami tetap akan belasah,
Tanpa mengira penah lelah,
Supaya UMNO kembali gagah.

KJ JATUH UMNO KUKUH,
KJ BELAH UMNO GAGAH