Thursday, August 5, 2010

KJ Bukan Setakat Hipokrit, Tapi Bacul dan Lying Scumbag

"Singh, in the spirit of free speech,
you're free to post anything"
Cait ... ini penipu punya kaki

Singh is back … but kena ubah style sikit, this time nak tulis mainly in Malay. And of course … the same old story … pasal anak omak @ laki si Nori @ menantu Dollah Badawi bernama Khairy.

Sepanjang dua tiga akaun si KJ bukak kat FB … tak pernah aku teringin nak add KJ as friend. Bagi aku … it is an insult to intelligent. Macam mana aku nak terima KJ after the kind of mess he did during Dollah’s REIGN OF ERROR … HA HA HA.

Tapi bila KJ bukak FANPAGE (ceh … perasan macam artis) … aku nampak peluang cantek untuk berdepan dengan KJ face to face … actually keyboard to keyboard … HE HE HE ....

Dipendek cerita aku tekan “LIKE” kat KJ FANPAGE. Tapi aku tak nak jugak orang kata Singh dah konar baring … tiba-tiba boleh “LIKE” dengan si KJ. So aku tulis satu wall post kat KJ FANPAGE for clarification ….

Betul apa … aku kena LIKE dulu untuk aku luahkan apa-apa yang aku DON’T LIKE pasal Dollah punya menantu … HU HU HU

Tiba-tiba aku nampak KJ punya wall post yang mempersoalkan pasal kes rasuah Kerajaan PR di Selangor.

Okey la tu … benda tak elok kita kena tegur. Tapi bila KJ tegur orang pasal rasuah …. Apa yang aku boleh kata …. KAAAAAAAAH KAH KAH ….. diumpamakan seperti ketam mengajar anak breakdance.

So aku perli kat si HIPOKRIT Khairy dengan komen:

Alahai Khairy ... do you really think you're the best person to talk about corruption and misappropriation ... simply ask yourself what have you done during Dollah's administration. Something may ring the bell .... Patrick Lim ... Trengganu ... ECM Libra ... Gelang Patah ... and plenty more ... OUCH!!!

JENG JENG JENG …. tak disangka KJ menyambut Singh dengan tangan terbuka … dan lalu KJ berkata …

Nice to see Singh is King here. Constant and consistent critic from the start. A lot of baseless accusations, of course. But in the spirit of free speech, you're free to post what you like here although I reserve the right to call you a lying scumbag. Which, of course, you are. Kepada rakan-rakan lain jangan peduli sangat orang macam Singh is King. Penuh dengan kebencian dan penipuan. Minta bukti, tarak.

Wow … apa yang KJ tulis tu … aku nampak ada good news, better news and even the best news. The good news … KJ tahu beb ..... aku sengat dia sikit demi sikit. The better news … KJ janji tak nak delete aku. And the best news … KJ tuduh aku lying scumbag … so aku ada reason nak retaliate ... OUCH!!!

Okey la tu … hang kata aku lying scumbag noooo … KJ mintak bukti nooo …. Adus … bagaikan mengantuk disorong bantal peluk. Tak pe … sat lagi hang KJ jawab soalan aku pula … tengok nanti setakat mana hang menggelupuh … sama-sama kita tunggu … HU HU HU …

Then aku balas balik komen KJ dengan beberapa persoalan:

Seminit … dua minit … tiga minit … aku menanti dengan debaran … mungkinkah KJ berani menghadapi kebenaran. Empat minit … lima minit …

WAH!!! … tiba-tiba pencacai murahan keluar dari persarangan … dan seperti biasa tidak segan untuk mempamerkan kebodohan … KWANG KWANG KWANG …

Pencacai pun pencacai la … baik aku tembak dulu sebelum depa lagi merapu. Dari segi bahasa aku pun tahu siapakah sebenarnya Cik Saloma tu … HU HU HU.

So aku tulis satu komen ditujukan kepada pencacai KJ yang dungu dan sememangnya mempunyai IQ di bawah paras beku …..

Tiba-tiba bila tekan button COMMENT … FB bagi notification … YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT … rupanya aku dah kena delete from KJ FANPAGE.

CEH … BACUL punya KJ … berdepan ngan aku tak sampai 10 minit … terus tak tahan kepanasan dan blok aku sebagai fan. Dah la HIPOKRIT dan PENIPU … kononnya in the spirit of free speech hang janji tak akan delete. So sape sebenarnya the lying scumbag.

"Mommy ... Piggy whacks me again ... and this time I cannot hide"

Adus KJ … aku bukannya tuduh hang yang bukan-bukan, aku hanya bertanyakan soalan, dan jauh sekali dari sikap kurang ajar. Punyalah bersopan santun … aku siap tanya lagi apa khabar hang punya kawan baik si Kali … HI HI HI

Suatu yang sahih dan nyata … hang KJ selalu katakan bahawa apa-apa isu yang kami utarakan … hanyalah baseless allegation. Tapi macam semalam bila aku mintak hang berdepan dengan kebenaran … hang pulak yang lari bertempiaran. Aduh ... hang ni KJ memang penakut dan bacul tahap gaban … KWANG KWANG KWANG!!!

Dear DS Najib … please get rid of Dollah’s son-in-law AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. As proven beyond any doubt, KJ not only a coward, but he is also a hypocrite and a lying scumbag. KJ is also among the worst leaders in the History of UMNO … after Azeez Rempit Rahim, Reezal Merican and Annuar Musa.

"Oloh Singh ... ambo pun kena"

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Three Losers Speaking On Behalf Of Son-In-Law!!!


These three names, Zahid, Shahrizat and Azeez were said to be pushing for agenda to get KJ a post as cabinet minister.

What can we say about these three losers?

Firstly Zahid Hamidi, was an Anwar proxy. His political career should have ended with the fall of Anwar. But sleepy SamDol Badawi brought him back. Has Zahid ever delivered while he was the Ketua Pemuda? I could recall none, except that Zahid was shamelessly messing with BSN.

Shahrizat Jalil, I've always mistaken her with the actresses in Mami Jarum.
Wait a minute, Shahrizat is a loser, and worst still she was knocked out by a new comer at Lembah Pantai. Even though Shahrizat later won Ketua Wanita UMNO, to the people of Lembah Pantai she is still a loser ..... HA HA HA

Azeez "Double E" Rahim ..... or better known as Azeez Rempit ... HI HI HI. He went all out to get himself nominated for Baling MP candidate by "shopping" Kedah UMNO members. But where did Azeez get money? Well ... Dato' Rocky says that there's connection between Sime Darby and dumb ass Double E .... OUCH!!!

So tell me ... for what what bloody good reason DS Najib must listen to these three losers. And worst still, these three losers are speaking on behalf of KJ the son-in-law aka The Traitor.

BTW, I wrote another poem dedicated to the son-in-law, and this poem was inspired by Shakespeare ..... ENJOY!!!!!

Sigh no more dear friends sigh no more,
KJ's political career is nearly over,
One foot to the grave and one foot to PKR,
As KJ has done much favour to Anwar.

Then sigh not so, but let KJ go,
There isn't any place for a traitor in UMNO,
Should KJ decide to leave now,
We will definitely cheer .....
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO!!!

Monday, May 31, 2010

GEMPAR - Gerakan Melayu Parti Bebas!!!

Join The Group, Click HERE

Anda bosan dengan UMNO yang masih tidak mahu belajar dari kesilapan?

Anda bosan dengan PAS yang hanya mempermainkan agama untuk kepentingan politik, padahal dalam PAS sendiri berlakunya amalan rasuah dan kroni?

Anda bosan dengan karenah PKR yang hanya perjuangkan ketuanan Anwar?

Anda bosan dengan DAP yang secara terang dan nyata bersikap chauvinist?

Anda bosan dengan BN yang semakin nampak mengambil sokongan Melayu for granted?

Anda bosan dengan mainan politik PR yang hanya berceramah sebarkan propaganda 24 jam, padahal rumah tangga sendiri tunggang-langgang?

Are you all fed up with too much politics?

Well Dear Friends, you are not alone. Let us all get together to voice our discomfort and fear. Join GEMPAR, let us make a stand that ........

WE DON'T HAVE ANY FEAR,
AND WE ARE NOT OFFERING ANY FAVOUR!!!

So politicians, either PR or BN ... please listen!!!
Kalau korang merapu, menipu, salah guna kuasa, korup, bazirkan wang rakyat ..... gang-gang aku akan cekup korang ngan spiderweb!!!!!!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Luahan Ikhlas Azli Syukri Mengenai Khairy


Dipetik dari tulisan Saudara Azli Syukri.

Secara ikhlas, biarlah saya berterus-terang kepada saudara Khairy yang saya kasihi. Sesungguhnya, saudara Khairyseorang yang pandai, terimalah hakikatnya ini dan kepandaian saudara itu sepatutnya digunakan dalam sektor awam. Dengan kata lain sebagai penjawat awam.

Bidang pekerjaan yang sesuai untuk saudara adalah seperti Pegawai Tentera, Pegawai Tadbir dan Diplomatik atau setidak-tidaknya sebagai seorang pensyarah. Anda tidak boleh pergi lebih jauh daripada itu. Cukuplah dengan apa-apa yang telah berlaku sewaktu bapa mertua saudara menjadi Perdana Menteri.

Dan sekarang - Pemuda UMNO semakin lemah dan lesu. Perpecahan yang berlaku akibat daripada nafsu politik saudara yang terlalu besar dalam politik UMNO - menyebabkan UMNO semakin nazak. Cukuplah, wahai saudaraku Khairy.

Saudara telah buktikan bahawa saudara layak untuk menjadi seorang tentera yang baik dan berdedikasi. (Cait .... baik punya perli .... HI HI HI) Sesungguhnya, dunia ketenteraan di Malaysia tidak sabar-sabar menanti insan seperti saudara. Tidak mustahil pada satu hari nanti saudara mampu bergelar Jeneral.

Justeru itu, saya dengan rendah diri,
memohon kepada saudara agar meletakkan jawatan sebagai Ketua Pemuda UMNO Malaysia dan segerlah menyertai Angkatan Tentera Malaysia (ATM) - bakat anda terselah sebagai seorang tentera yang berjiwa patriotisme.

Saya percaya, kerajaan Malaysia tiada masalah untuk melantik saudara terus ke pangkat Mejar, dengan syarat saudara tinggalkan politik dan berbaktilah sepenuh masa untuk negara. Percayalah, saudara tidak mempunyai bakat seorang politik, sebaliknya saudara mempunyai bakat yang sangat terserlah sebagai seorang tentera, ahli akademik atau pun sebagai PTD.

Mohon, saudara tinggalkan jubah politik UMNO segera. Dan saya percaya ahli-ahli Pemuda UMNO akan bersyukur dalam hal ini. Maafkan saya jika saya berterus-terang dengan nada yang mungkin kurang enak untuk didengar. Wallahualam.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Si Samdol And Si Kitol

Pity SamDol Badawi, desperately wanted to be regarded
as a hero by selling our sovereignty!!!

Ayoyo Dollah thamby ...... I thought you have already become a history ... but not really. Your "greatness" never failed to impress us all, especially among bloggers. As proven, your managed to shake public confidence even while your were sleeping. And now you are still making headlines while retiring.

Listen SamDol ....... among the biggest political blunders Tun Mahathir committed was getting you as Prime Minister. But I never blamed Tun for that. Your Mr Clean image had provided perfect smokescreen to the evil doers creeping under you skin.


Had Tun Mahathir been able to see the THREE key elements in SamDol Badawi, Tun would never have gotten SamDol close to Putrajaya.
  1. Your stupidity
  2. Son-in-law Khairy
  3. Kamaluddin and Scomi

Yup Samdol ... your stupidity really prevailed. Whatever deals or decisions you made during your tenure turned out to be a loss for the country as well as for the party. But I do believe, out of these losses there were people who received handsome benefit and got their pocket thick.


And tell me SamDol, who gave you the stupid idea of giving away our sovereignty to Brunei. Rocky was talking about possible RM 320 BILLION loss in revenue. As I mentioned, there would always be people benefiting from your stupid deal. Who are they ....... Kamal and KJ?


Well YAB DS Najib ... please get the Royal Commission to find out.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Well Done Soldier!!!


Two Thumbs Up comrade brothers and sisters. Collectively it was a well planned and coordinated effort to strip Anwar naked and subsequently bring down The Pakatan Reput in Hulu Selangor.

Without you guys playing significant in exposing Anwar's lies and deceptions ... it might have been a different outcome.

You guys have also taught Pakatan Reput a lesson ... that third media not only theirs.

So once again ... BRAVO SOLDIERS!!!



























Ops .... I just noticed that none of the pro KJ bloggers were in the list. Well, they don't deserve any compliment at all. From what I heard, the pro KJ bloggers were only looking and seeking for opportunity to fit KJ in, so that KJ could stay relevant ..... OUCHHHHHHHHH

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Rio Rasyid Hits On The Right Notes


Well ... the picture says it all ... HA HA HA

Want more? Reformasin is more than happy to share the laughter.

Monday, April 19, 2010

PACT With The Devil?



The year was 2002, it was the year Zaid Ibrahim brought Hudud to court. What followed later was a highly anticipated drama ... Zaid was virtually attacked by PAS supporters from all angles ... up and down ... left and right ... not to forget front and rear as well (ops ... I'm not referring to Anwar).

That was when the story about Zaid being a heavy drinker spreading fast like thunder. Having that kind of knowledge about Zaid's behaviour, PAS is still giving full support for Zaid in Hulu Selangor. Urmmmmm ... sounds rather strange than fiction.


Or is it really true that his drinking days are already over?
"Zaid said what distinguished him from other leaders was that he was not a hypocrite."
Well I have one formula for us to consider ... those who claim that they are not hypocrites are actually the worst hypocrites on earth ... HA HA HA!!!



Ops ... I wonder how this picture of Khairy mysteriously managed to get into this blog entry. I guess my dear viewers must have heard of a saying ... SPEAK OF THE DEVIL ... HA HA HA

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

KJ - Jange Terlajok Manggak!




Ado sekor ...
anok beghuk ...
Masuk parti UMNO
warno hitei..
hati busuk...
nok jadi PM.... (2x)

kejadie Tuhe..
dipanggil beruk itei..
asalnyo dale hutei...
sejenis hewei... (2x)

kalu pasal peghanga huduh...
diolah yang paling panda...
sokmo dok berlakun kerano dio sayei tuei...

panda-panda beghuk melopat
jatuh tanoh jugok...
nok wi kabar..oghe jahat... jange terlajak manggok...

ooo...oghe zaman dulu...
pakat hambat beghuk...
bimbang ko oghe melayu...
takut jadi hambo... (2x)

nyo kepentinge melayu...
kalu de nyo buoei beghuk... pendek tahun tuh...
nyo melayu jadi hambo dalei negeri....

ooo...sekat bedil ado...
beghuk habih mati...
hok ni lah sayo raso...
kito suka sangat... (2x)

kito manusia...
tinggi mano pon kito ngaji...
nok wak beghuk sekor tentu skali nyo tok jadi ooo...
raso suko sunggoh....

tgk sekor beghuk hitei..
mapuh keno tembok...
sapa tokleh mapuh melayu... (2x)

bulu-bulu pon habis luruh...
air mato bera-bera...
maghi dale baruh bokali keno racun temakar..

The lyric is taken from KJ-10Q blog, and the actual dikir barat song can be found here ... ENJOY ....




Monday, March 22, 2010

Veni Vidi Vici ... So Resign La KJ Thamby!

Veni Vidi Vici ... don't simply mess with Parpukari!

Veni Vidi Vici ... Parpu came to twitter ... Parpu saw the menacing son-in-law ... and Parpu confronted the traitor in one of the bloodiest battles ... and Parpu manage to conquer. KJ finally could not stand the heat and thus he ran away and blocked Parpukari ... HI HI HI

Ironically, Khairy with his bunch of toothless cyber doggies like Jinggo, Dax, Wenger and the lowly Tepak Thamby could not even manage to confront ONE Parpukari. Well ... I believe it was not easy for KJ troopers to hide KJ's stinky bangkai gajah when it was so obvious ... KAH KAH KAH

And what is more ironic ... KJ has even started behaving like Parpukari. So pity ... a deluded soldier KJ must be after running away from his enemy.


HI HI HI ... IS this the kind of attitude shown by Ketua Pemuda UMNO Malaysia? No wonder the Pemuda UMNO now has become a laughing stock. Come on Dato' Razali, you've got to step in SOON AND FAST before more irreversible damage is done to the party.

Do show us you've got balls Dato' Razali ... make your move to put KJ aside. I can guarantee it won't be that hard. The EXCOs will definitely and solidly support your action because they know KJ is not favoured by the PM. Otherwise Dato' Razali, you simply let KJ damage the party, like what KJ did while he was the NKP.

Say what? Was I talking about damage to the party? HI HI HI

The PR finally admitted that Dollah and Khairy played a big role for their victory in 2008 GE, meaning BN must now kick out Khairy to ensure a BN win with bigger majority ...
makes sense really ... HI HI HI

Finally it has been admitted by PR leaderships that their landslide victory in previous GE was due to the damage been done by Pak Lah and Khairy, as written in Neutral Daily, and I quote:

Sebab itu pada pilihan raya umum lalu kita lihat ada calon yang bertanding dari dalan penjara boleh menang seperti Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri Kota Alam Shah, M. Manoharan dan MP seperti Low Gwo Burne (Kelana Jaya) yang macm OKU bisu yang tak reti nak cakap sepatah apa bahasa pun.

However it should not be a strange phenomenon if KJ toothless doggies like Jinggo and Tepak Thamby are still defending Khairy ... because for these two brothers ... support is not given freely ... it must be exchanged with money ... so they don't freaking care about the party.

Helo helo ... me speak england no ... HO HO HO

Speaking of political support in exchange for money, there is another clown blogger by the name Zaharin Mohd Yasin who used to be very vocal against Dollah and Khairy. Somehow later all the fiery attacks had gone after the clown kissed Dollah's hands ... YUCKS!!!

No kidding ... Zaharin does look like a clown

Why Zaharin the clown suddenly made a 180 degree turn? Perhaps the quote below may provide an answer, as written by Kickdefella ... HA HA HA


Well Zaharin ... stop lying to your FB friends that you are a man of principle. As a matter of fact your pride and honor are actually items for sale ... and now nobody is buying. Were you Zaharin invited for NPC Oscar? HA HA HA

Rumour has it that this "kiss" was really costly

Okey ... back to the title of the blog post ... VENI VIDI VICI ... BRAVO Parpukari ...

Message for Khairy ... I'm now wondering ... are you really capable of confronting the PAKATAN army when you and your toothless doggies could not even manage to confront one Parpukari ... SO BETTER RESIGN LA KJ THAMBY ... LEAVE IT TO DATO' RAZALI ... HI HI HI