Wenger At War ... Sadly Wenger Lost The Battle

Ayoyo Khairy thamby ... omak punya anak punya Nori punya laki ... apa sudah jadi .... lu punya general has lost the battle for ..... urmmm .... uncountable times already.

The routine practiced by Wenger, deleted his blog when he got defeated ... OUCHHH!!! Wenger was again defeated? Wenger deleted his blog? What really happened maa? Psssttt ... it has been electronically proven that Wenger is suffering from multiple personality disorders. Even in blogosphere he played multiple characters like Chairman Kaga, and I think there are a lot more .... MUA HA HA

JENG JENG JENG JENG ... Flashback .... December 2009 .... Wenger abandoned his blog Judge Wenger for no reason, and later he created another blog Wenger At War. Ishhhh .... biar betul ... from Padedoh to Waziboy to Judge Wenger to Wenger At War. Say what? Wenger At War .... HA HA HA .... a deluded soldier always looks for a battle.

Okey .... back to his latest blog .... Wenger At War .... sounds funny, I know, tapi takpe .... follow je cerita. Among the recent posts published at Wenger At War was about Wenger making announcement that he is no longer a KJ supporter .... YEAH RIIIIIIGHT .... DUHHHHH

Deluded Wenger is always imagining

he is a knight protecting the son-in-law Khairy

So my good friend Parpukari wrote a blog post in response to the Wenger's article ...... stating that it was part of Wenger's tricks to pull more bloggers into his camps .... fishy fishy fishy .... HI HI HI

Wenger did turn up at comment department .... and that was when the fiery battle took place. So what really happened in the battle? HE HE HE

Wenger did the usual thing .... praising himself and bragging about his balls. The truth was Wenger got whacked at all angle ... frontal, rear and sideways as well.

The best part was that at the same time KJ made an announcement in twitter about the confrontation at House PK's blog. KJ has given a special name to Wenger .... The Parpu Slayer .... MUA HA HA. Biar betul ko KJ .... pencacai pariah macam Wenger ni pun ko panggil slayer.

Ayoyo .... ni je ke kerja Ketua Pemuda ..... twittering only maa!

Even though my fellow blogpals like House PK, Detguaq and AntiKJ kept pounding Wenger mercilessly during the confrontation, the deadly blow ultimately came from Shamsul Yunos My Anger when he delivered a substantial material pertaining to the MV Agusta sale ...... psssst .... the one that KJ sold for 1 Euro .... HO HO HO

What follows later .... Wenger went missing from the battle field ... and guess what? Someone alerted me in FB that the blog Wenger At War had been deleted. Ayoyo Wenger thamby .... how many times you did this already .... defeated .... delete .... defeated ... delete ... HI HI HI

So Khairy .... ko punya general the so called Parpu Slayer has again been defeated. Maknanya tiga empat hari ni terpaksalah ko harapkan your toothless cyber doggies like Jinggo, Jamil and Tepak Kaki to become your army in virtual reality .... HI HI HI

Sit Jinggo sit .... good doggy .... HI HI HI

Cam ni la KJ ..... I've stated this long time ago, and even nicely put it in my recently published poem .... THAT YOU ARE DOING NO GOOD NEITHER FOR THE PARTY NOR FOR THE COUNTRY. Bila orang buat protest ko pi hijack ..... then kena belasah dengan pro UMNO bloggers ... KESIANNYA ... MUA HA HA

SO KHAIRY .... THIS IS AN ULTIMATUM FROM PIGGY ..... RESIGN LA THAMBY!

Setiakawans Have Lost Their Pants, Now They're Pulling Mine

THE NOBLE KNIGHT RETURNS - directed towards Wenger Padedoh

I’m back, only better. Listen setiakawan joker boys, it's gonna be business as usual, and this time around I'm taking no prisoners. And listen carefully Wenger, confront the joker boys I shall, not with THREAT, dagger and sword, but with wits, mind and words.

Perhaps my close blogpals like Doc Sid, IKS, ODS and Mat Cendana may not agree with this final assault, but I've got to proceed somehow for the sake of pride and honour.

The very existence of The Darker Side is to confront twisted materials published by setiakawan joker boys. Many bloggers share the opinion that materials produced by joker boys are a pure act of sucking balls, not to mention distorted as well. Do feel free to visit these posts published by setiakawan supporters:

Who's Trying To Sell IJN - SuKJ accuses Tun involved in IJN takeover

Di Sebalik Isu Tingkat 4 - Blogger Fabulous Boy denies Khairy's involvement at 4th floor

Khairy's SWOT Analysis - Hang Tegar is confused between Khairy's strengths and weaknesses

Khairy Menang Di Rembau Dengan Penuh Bergaya - Bro Jinggo talks about how KJ won the nomination with style in Rembau without mentioning the dirty play which was widely reported elsewhere

Those are only a few examples of distorted and twisted materials. I guess it is not insulting enough to say please bring barf bags when you visit those sites. Most of the articles above have been previously confronted by The Darker Side. So you are perfectly wrong Wenger if you ever think that I solely dedicate myself to only whack KJ the son-in-law.

Setiakawan bloggers embarass me!

My advice to you Wenger educate the joker boys to write more convincing articles, otherwise the lowly articles equivalent to primary school level make KJ look bad as ever. Subsequently, KJ may become an element of laughter.

HITLER RESURRECTS

In an article published by The Star, the son-in-law admitted that he has two personalities, the larger than life KJ and the naturally shy Khairy, well it sounds like a right candidate for split personality. What I found later in the article is that Khairy or KJ has the third personality which sounds like Hilter, and I quote:

"If you give me a microphone and a thousand people, it is a different thing altogether. I am very quick to warm up to people, and do not have problems interacting with them." KJ or Khairy

No wonder KJ shows so much enthusiasm in debate. The above quote has clearly proven that KJ loves limelight and public appearance. History tells us that these publicity seekers like Hitler and Sukarno ended destroying not only themselves but also the countries they served.

Ting ting ting ting! What's inside? Nothing

Luckily in this country hardly anybody pays attention to our new Hitler-like politician, except for a group of mutants known as setiakawans. I wonder what exactly KJ offered to these setiakawan joker boys because it is a true fact Khairy has proven to be liability to his party.

Perhaps KJ promises the land of fantasy to his setiakawan supporters, the land where the prime minister is always being sleepy, the politicians draw no limit for lust and greed, and the citizens just keep dreaming being at Disney.

Miss Mermaid, in your land of fantasy,
is there a person by the name Khairy?

THE PUSSYCAT BOYS

When Wenger published the news at Rembau Times that I had been defeated, the setiakawan pom pom boys (thanks to River) were seen crowding Wenger's site for a celebration. The usual faces like Senapang Patah, SuKJ, Pejuang Bangsa and General Bro Jinggo himself only then dared to show up.

The setiakawan pom pom "boys" were seen

celebrating the defeat of Piggy Singh

I had previously published a post entitled The Fabulous Joker Boys that questioned the integrity of setiakawan supporters in cybersphere. Not many dared to turn up for comments to prove that I was wrong. SuKJ did try but he was heavily slaughtered, to the extent he wished that I had been buried in BA landslide.

Now the joker pom pom boys are celebrating with joy at Wenger's for a victory that was only claimed by Wenger. The joy and excitement were clearly shown from their comments, and I quote:

"wow… good news bro… haha… mcmmana lah rupanya piggy singh tersungkur agaknya, klu dia terbaca news ni rasa2nya pasti piggy menagis tertongeng… hahaha… teruskan usaha murni bro… bro kalau ada berita untuk disiarkan ke pro.khairy.com email saja saya bro… salam perjuangan bro…

Nasihat saya pada Mr Piggy , (itu pun jika Mr Piggy mahu dgr, coz Mr Piggy ni ego sedikit…) buat baik berpada2… buat jahat jangan sekali… adalah lebih baik kita menulis perkara yang baik2 daripada menulis perkara yang tidak baik dan janganlah kita samakan diri kita sama seperti syaitan…" General Bro Jinggo

What is puzzling me about these joker boys is that they really believe KJ is an angel, as if they live in different world. Thanks to your advice Bro Jinggo, buat baik berpada-pada, buat jahat jangan sekali, and I may add, nape pula peti undi Gelang Patah boleh dibawa lari?

The setiakawan joker boys are hardly seen commenting at famous blogsites which are no fans of Khairy like Rocky, A Voice, Apanama, Tuan Husin and JMD. The reason for being coward is that they do not have much substances and materials for rebuttal. Therefore from now on I like to call setiakawan supporters in blogsphere as PUSSYCAT JOKER BOYS. You guys had better retire and become background dancers for Pussycat Dolls.

Nicole, do you currently need dancers for Pussycat Dolls?
The setiakawan bloggers are now looking for dancing career.

FAREWELL WENGER J KHAIRY PADEDOH

Wenger J Khairy Padedoh, the commander of setiakawan troopers and definitely the witty few among KJ supporters has finally put his pen down as pro Setiakawan blogger. Wenger was the most provocative among setiakawan joker boys, the rest are comparable to pussycat dolls. He many times loudly called for confrontation, asking me and Doc Sid to show up in the mind games.

I guess it is reasonable for me to say that Wenger twice lost his pants in the mind games. As an act of revenge, Wenger posed a threat on me and I quote:

Mr. Piggy Singh,
Blogmaster of the-antigonist

We shall now accept terms of surrender. Should you decide to repent you are now instructed to do the following

A) Delete all offending postings to YB MP of Rembau
B) A 1000 essay apologizing to KJ, and all other setiakawans
C) Pledging never again to indulge in anti-KJ activities.

Should you resist, we shall be forced to unleash a campaign the likes has never been seen in the blogosophere.

Yours Sincerely
Wenger J Khairy Chief
Padedoh

After being stripped naked and suffered humiliation,
Wenger posed a threat as an act of revenge

Wenger further humiliated me in his article Cybertooper Gone Bad, accusing me being Azalina's trooper that evolved later as KJ hater. I fought back as usual and never submitted myself to his term. However Wenger declared victory and the news was published on front page by The Rembau Times as shown below.

Suddenly and mysteriously not only Wenger has penned down but also he has deleted all previous posts in his blog. I guess my dear viewers who have been to Wenger's site would agree that his wits always shine in his writings. It is a great loss not only to setiakawan joker boys, but also to his opponents because as proven, Wenger many times made us see things from different perspective. Farewell to you Wenger, such a great blogpal.

Farewell to Wenger JK Padedoh

Well everyone, HAPPY NEW YEAR, tomorrow will be a new day, a new determination, but no doubt we are stuck with THE SAME OLD SYSTEM.