While discussing political matter within my FB circle suddenly my fellow knight brother Det Guaq came out with a ravishing tag line that goes perfectly well with our struggle to get rid of KJ the son-out-law:
KJ JATUH UMNO KUKUH, KJ BELAH UMNO GAGAH
Those words are too beautiful to the extent I'm genuinely inspired to write a pantun specially dedicated to the son-out-law, and it must carry the same title. Here it goes:
KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh, KJ belah UMNO gagah.
KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh, Sudah terang lagi bersuluh, Jangan pula tunggu disuruh, Harapnya si KJ tidaklah bodoh.
You want peace you've got to leave in one piece... and stop crying please!!!
KJ belah UMNO gagah, Tapi Bro Jinggo jadi gelabah, Macam askar hilang arah, Periuk nasi tertutup sudah.
KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh, Dalam parti no more kecoh, Barisan Pemuda kembali utuh, Kepada Razali mereka patuh.
KJ belah UMNO gagah, Parpu sergah KJ gelabah, Dihantar SMS nak bincang masalah, Parpu just kata CAIT POORAH!!!
KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh, Bukan kami nak cari gaduh, Tapi si KJ memang gelojoh, Sana sini bikin kecoh.
Do I look like a trouble maker? Denial!
Selagi KJ tak serah kalah, Kami tetap akan belasah, Tanpa mengira penah lelah, Supaya UMNO kembali gagah.
Probably many would consider that reaching 1 million hits is not such a big fuss nowadays, I agree. However for an unpaid pro UMNO blogger who just started his blog last December and reached 1 million hits in less than a year, I would consider it as an achievement, and Parpu Kari deserves a compliment. Congratulation.
Even though words spread in blogosphere as well as in FB circle that Parpu's blog should only be treated like a pinch of salt, a simple fact we cannot simply deny is that House of PK is able to attract audience and crowds. In average House of PK manages to get around 8000 hit daily.
Psssttt ... there's a blog known as prokhairy.com established for more than two years. Has it reached 1 million? It won't because the blog has zero substance and most of the time zero audience.
House of PK normally dwells with the troubling PAKATAN as well as the menacing son-in-law, a stinky garbage left by Dollah. Parpu believes that as long as Khairy is still in UMNO, the party is burdened with a heavy liability, and this notion is genuinely shared by many.
For that reason Parpu has created enemies at all angles, either from PR supporters or within UMNO circle, particularly among pro KJ bloggers. Recently Parpu has been falsely accused of stealing money from UMB, an allegation made by a full time KJ ass kisser that goes by the name Jamil Abdul Rahman. Wow the conflict has now turned sour and personal.
The truth is even officers in UMB were not aware of the allegation. It was purely fabricated by KJ's goons to tarnish Parpu's reputation. Well Parpu was not alone, and Parpu has never been alone. If the conflict becomes even dirtier there will more knights surfacing to confront the evil force of son-in-law known as the joker boys.
Tolong Omak! Jamil! Jinggo! Remy! ... Parpu and Piggy nak belasah kita lagi ... HU HU HU
With this 1 million hit, Parpu knows he's got audience, and I reckon that Parpu becomes more determined to further proceed with what he truly believes in, unmask the troubling PR and expose the manacing son-in-law.
SO KJ JOKER BOYS, SOMETHING I'VE GOT TO REMIND ... THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING !!!
Among the reasons why Dollah was overwhelmingly despised during his four years of reign was that Dollah never held to his promises. That's why Dollah is known as Mr Flip-flopper. The rate Dollah was lying was genuinely alarming, to the extent some people were shocked with the kind of changes that took place in Mr Clean.
Dollah is the worst PM we ever had, no doubt about that. His name is becoming significantly smaller and smaller, and I guess he will later be totally ignored. Ironically some pathetic bloggers tried to deny the facts that Mr Clean was actually Mr Messy by publishing articles that placed Dollah as a mythical figure ... WA KA KA KA.
KJ's pathetic troopers are actually a kind of pathetic life creature that lives on sucking KJ's balls. Their very existence in cyber world is to write articles that make it sound Pak Lah and KJ are still relevant though the substance written is purely nonsense.
Me speaks no fiction buddy! I found this comment in FB the night N31 BP was declared a victory.
What was Dollah's contribution exactly that lead to BP's victory?
SEE .... you now what I mean buddy? HI HI HI .....
Okey back to Dollah story. Knowing that he is gradually forgotten, Dollah should make a full use of any invitation to meet the people in the process to clear the water. Hoever, the fact is once a liar always a liar though his kain pelikat is severely on fire.
Dollah didn't turn up for a Majlis Hari Raya at Ancasa Hotel organized by supporters from his constituency, Kepala Batas and the reason was due to bad health. However at the same time Dollah was spotted at Bangsar with his beloved son-out-law.
Ayoyo Dollah ... why like that one maaa? Your name is slowly fading and disappearing into the thin air and you still can afford to enjoy a night life at Bangsar instead of meeting your humble supporters. I heard that a group seven buses had come all the way from Kepala Batas to celebrate Hari Raya with Dollah at Ancasa Hotel.
How could you Dollah give such a lame excuse for not showing up at an event while you were the main guest? This wasn't the first time Dollah shattered people's hope. And worst still Dollah had obviously lied. He preferred to go to Bangsar instead of meeting the people, was this another bad advice from your son-out-law?
Pity you Dollah, such a high hope given to you in 2004 but it was shattered to pieces in the hands of your son-out-law. Thank God you had found the exit door, or things could have been worst now.
While Dollah was reining Khairy moved and messed with things freely using his certificate of marriage. Dollah has gone, so the certificate is only a legal paper now to allow Khairy and Nori engaging in sexual relation legitimately, or in simpler term - mating legally.
Khairy has spoken at UMNO assembly ........ so what's the big deal? Thanks to his public speaking skill, and the kind of applause received - I would say 304% bought confidence and 0% substance. No wonder KJ introduced the five pillars and one of them is "relevant", the true fact is that KJ has been sidelined.
Khairy has been sidelined by UMNO big guns - this is not just another baseless allegation albeit his troppers would come very quick to deny. Well what do we expect from pathetic troopers like Bro Jinggo and Pejuang Siber who are only being paid to suck balls.
Ironically the pathetic KJ troopers simply denied the obvious. If only they had read between the lines, they would have learned that their master the son-out-law is indeed an outcast in UMNO. The notion that KJ is an outcast has been further magnified when his name was excluded in the cabinet lineup.
Being excluded from cabinet lineup, Khairy should have read the signal that by all means he is not wanted in UMNO. A dignified man would simply retreat when a strong signal like that was sent to him. However a political animal like Khairy knows no shame and boundary.
While Dollah was reining Khairy moved and messed with things freely using his certificate of marriage. Dollah has gone, so the certificate is now only a legal paper to lawfully allow Khairy and Nori engaging in sexual relation legitimately, or in simpler term - mating legally.
Don't worry honey, though I can no longer be messing with things, the certificate still allows us to mate legally
Ambitious Khairy knows no boundaries to serve his appetite for destruction. He knew that if he had lost the KP UMNO post, his mission to achieve political supremacy would have been shattered. By all means he had to grab the KP post even though it was against the wishes of grass root supporters.
What happened at N31 BP is another reminder that the son-out-law should have read the signal. Opinions from grass root must be seriously taken in order to win election. It's a true fact and beyond any argument that Khairy failed to find ground at grass root level. Khairy is still vividly seen as a liability that once nearly brought the party to its knee.
Go on Khairy, keep on acting as if we don't know what you are doing. The colossal amount of money that you earned while being jobless can be used to handsomely pay you pathetic troopers or to produce D Grade movie. But Khairy the true fact remains - you are despised at every corner of the earth, if only you are able to read the signal.
Eid Mubarak especially to my blogger friends Kak MANTRA, Comrade Parpu Kari, Comrade CTS, Comrade Jeff Damien, Unspinners, Ondastreet, Pisau, GAP, Ondastreet, Kumbang, Doc Sid and Tok Ghimau.
Not forgetting are the bloggers that I used to consider as my mentors in blogosphere. They are again MANTRA, Dato' Sam, Tok Pawi, Dato' and Datin Sak, Madam Tigress, Dato' Khusairi, Tunku, Voicey, Tuan Lawyer Kampung, Mr Ismail N, Tuan Husin Lempoyang, Mr Zubli Zainordin and of course the witty JMD.
Also top on my list are the knights of Demi Negara Order, lead my YM Tuan Kijang Mas, Abe Mat Cendana, Unker Wah, Abe Sat D, Unker Dal and Bro Melayu Lama.
With the same importance are the followers, visitors and commentators of Darker Side, without your support The Darker Side would not have come this far, thank you. Rest assure dear friends, I'll keep on exposing Khairy the son-out-law as I truly believe he is a traitor to UMNO.
Last but not least are my opponents the joker boys who to these days haven't yet shown a sign of giving up sucking the anak omak KJ. My words to the boys, WAIT FOR MY RETURN, I'LL GET KHAIRY GANTUNG SELIPAR JEPUN.
I have made it clear that I never was an UMNO member. I have written a post to explain with reasons why I didn't join party and become an active member. But no doubt I am an UMNO sympathizer.
Though the late happenings have somehow put UMNO in grievous jeopardy, I still have faith in the party. I had seen the light in UMNO through the struggle of my late father and his fellow UMNO supporters.
Back in the 70s in Kelantan, I saw with my naked eyes how UMNO workhorses wholeheartedly put their effort to bring glory for the party. They went deep into rural areas riding motorcycles to meet kampung folks and to learn about the latter's can of worms. They even spent their own money for the petrol without expecting anything in return.
These mighty UMNO fighters were the people who had built the unshakable pillars for the party, that the years to come the party grew forcibly strong. Most of these fighters had received the God's calling, may they rest in peace, Al-Fatihah kepada arwah pejuang UMNO yang bermandikan peluh demi menmartabatkan agama dan bangsa.
What we have today in UMNO are the people who knew almost nothing about struggle. Especially among Pemuda, they tend to grab any position in the party to ensure that they can enjoy the privileges and luxuries. Names like Azeez Rahim and Khairy, they are blood sucking leeches who mercilessly abuse their position in the party for personal gain.
Anak merdeka according to Azeez Rahim?
There was a dream that was UMNO, shall be again realized. This is the wish of the previous UMNO fighters who had fought wholeheartedly to bring glory for the party.
The dream will never again become a reality as long as there is liability in the party that goes by the name Khairy.
It is a fact that in 2004 the newly wed son-in-law smoothly slid into number 2 spot as Timbalan Ketua Pemuda UMNO in a well orchestrated political drama. What happened later is that KJ was applauded with a BIG BOOOO!!!The core issue here, what was the basis, the merit and the reason that enable KJ to be elected unopposed to the post of Deputy UMNO Youth Head of Malaysia in 2004?
It is a fact that KJ had been given 4 years to prove what he was worth when he was enjoying the post as TKP UMNO. However what he had been doing all those while was to abuse power to serve his greed for political influence and fiscal wealth. The rest of the story can be found at JMD.
It is a fact that jobless Khairy accumulated so much money while the father-in-law was still reining. Just simply look at the picture below, a person who had only certificate of marriage could afford to move around like a royal fleet. Where did he get his money?
The Royal Fleet of Tengku Khairy
It is a fact that Khairy orchestrated the downfall of Khir Toyo using Media Prima as a tool. KJ slowly and systematically brought death to KT's political career by having TV3 consistently exposing the weaknesses of Selangor Government throughout the year of 2007 and 2008.
Who really did damage the party's credibility? Neither Piggy nor Parpu Kari, it is anak omak Khairy!
It is a fact that Khairy had done irreversible damage to BN prior to 2008 general election. Many things actually happened, among them was a racial statement that sparked anger among MCA Youth, not to mention bad advices given to Pak Lah by 4th floor boys. The damage done by Khairy was later translated to overwhelming hatred by the public, and subsequently they expressed their anger through ballot paper.
It is a fact that Khairy shared the guilt for BN's bad performance in 2008 General Election. Limelight craving Khairy suddenly disappeared from TV screen for a weeks after the 2008 GE. When he reappeared on TV, the microphone loving Khairy suddenly lost for words and looked like a deluded soldier.
This microphone loving creature suddenly lost for words
It is a fact the KJ supporters in blogosphere are the kind of pathetic life form. Their existence serves only one purpose, to promote and write about the son-in-law for what KJ IS NOT.
Parpu Kari recently published a postthat revealed these paid troopers that I used to label them as the joker boys. I shall say no further, but judging from their comments we could simply get the impression about their level of intelligent.
KJ trooper?
It is a known fact that even in cybersphere KJ has more haters than supporters. I spoke about this many times so there is no point for repetition. Currently the number of haters in FB is 9340 while the number of supporters is pathetically 304. WOW! Was it the number of delegates that voted for Khairy?
304? The number is still haunting the anak omak forever!
It is a fact that KJ is now being sidelined by many UMNO big guns. It is so sad that KJ has got to use the platform of MIC and T Mohan specifically to voice out his plea, "give me a cabinet post please!" I wonder why Pemuda UMNO themselves were not united to voice out such a plea on behalf of their KP? I guess they perfectly knew that Khairy is the liability to the party.
Dey Tambi, no matter how loud you are crying, the cabinet post is yet far reaching!
History tells us that Khairy is full of liability. Being alone by himself now with no more father-in-law, KJ has no where to go. The only place he can turn to is his cyber troopers. For that reasons these paid bloggers keep on writing and publishing ass-kissing materials.
Bloggers who go against KJ are labeled as traitors to UMNO. Am I really qualified to be labeled as traitor? What I have been doing so far is to let UMNO supporters learn a lesson of history! Who had severely damaged the party's credibility? There is no point to move forward while the party is burdened with a heavy baggage known as Khairy.
You want peace you've got to leave in one piece...
Do I look like a trouble maker? Denial!
