SATU SEKOLAH UNTUK SEMUA FORUM IN FACEBOOK

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First open forum for SATU SEKOLAH UNTUK SEMUA will be held tomorrow 29th May 2009 (Friday) from 10pm til 12 midnite in my Facebook.

Its open to all and its more of a Q&A session. All Q&A will be attended by estemeed Bloggers concerned naming :
DSN (of Small Talk),
SatD (of Pure Shiite),
Mantra (of In Deep Tots),
Tam Dalyell,
On Da Street
Melayu Lama (Reflections : Melayu Lama)
Lawyer Kampung
and of course KijangMas (of Demi Negara)

To participate add Azeeza Abdullah as friend to your facebook and join the forum at Azeeza's Wall.

Teeny MA Holder, WEEny Deputy Minister, and Deluded Comrade Wenger

Prologue:
Cockingly is not an English word. Since my knowledge on English vocabularies is limited, I derived the word because I could not recall of any words that beautifully describes a person who is thinking using his teeny brain located in his pants.
Piggy Singh


1. TEENY MA HOLDER

Teeny Khoo

I came across a blog known as Straight Talk administered by Khoo Kay Peng (KKP) while I was searching for posts pertaining to SSUS. Thus far KKP has published two articles that obviously revealed his objection to the campaign Satu Sekolah, Satu Bangsa dan Satu Negara. The two articles entitled Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua: Another Racial Bigot and Satu Sekolah Proponents Should Try Harder.

I also found that Khoo's articles have been confronted equally in intellectual strength by the pro-unity team, which can be found here and here. So I don't intend to invite my dear viewers to participate in another academic and intellectual discourse.

However I wonder and perhaps my dear viewers can provide the answer: Why Khoo failed to see that segregating the young generation racially is already an act of racism? The true unity may not be taught, but learn through experience from the early childhood. However how do these kids learn from experience if they are segregated racially through vernacular school system?

Perhaps this teeny MA holder Khoo fella has shrunk his brain after obtaining his Masters and his teeny brain now is placed in his pants. I guess for someone who has his brain in his pants, he is talking cockingly nonsense. Well Teeny Khoo, it's nothing personal just straight talk as usual.


2. WEEny DEPUTY MINISTER

It looks like Wee has learnt a lot from Tun Dol

While our country is currently facing political uncertainties, many politicians scavenge even the slightest opportunities to make them appear heroes to their respected communities. KJ grabbed the KP post with money so that he could proceed with his plan to become PM at the age of 40. Anwar keeps barking on BN corrupt government to ensure his pursue for power stays relevant.

And now we have Mr Wee Ka Siong, a deputy minister. He recently made a statement about taking actions against pro-unity bloggers who are currently campaigning for Satu Sekolah, Satu Bangsa dan Satu Negara.

Perhaps this Teeny WEEny saw this as an opportunity to promote himself as a champion for his party as well as to the Chinese community. However at the same time it shows how shallow he is as a politician engaging in this particular situation. WEEny forgot to realize that to proceed with his action he's got to launch report against more than hundred bloggers, such a big number.

With all due I cannot say this WEEny fella stupid because he is a deputy minister. Sadly I can't think of the most beautiful English word to describe his action. I guess he is even stupider.


3. DELUDED COMRADE WENGER

Be very careful fellow bloggers, deluded soldier Wenger is searching for rivals and is craving for battle

I thought I had made this pro-KJ blogger JK Wenger disappear from blogosphere at the end of our bloodiest battle. Wenger and I fought audaciously in the battle of mind games. The usual style of Wenger's attacks were provocation and threat, and I had been given with all that.

At the height of our conflict Wenger suddenly disappeared and deleted his blog Padedoh while I was about to launch my final assault.

We all knew that Wenger has reappeared, in fact many times. After the first disappearance he resurfaced later with a blog called Bengkel Waziboy, I guess it was a workshop for Mat Rempit. He again deleted his Waziboy in protest to DS Najib as the 6th Prime Minister. Currently Wenger is blogging at Wenger J Khairy Return.

After the bloodiest battle I never bothered about Wenger. I hardly went to his blog either Waziboy or WJK Return. However it wasn't the same case for Wenger. He keeps coming and peeping at mine. When he learnt that I was losing the number of commentators, Wenger posts a comment, quote:

eleh, it seems that the warong anti khairy dah tak banyak pelanggan, sorry piggy, you better move with the times. kj is now considered a hero bro

Perhaps Wenger found that his comment didn't do enough harm to test my patience. Subsequently Wenger published a post that claimed I've been forced out of blogosphere, quote:

Nothing else to report except that Piggy Singh of the-antigonist has been forced out of the blogging world into the safe confines of the Facebook Illuminati.

What else can I say about this deluded soldier boy, he is now desperately searching for rivals. Well I will not answer to his call because it is a shameful act to confront deluded comrade.

Perhaps there is other reason why Wenger keeps bothering me. The detestation has transformed to affection, or also perhaps Wenger might feel that our battle confrontation has gradually evolved to fatal attraction!


Related Readings:

SSUS For Better Understanding - Tuan Melayu Lama

Satu Sekolah: Ranjau-Ranjau Di Sepanjang Jalan - Unker Dal

Satu Sekolah Satu Malaysia - Parpu Kari

I Challenge Wee To Sue Me - Dato' SN

Unconditional Support To Sue MCA Youth Chief - Kak Jee Mantra

Wee Ka Siong You Should Resign First - SatD

Syndrome Money Politics Infecting Islamic Party

Members of Malaysia Islamic Party (PAS) have been found to have been infected by Corrupt But Deny Syndrome (CBDS) or recently known as Syndrome Khairy (formerly known as money politics). The incident was confirmed by Ketua Dewan Ulama Pas Pusat himself, Datuk Muhammad Daud Iraqi.

It was previously believed by many microbiologists that PAS members were immune to the disease since the movement was carrying religious tag line which would act as a perfect barrier to the disease. However it has become a surprise to many scientists that the disease now knows political boundary.

If my dear viewers google the wikipedia, information on CBDS is not yet available. However thorough investigation conducted by Piggy Singh with cooperation with CDC has somehow solved the mystery of Syndrome Khairy.

Carriers of CBDS should be punished severely!

It is found that the culprit causing Syndrome Khairy is a type of virus known as GK (gila kuasa)spreading fast and wild in the 90s among UMNO members. Amazingly our virologists had successfully traced its purported origin. GK is thought to have originated from a single human carrier known as Anwar Ibrahim. The first pattern of infection was recognized in the 90s within the UMNO circle while Anwar was busy funding the UMNO members in exchange for power.

However there are yet TWO puzzling questions need to be answered?

1. In the recently concluded UMNO election the virus reappeared and severely infected the Gang 304. Who was the carrier since Anwar no longer connected to UMNO?
   

2. The trend of infection was initially only among the UMNO circle. Who brought the virus to PAS members?
   
   

To answer the first question, it is believed that the GK virus was transmitted from Anwar to Khairy when the latter come to close proximity with Anwar during passport delivery.

Could Husam Musa be the carrier of CBDS in PAS?

In regard to the second question, Anwar lately has been in close contact with many high ranking PAS members including Husam Musa. So could the virus be infecting PAS members through Husam Musa as the carrier?

Nik Aziz Addressing The Nation - It Smells Like Husam's Statement

"Saya amat menghormati YAB Dato' Tuan Guru Nik Aziz atas kedalaman ilmu agama dan kepetahan berhujah. Namun dalam politik kerenah tangan-tangan ghaib menyebabkan integriti beliau terjejas." Deklarasi Piggy Singh

Was Husam one of the unseen hands mentioned by Nik Abduh? Or Husam is THE UNSEEN HAND!

The rest of the story about TG Nik Aziz Addressing The Nation On 13th May Incident can be found at Sheih's Kickdefella.

From the comment department I learnt that Sheih had made such a big fuss prior to the event, and eventually the Nation Addressing Session turned out to be just another press conference. So I wonder has TG Nik Aziz also been infected by Anwar's limelight syndrome? Or was it another political play orchestrated by Husam himself to endorse the Erdogan Team.

Obey Your Master!

You may read the text of TG Nik Aziz's declaration, but to me it sounds like a statement to strengthen the PAS-DAP-PKR relation. As expected NOTHING is mentioned TOWARDS ISLAMIC NATION. So was it genuinely written by Tuan Guru himself, or by unseen hands that were previously exposed by TG Nik Aziz's son? Nik Abduh's disclosure can be found here and here.

In Q&A session, Nik Aziz made a firm stand that he will never open door to UMNO as long as the latter's struggle is based on Malay nationalism, not the Islamic religion.

So I guess PAS has opened door to PKR and DAP because they share the same dream - TOWARDS ISLAMIC COUNTRY.

Allah Hu Akbar.

One School Campaign - Demi Negara Takes The initiative

I 've been keeping this thought in my mind.

How could we achieve a unity if our kids are segregated racially since early childhood. On top of that some irresponsible teachers contaminate these kids with racial prejudice - malays are lazy, indians spin and chinese are greedy.

When they grow up the racial prejudice is deeply implemented in their mind.

Now dear viewers, if you are really sincere towards achieving racially harmony and unity, as what has been said by SatD, there is no reason to say NO or Nahee. So do sign the petition at Lawyer Kampung.

Update:

It's looking good so far. My close blogpals ODS and MANTRA also have their say in this. Hopefully there'll be a chain reaction.

Related readings:

1. Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua - Demi Negara

2. Kempen Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua - JMD

3. Satu Sekolah, Satu Bangsa, Satu Malaysia - Lawyer Kampung

4. Calling All Bloggers To Campaign - MANTRA'S Deep thought

5. My Malaysia: Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua - OnDaStreet

Don't Tell Me About Mendaulatkan Bahasa

As life in galaxy diversifies, learn as many languages one must

Now listen!!!

1. Don't tell me about mendaulatkan a bahasa that translates joystick to kayu ria.
   


2. Don't tell me about mendaulatkan a bahasa that its tata bahasa emulates English grammar. In English the word about may not be used after discuss, and in Malay the word tentang may not be used after bincang.
   


3. Don't tell me about mendaulatkan a bahasa that rapidly undergoes changes.
   


4. Don't tell me about mendaulat a bahasa that has many time become an instrument of politics. We had before Bahasa Baku, but as a Kalantanese I prefer Bahasa Budu.
   


5. Don't tell me about mendaulatkan a bahasa that becomes useless once you get outside the border.
   

It's not that I am not proud of our Bahasa Ibunda, but I wonder what these pejuang bahasa gain if they win this war.

During my first year learning abroad the difficulty I was facing due to language barrier would have been lessened if I had been exposed to more English during my school years.

For more reading, click here and here, don't let an ignorant few decide on our children's future!