Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Perfume, Sneakers And Vacuum Cleaner For J Khairy Wenger
Piggy Singh: Mr Bond, what is the latest news about your co-species?
Mr Chimps Bond: Oh Oh, he is now moving underground silently.
J Khairy Wenger once again is about to delete his blog. If Wenger announces his retirement this time, I would like to offer not only one gift but many gifts, a bottle of perfume, a pair of sneaker and a vacuum cleaner.
Wenger used to claim that the Brand KJ actually won Khairy the UMNO Youth Chief. However even until today Wenger has not yet convincingly explained what was the brand that made KJ win the KP.
After a few months of research, I found that the Brand KJ is only suitable for either man's perfume, sneakers or vacuum cleaners. This is because for these three products the Brand KJ is appealing due to eye catching marketing tag line.
1. KJ A BRAND FOR PERFUME
Why I decided that Brand KJ is suitable for man's perfume? The marketing tag line is extremely appealing especially to those ambitious young men who want to climb up political ladder easily.
The tag line will sound like this:
Perfume Brand Khairy, it takes you close to the lady of your dream, and even closer to the father-in-law who can fulfill your destiny.
2. KJ A BRAND FOR SNEAKERS
I remember the tag line for Nike, JUST DO IT.
It is still fresh in our mind how KJ won the KP seat. Perhaps KJ was also inspired by Nike. For that reason, I believe Sneakers Brand KJ will also be successful in the market, provided it has an appealing marketing tag line.
Thus if KJ is a brand for sneakers, the marketing tag line definitely goes like this:
JUST DO IT, LEGALLY OR ILLEGALLY.
3. KJ A BRAND FOR VACUUM CLEANER
It is also still fresh in our mind how KJ abused power while the sleepy Dollah was the Prime Minister via the so called 4th floor. During those times, KJ only held a post as Deputy Ketua Pemuda. However KJ had the capacity to answer on many events regarding national interest, such as selling Augusta for 1 Euro.
For that reason I came out with an idea that Brand KJ is very suitable for vacuum cleaner. The sucking business done by vacuum cleaner is also KJ's true nature. The only difference is that when vacuum cleaner does its work it is making noise. On the other hand, KJ does the sucking in both situations, noisy and silent situation.
Therefore if KJ is a brand for vacuum cleaner, the marketing tag line will be like this:
VACUUM CLEANER BRAND KJ, IT SILENTLY SUCKS ANYTHING ON EARTH WHILE IT IS STILL CONNECTED TO POWER!!!
4. KJ A BRAND FOR POLITICIAN
If KJ is a brand for politician, the best tag line is corruption.
Opsssss....KJ is a politician!
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