Good Samaritan Never Speaks Loud

During a gathering last night, I happened to meet a prominent surgeon who recently came back from a successful one week mission to Bangladesh.

The surgeon, who I like call him as Prof Z was enthusiastically telling us about the purpose for the mission. Prof Z, with two other prominent surgeons and a couple of local nurses voluntarily went to Bangladesh to perform up to 53 corrective surgeries to financially deprived patients with congenital defect known as cleft.

Since the topic of this article is never speaks loud, I am not going to reveal the names or pictures of the health care professionals involved. Furthermore, the mission was not known to public due to no political interference. However my dear viewers can verify with Mercy Malaysia because the mission was fully organized by the NGO.

What amazes me is that these volunteers not only leaving their family behind on pro bono basis, but they were also not expecting special treatments while in Bangladesh, like five start hotel, chauffer and etc. In addition, one of the surgeons is a private practitioner, and the whole week of absent from his clinic would have translated to five figure loss.

Prof Z also emphasized that in actual fact there still plenty of Malaysians who are willing to do good things without expecting anything in return. He told us that in Mercy itself quite significant numbers of professionals coming from all races and voluntarily lending their hands without being politically motivated.

Then I wonder what are the examples of good acts which can be categorically classified as politically motivated? Perhaps pictures below may provide the answer. Those pictures were taken from articles published by setiakawan joker boys who proudly and loudly announcing the good deeds performed by their master.

Cat la banyak-banyak nak hilangkan kotoran yang lama

Adek nak duit raya kena undi abang untuk KP UMNO

Boleh tahan PODEH ke jang?

Baguih la tu...

Nak jadi KP habuk dan kotoran semua kena cuci

If my dear viewers do not agree that the good deeds performed by main actor in the pictures above are not politically motivated, perhaps we should have MORE POLITICIANS MADE IN OXFORD.

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Anwar's Curry, DAP's MSG, HINDRAF Nak Lagi

Imagine what a delightful dish it will be, an original Penang Mamak’s traditional mutton curry secretly cooked by Anwar Ibrahim and added with a splash of flavour enhancing MSG by Ungka Lim. It sounds so tasty and makes the HINDRAF supporters go hungry.

Lim, our curry is selling fast to HINDRAF

In fact the DAP flavoured Anwar’s curry really has captured HINDRAF supporters and made them go crazy and ask for more, to the extent they are no longer buying curry from Uncle Samy.

Anwar's curry ada ump!!!

I wonder whether Anwar spikes some hallucinogenic substance like marijuana or coca leaves into the curry because not only the HINDRAF supporters are now going crazy, but they also addicted, hallucinating and feeling high, like being at cloud nine.

DAP flavoured Anwar's curry, more please!!!

One of them by the name Thadiankunda got lost in cybersphere and was caught talking nonsense at JMD's article on racism and Malay leadership. The intensity of the intoxicating feeling is clearly seen in his comment, and I quote:

Helo JMD,

I am bemused by your remarks that the Singapore govt is unfair in appointing 1 deputy Indian PM and 3 Indian ministers compared to only 1 malay minister despite having a composition of 14%, compared to Indians 9%. Now everyone knows, Singapore is a developed country and a very successful nation. They are the epitome of meritocracy.

Hence, the 4 Indian cabinet members possess impeccable credentials to be appointed in very important positions like, DPM, Finance, Law and Youth Development. In fact I was surprised when I found out that an Indian is the Finance Minister of a predominantly Chinese nation. I am sorry to say, I don’t think any malays are qualified to graduate from the universities these honourable members graduated from.

Their academic qualifications are purely based on merits-no doubt about that.Pls also be reminded, it is an undisputable fact that the Malays can be easily bought over,they will succumb to money and women. Thus the limited number of malay ministers in the Singapore cabinet. I am sure Lee Kuan Yew knows the quality of the Malays and Indians.

Yes, in 1999, the non malays, especially the Malaysian Indians voted for BN after the malays abandoned BN in the general elections. Its not that the Indians trusted Mahathir, but it has been a general trend that most Indians voted BN in the hope that they will be treated fairly. But unfortunately, they had to be awakened by some Pakatan Rakyat Indian leaders and Hindraf to the fact that they had been marginalized by the Umno dominated BN.

As usual JMD has wisely and thoroughly answered to hallucinating Thadiankunda. However I like to add a few points to rebut an argument made by Thadiankunda when he said this and I requote:

"In fact I was surprised when I found out that an Indian is the Finance Minister of a predominantly Chinese nation. I am sorry to say, I don’t think any malays are qualified to graduate from the universities these honourable members graduated from."

I happened to know a Malay surgeon who is frequently invited by Universities in Singapore for talk and seminars. The surgeon also once told me that in his faculty there was a Singapore graduate surgeon who was not capable to perform up to the expectation. Well so much about Singapore education.

Try my curry everyone?

I guess many Malays have now realized that Anwar’s curry has been added with too much DAP’s flavour enhancer MSG. Even though demand from HINDRAF supporters is still coming Anwar may not sustain his curry business because HINDRAF market is considered small. However DAP flavoured Anwar’s curry will be in great demand if it is offered to the SINGAPOREANS.

DAP flavoured Anwar's curry? Sound interesting to me

ps: I heard that Anwar’s is now selling his DAP flavoured curry to Malay Royal families.

Bangkok and Putrajaya - The Oxford Factor

The setiakawan joker boys will scavenge anything available if the material may help undo the bad reputation of their master, KJ the son-in-law. A recent event that was taken as a plus by setiakawan joker boys was the appointment of Oxford graduate Abhisit Vejjajiva as the new Thai Prime Minister.

One of the joker boys, the severely delusional SuKJ saw the event as an inspiration for KJ to reach Putrajaya due to Oxford factor. However SuKJ failed to see what is exactly happening now in Thailand, that peace has not yet been fully restored (what to expect from a person who is delusional and in total denial). Not more than one hour after the appointment, a crowd of protesters swelled outside the Bangkok Parliament House.

SuKJ straight away came to a conclusion that Oxford factor will soon affect Malaysia. His arguments as usual are words of praise to his vicious master and I quote:

1. Setakad ini rakyat Malaysia belum lagi melihat lulusan Oxford menjadi Perdana Menteri Malaysia.


2. Insyallah jika diizinkan Tuhan, selepas ini kita akan melihat seorang Perdana Menteri Malaysia yang berkelulusan Universiti Oxford.


3. Harap selepas ini rakyat Malaysia jangan jadi 'bodoh monyet' atau tercengang bila melihat pemimpin yang muda dan berkelulusan Oxford memimpin negara ini. Walaupun muda tetapi jika beliau layak dan berwibawa, apa salahnya jika beliau dipilih sebagai Perdana Menteri.
   

An act of desperation is synonym to setiakawan joker boys. I wonder to what extent will SuKJ pursue himself to materialize the dream of his master, the vicious son-in-law. I’m afraid he will draw no limit and he will end up SELLING HIS SOUL FOR Oxford Prince KJ.

If my dear viewers like to have a better view about political turmoil in Thailand, please feel free to visit Jed Yoong and Timeonline.

Football, Five States and One Parliament Seat

Another Sad Ending to Our Football – Will The Son-in-law Be Held Responsible?

When our national football team has slightly improved its world ranking, the new vice (actually deputy, my mistake) president KJ proudly claimed the credit for himself, as written here. The ranking is like a black and white proof that the team has slightly improved. However, the ranking may not necessarily be translated to an improved performance on football pitch.

What happened really was a smart conspiracy finally revealed by my blogpal on da street. Improvement in world ranking came after the previous Merdeka Cup, whereby only weaker teams were invited. The result was 18 goals scored with none conceded. No doubt it was impressive and would be tremendous result to improve position.

When the team was really tested in Suzuki Cup with equivalent opponents like Vietnam and Thailand, they made an early trip home. So I wonder if KJ could claim credit for an improved ranking, will he be held responsible for the sad ending. So far the setiakawan joker boys kept quiet and said nothing.

I have submitted myself to believing that whatever KJ touches breaks!!! Be it football, UMNO or Mat Rempit.

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KT – Five States vs One Parliament Seat

Believe it or not, if BN loses in KT, the setiakawan joker boys already knew who the culprit is. The person is no one other than Mukhriz.

Mukhriz is targeted due to the statement that he made regarding vernacular school. A person by the name Dato’ Shaiful Kamal published an article that prematurely accused Mukhriz as a burden to the coming by-election.

I’m not sure whether this Dato’ is talking for the sake of his pocket or straight from his mind. If he really did use his mind, I wonder if the brain is also shrinking. A few Dato’ bloggers that I knew like Kadir Jasin, DSN and Sakmongkol would never come close to this low to express their thoughts.

The setiakawan joker boys as usual reproduced the article at many places like here, here and here. They treated the article like a precious stone because materials that demonize Mukhriz are scarcely found.

Dear joker boys, if you people sincerely want to help the BN machinery win at KT, you people should look deeply at the major contributors that caused the BN to have lost at five states. One of the contributors is obviously seen above.

It is such a lame effort to smear Mukhriz with only an anticipated loss in one parliament seat. On the other hand, there is a son-in-law who should be held responsible for the loss of five states. However the not only the son-in-law is running away from responsibility, but also he has now become more and more greedy.

A Riddle

Well my dear viewers, let’s cheer the weekend with a riddle. See the picture below and guess what occasion the gathering was held for?

A. MIC Youth listening to Unker Samy
B. HINDRAF supporters being brainwashed
C. A crowd in cinema watching Tamil movie
D. The cult followers of Anwar Al-Sivaji

Wanna know the answer, let’s go to Medan Info Kita.


HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND EVERYONE.

ANWAR AND KHAIRY -What Have They Been Up To Lately

No doubt these two political figures have added some colours to Malaysian political landscape. The intensity of the colour is subjective. Some people see it as dark and it is getting darker, others are seeing the darker spot is getting brighter. Looking back at the chronology of their political career, these two creatures have so many things similar.

They both started as promising young UMNO leaders. During his early involvement in UMNO, Anwar was seen as a politician who would bring UMNO closer to the Islamic path which was being followed by PAS. On the other hand, nothing was seen in Khairy, except that he was becoming closer to Dollah Badawi.

Literally they both share similar path even though the two characters are different in nature. Therefore, I like to invite my dear viewers to look at other similarities these two creatures share in common.

They Both Climbed Political Ladder Facilitated

In this case I’ve got to give Anwar a credit because his inclusion to UMNO was widely anticipated and applauded. Khairy on the other suddenly appeared from wilderness and with his marriage certificate he outrageously jumped into vice KP spot.

They Both Love Public Appearance

Khairy once mentioned in The Star daily that he would change to a different person if he was given a thousand crowd and a microphone. Anwar as everybody knows, fun to listen, but no substance.

They Both Have Fallen Victim to Tun’s Legacy

Anwar ended in Sungai Buloh while Khairy…I wonder where he will be if he loses the KP, perhaps teaming up with Reezal Mamak selling roti.



They Both Have Fanatic Supporters

I like to call Khairy’s supporters in cybersphere as joker boys. Whenever they publish articles showing support to Khairy, the contents of the articles are far from reality. The same goes PKR boys, they keep the notion that Anwar can never go wrong, the kind of behaviour normally shown by cult members. The fact is that it has been many times Anwar the PKR cult leader committed wrong doing, but the cult followers simply ignored.

They Both Are Singing Hatred Towards Tun

Both supporters are singing hatred towards Tun. It’s understandable that Anwar’s supporters have vengeance towards Tun for causing their cult leader to have been held in prison cell. However, the joker boys have other reason for despising Tun, that Tun’s factor is a great plus for Mukhriz in KP race.

They Both Dream of Becoming Prime Minister

But thanks to their impatience and greed, it looks like their dream is now far reaching. One has become a history after 16 September, the other is creating many stories to avoid being historical figure. Don't worry about the third one, he just demanded to be considered, but he is now no relevant at all.

Well so many things they both share in common. Khairy the passport delivery boy and Anwar the cult leader share the same interest to become Prime Minister. They started climbing the political ladder at very young age and rose to political stardom with help from superior power. They are also now fighting against the same nemesis, Tun and his family.

It has now become a public knowledge that if Khairy wins the KP race, death to UMNO will come a lot sooner. Should this happen, nobody in Malaysia will be much happier than Anwar himself because Anwar will score a double kills, death to UMNO and fall of Tun dynasty. Therefore, for that reason I strongly believe that Anwar would willingly lend his support for Khairy in the race for KP. So my dear viewers, WHAT HAVE ANWAR AND KHAIRY BEEN UP TO LATELY?

Introducing KJ Troopers - The Fabulous Joker Boys

THE FABULOUS JOKER BOYS

The strength of KJ supporters can be measured by the kind of crowds that KJ has in blogsphere. And most of them as my dear viewers have already observed, are easily taken, except the witty few like Mr Wenger Padedoh.

If KJ really had big guns out there who are the real players of mind game and who can shine with wit and sharp mind, KJ would have unleashed the weapons. But so far KJ supporters or I’ll say jokers are elements of laughter, including KJ himself. Let's get to these fabulous joker boys.

GENERAL BRO JINGGO (now demoted by ODS to only Major)

Rank: General

Specialty: Cyber Warfare

Recruited: 2007

Bro Jinggo was among the first to appear in blogspehere as KJ hardcore supporter. He came out with a blog named prokhairy.blogspot.com, now replaced by prokhairy.com.

Under the prokhairy.blogspot.com , perhaps Bro Jinggo could not stand the numerous comments challanging him with facts and figures. Furthermore, during the days of prokhairy.blogspot.com, Bro Jinggo was heavily slaughtered. As a result he terminated the blogspot.

With the new one prokhairy.com - guess what? Comments are not allowed. Is it an act of a COWARD?

THE FABULOUS BOY

Rank: Third Class Private

Recruited: November 2008

Specialty: Dirt Cleaner and Stain Remover

Fabulous boy is new guy who just created a blog with a name Fabulous KJ. It is vividly clear a desperate attempt to outdo KJ’s notorious reputation. It is a laughing stock. So I wonder, if these are the crowds of KJ in virtual world, in reality it can be worst.

Mr WENGER J KHAIRY PADEDOH

Rank: Civilian, currency speculator

Recruited: Unknown

Specialty: Double Agent

Mr Wenger Padedoh is among the witty few in setiakawan team. I like to quote an opinion form Mr River who commented about Mr Wenger Padedoh:

"You are indeed the only intellectual person I see among KJ promoters, and I enjoy reading your debates with your antagonists.

I like to consider Mr Wenger Padedoh a double agent and a war broker. In my early involvement with blogging, he provided me with information or ammunition to confront the other side. At the same time, he encouraged the setiakawan to retaliate.

With so much attacks and humiliation suffered, even the wise Mr Wenger has slowly begun to unravel. He wrote a pantun dedicated or I would say directed towards KJ haters, entitled Berani Berubah.

Berani berubah, takut berdebat,

Membaca teks, itulah ucapan,

Kalau berdebat, akan disebat,

Hujah berdiri, jawapannya spontan,

Pendekar berikut,baru bergaji,

Mendakwa Bai’e, bernama Piggy,

Lidahnya tajam, tangannya berduri,

Cekap mencaci, tapi’ tak berisi,

Seekor lagi suka bersembunyi,

Takut berdepan secara jantan,

Kalau lawan dan hilangkan diri,

Itu dinamakan taktik pondan!

HANG TEGAR

Rank: Lieutenant

Recruited: September 2008

Specialty: Defense Analyst

The first few attacks that I made against setiakawan were to confront articles published by Hang Tegar such as SWOT Analysis, Facebook Group and Khairy's Pictures. Honestly I do respect and admire this guy, he stands strongly firm believing that Khairy is the leader for future, as written here.

SUARA SUKJ

Rank: Lieutenant

Recruited: February 2008

Specialty: Agent for Propaganda

Out of a sudden this lieutenant SuKJ appeared one month before previous general election. During that time, KJ troopers were rare species. Early in his career, SuKJ shot comments at famous blogpages like Tuan Husin's, pleadging support for Khairy while almost everybody saw KJ as liability.

I like his tag line, Blogger berkualiti untuk pemimpin berkualiti, Blogger berwibawa untuk pemimpin berwibawa, and I may add, Bloggers berilusi untuk pemimpin berliabiliti.

His latest article clearly shows that HE IS the ultimate KJ's apple polisher.

PEJUANG BANGSA

Rank: Private

Recruited: March 2008

Specialty: Professional Copier

The name of the blogsite Pejuang Bangsa is somehow misleading, the usual strategy used by KJ's army. The truth is Melayu and UMNO in particular have become target for fitnah because of KJ's menace. As a blogger, Pejuang Bangsa is a prolific publisher. What he does best is cut and paste articles from other setiakawan blogpages. That's why I call him professional copier.

SENAPANG PATAH

Rank: Private

Recruited: November 2008

Specialty: Firing Blindly

During recruiting process, the KJ side probably forgot to give Senapang Patah psychological test. Once he was firing blindly with blunt and immature comments and was desperately demanding the blog owners to publish his writings. I tried to save this deluded soldier, but it was too late, he had already been sold by MANTRA.

ARNI

Rank: Sniper

Recruited: November 2008

Specialty: Biological Warfare

Don't mess with Khairy because this Arni guy will come to your door step and finish you off with biological weapon, another term for pornographic spams.

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Dear viewers, if I draw my own conclusion about these jokers you're gonna say that I'm biased. So let us share the opinion of other bloggers.

"These KJ troopers are really, really crass.Not to mention low IQ….But it’s fun to play mind games with them and see them slowly unravel." Jed Yoong.

"I've read the previous posts, and some of the links - You're right about the cybertroopers. Jeez, I didn't expect them to be of such low quality! BTW maaf, ye; kepada mana-mana trooper yang baca comment ni. Bukan aku sengaja nak mangata dan perlekeh you all - tapi, MEMANG lekeh pun! Ha ha!" Mat Cendana

So what say you my dear viewers, a true leader for future generation or AN ARMY OF DESTRUCTION.

Why I Didn't Join UMNO

I am a kampong boy. I grew up during the time where black and white TV was considered a luxury, electricity was only available in the cities, and average kampong folks lived in hardship and difficulties.

I grew up in UMNO circle. My late father was among Ku Li’s trusted lieutenants during 70s and 80s in Ulu Kelantan. At that time Ku Li held cabinet post as Minister of Finance. Perhaps my dear viewers wonder did my father benefit a lot from the relation. All I can is this, in many occasions we adik beradik just settled for instant noodles for dinner. Although I was still young, I always tried to understand why my father worked so hard for a cause that surely generated no income.

The hard work pays in 1978 when BN conquered Kelantan from PAS. Within the next four years plenty of physical and infrastructural developments brought to the state. As the standard of living slightly improved, I was beginning to understand that the purpose of struggle by my father and his fellow UMNO members was actually to see things were becoming better for the people.

So why didn’t I join UMNO. Could I just follow the path set by my father to continue with the struggle? My answer is simple, there’s merely no more struggle for the people. What exists now is the struggle for the UMNO leaders to grab power and to stay in power, so that government contracts are secured.

Quite significant number of Malay professionals complained that their applications to join UMNO were rejected. A university professor once told us when he visited my father early this year that his application form was torn due to instruction from higher command. There are still many Malay professionals who grew up in UMNO circle but prefer to stay away from the dirty game being played now.

Few months ago I met my old classmate who anxiously wanted to contest for Ketua Pemuda Bahagian (KPB). I knew that in term of track records and personality, he was not capable to go after his opponent, another close friend of mine. So I advised him to contest for Timbalan KPB and formed an ally with his opponent. He gave me a simple NO, the reason was - not much projects allocated for the second man.

Ku Li visiting my father (right) while meeting with the

kampong folks at our humble home back in 2007.

This is not the kind of struggle my father or your father had fought for. My father passed away peacefully on 1st May 2008, at the age of 83 while he was still keeping himself busy contributing to the kampong folks voluntarily. Perhaps my late father had already foreseen what was coming to UMNO, and for that reason he never encouraged any of us adik-beradik to join the organization.

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