The Powerful Brand KJ Part 2

1. THE POWERFUL BRAND KJ IS QUARANTINED

I’m still trying to understand the phenomenon of Brand KJ. From what I learnt Brand KJ has the ability to attract crowd, and better still to draw votes as it occurred in recently concluded UMNO election. So I presume The Powerful Brand KJ will be the driving force for BN machinery in the coming by-elections.

However I also learnt from Saudara Kamarulzaman Kamdias that The Powerful Brand KJ is quarantined. The Powerful Brand KJ will not be sold to the voters in the by-elections. Now it puzzles me because if really The Brand KJ has got its power, now is the best to sell it more and more.

So why is it QUARANTINED? Was the brand contaminated with MELAMINE?

2. THE POWERFUL BRAND CRIES FOR HELP

Cry For Help Vs Rebel Without A Cause

Wenger proudly mentioned in A Voice’s blog that The Brand KJ is equivalent to James Dean in politics. Well everybody knows James Dean, rebel without a cause. Jimmy Dean needs no cry for help. The moment James Dean appeared in public, the crowd would rush for him.

However our James Khairy Dean in politics is in the opposite. In his famous blog Rembau Dot Net he is now crying for help, Berilah Saya Peluang. I guess James Dean is not the best analogy to Khairy when politics is concerned. Not only they have very significant difference in the looks, but also the moment KJ appeared in public the crowd would not rush for him. Instead they would be shouting CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION.

3. SOMBONGNYE WENGER!

Wenger could not simply hide his feeling that he has missed me. In one of his blog entries he wrote this:

I have given enough time for the ex-supporters of Team Berani Berubah to grieve over their loss. It seems as usual the only fair headed and level guy is Pemuda IKS. He has sensibly called for more cooperation amongst the Jentera Pemuda which will help UMNO face the challenge of the by-elections.

The rest like Another Brick in Wall, Piggy Singh and so many others are still crying like a bunch of babies. They still cannot accept defeat. They still want UMNO to fight amongst itself. Worse still, those like Piggy have many DM supporters in his kandang, and so unless DM does not want another salvo of attack from Wenger Khairy, my warning is simple - CEASE AND DESIST or you will forever be known not as Berani Berubah but instead as TAKUT KALAH.

Was it another threat Wenger? What makes you feel that you can control every blogger?

Well Wenger if you still remember you publicly admitted that I never was a fan of Berani Berubah. So my name should not be in the equation.

If you can see clearly I am assisting you now to inform the citizens of virtual world what is The Powerful Brand KJ all about as part of the post PEMILIHAN UMNO analysis.

If you think that my articles smell like anti-Khairy, you should also thank me since you previously stated at A Voice’s blog, the more hammering is done – the more powerful The Brand will become. Unless you don’t even know what you are talking about.

Chao for now, I’m consuming my working hour.

Wenger Says The Brand Khairy Won The KP - So Was It McDonald or KFC?

"If Khairy were The Brand for fried chicken alternative to KFC, the taste would be nothing close to Finger Licking, in fact it would be DISGUSTING". Piggy Singh




I guess nobody ever closely confronted Wenger J Khairy in virtual world except for a few of us, MANTRA, Doc Sid and Piggy Singh.



In my case I have a rather long history with Wenger J Khairy. He started as my close blogpal during my infant years in virtual world. Later he became my sworn enemy, provoking me to turn up for debates at his previous blog, which he later deleted. I did turn up for every invitation and every time the debate went hot, guess what? Wenger was stripped naked and chickened out.



After a few hot debates Wenger posed a threat on me, which I thought it looked real and genuine. I sought advice from respected bloggers like Dato’ Ti and Mat Cendana (MC), and MC took the initiative to write a post about the threat. When I was making such a big fuss about the threat, Wenger later claimed that it was only a joke, such a humiliation.

Wenger posed a threat after being stripped naked

Well enough of history lesson. I found this comment written by Wenger J Khairy at A Voice’s blog:

KJ was hammered by the RPK, by you lot, by the legendary TDM, heck even by a mysterious Piggy Singh. But it is quite clear, the more you hammer, the more people want to stop and ask themselves the question - Why? One of KJ's strongest points is Brand KJ. That’s what you fail to understand, what’s in a brand? Everything bro What’s in Coca Cola? What’s in Mc Donalds? What’s in NIKE? And now let me in on a little secret - Brand Power KJ increases every time 'THEY' Attack him. Yes Sir, KJ is the James Dean of politics, the rebel, the young man who faces the legendary Tun but just keeps his silence.

So it was The Brand Khairy that wins the KP. Well Wenger, I hate to say this but I definitely agree with the strength of Brand Khairy. To support your notion, let’s go back to PRU 13, it was The Brand Khairy that made PAKATAN win five states. It was the The Brand Khairy with a marketing tagline Padedoh that helped PAS and PAKATAN gain more seats in Kelantan. It was The Brand Khairy with excessive marketing and publicity that made fence sitters vote for Anwari at PP. Wait a minute, in this case The Brand Power KJ is actually not selling, as a matter of fact it’s backfiring.

Wenger failed to realize that The Power Brand Padedoh was backfired

However what makes The Brand Khairy sell to UMNO youth delegates? If KJ is the brand for our new Malaysian made high speed racing motorbike, the motorcycles will be selling like hot cakes to ONLY Mat Rempit since Khairy is highly revered by that particular crowd. Somehow it’s almost impossible that all 304 delegates who voted for KJ are motorcycle enthusiasts.

Motorsikal Brand Khairy, waa mesti beli. Nanti waa boleh buat panjat pokok kelapa dan bawak pi terjun Antartika. Waa caya laa...

So it remains mysterious what was The Brand that 304 UMNO youth delegates saw in Khairy. I don’t think all delegates that voted for Khairy saw him as a brand of high speed motorbike, unless all of them are Mat Rempit.

Another possibility is that all these 304 youth delegates that voted for Khairy saw him as a brand for an ancient lamp, like Aladdin lamp.

An ancient lamp Brand Khairy, get close to it, make your wish, guaranteed thick notes will be in your pocket.

The difference is that with Aladdin lamp, one has to rub so that the genie will come out. However with the ancient lamp that carries The Brand Khairy no rubbing is necessary. And thus there’s no genie. One will get his wish by getting closer to it. There are term and condition for the buyer, the lamp Brand Khairy only works once in every 3 to 4 years.

There is another product that Brand KJ can sell very fast, I am telling no further but Tuan Husin has the answer here.

Well Tani Mancha!!!

In the Name of The Father, The Son-in-law, and The Holy Corrupt Followers - Let's Get Ourselves Cangkuls and Shovels

In the hands of THE FATHER

A Sleepy Prime Minister,

and A Disgraced UMNO leader.

Though he is leaving, the NIGHTMARE is not yet over.

Now enter the disgraced SON-IN-LAW.

And his HOLY corrupt followers.

Though they are now celebrating with their pom pom boys,

their victory may spell death to UMNO.

So I like to urge fellow UMNO sympathizers, let's get ourselves cangkuls and shovels since the death of UMNO is very near. Doesn't matter how ugly and pathetic UMNO has become in the hands of THE FATHER, THE SON-in-law and HOLY corrupt follows, a party that was once glorious before would deserve a proper funeral.

Related Links:

KJs Win Spells End Of UMNO - Rocky Bru

Inna Lillahi Wainna Hi Rojiun - Tuan Husin

Dua Hari Berturut-Turut Khairy Kena Boo - A Voice

Siapa Kata Khairy Rasuah - MANTRA'S Deepest Thought

The Big Bang - Among Miracles The Holy Quran Offers

Imagine that our vast universe started from a tiny dense spot

This latest blog entry is a big shift from my usual style of writing. Well I have not yet given up the battle confronting the joker boys. When I launched an attack on the very last day of 2008, I could see no single effort taken by setiakawan boys to defend themselves. So I've submitted myself to believe they are a group of cowards that goes very well with a tag line Pussycat Boys.

I'm now writing this post for a very good reason, but certainly not because I've taken 180 degree turn. Lately the blogosphere has been crowded with articles that are happily vilifying the image of our Prophet Muhammad s.a.w. Of course there are responses from Muslim bloggers, most of them are full of emotion and anger.

However I'm attracted to a call written by a distinguished blogger Dato' Sakmongkol, one of the Four Pahang Cyber Horsemen. In his article entitled Year Nine into 21st Century, he says that and I quote:

"And who are these kayus who holler and howl when there are blogs blighting the image of the Muslim Prophet? Then you write good things about the prophet while debunking the ideas parlayed by the ‘evildoers’. The problem is you don’t want to read much less write."

Well it is very true Dato', most of us including myself prefer to react emotionally rather than intellectually. Having being challenged in such manner, I prefer to answer to the call. What I am going to write is not much about the Prophet Muhammad s.a.w himself but the scientific accuracy of his revelation, the Holy Quran.

The Prophet's revelation, the Holy Quran was written more than 1400 years ago where discipline of Science was hardly known to many in Arab tribal communities. However recent scientific discoveries turn be in complete agreement with verses in the Holy Quran, and one of them is the Theory of Big Bang.

A mega explosion from a tiny dense spot,
that is what Big Bang all about

FORMATION OF THE UNIVERSE

The Big Bang is the cosmological model of the universe that is best supported by all lines of scientific evidence and observation. As used by scientists, the term Big Bang generally refers to the idea that the universe has expanded from a single primordial hot and dense spot at some finite time in the past, and continues to expand to this day.

So the question now is Does the Holy Quran mention the Big Bang? Prior to science and more than fourteen hundred years ago , The Holy Quran explains the beginning of the creation of the universe. Allah says in the Holy Quran what means

Do not the unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were joined together(sewn together) as one Unit of Creation and then We unstitched (clove them ) and that We made from water every living thing? So will they not believe? (Qur'an, 21:30)

First, the verse starts with a prophecy that has come true; it states that those who will discover how the universe came into being will be among the disbelievers and that prophecy was fulfilled because those who discovered this fact were not Muslims.

The verse also starts with a call to the disbelievers who based their atheism on the claim that universe is eternal to think over again and understand what science - by the grace of Allah - will discover concerning the creation of the universe, it emphatically states that disbelievers will discover how the creation come into being, the word "Will" means that this will happen in the future …it is so wonderful that the Quran predicts whom will discover.

THE EXPANDING UNIVERSE

If tiny spots on the balloon are galactic bodies, the expanding balloon makes the distance between spots become further apart

The expanding universe was first discovered by an American astronomer Hubble while was making observations with his sophisticated telescope in the Mount Wilson observatory. He observed that galaxies were receding from each other, which proved that the universe was expanding. In answer to those who said they could not believe in things their eyes had not witnessed, Hubble’s discovery led to the following declaration: “Now that you see it, you have got to believe it.”

As a matter of fact the Holy Quran has already revealed to Muhammad s.a.w the phenomenon of expanding universe more than 1400 years ago in one of the verses as below:

And it is We Who have constructed the heaven with might, and it is We Who are steadily expanding it. (Quran, 51:47)

To achieve the Quran’s revelation of this fact 1400 years ago, man would have needed access to the assistance of accumulated scientific data acquired throughout long years and to sophisticated telescopes. When people claim that science and religion oppose each other, the Quran furnishes answers to the most complicated scientific problems. Observations made by sophisticated telescopes today confirm the statements of the Holy Quran.

THE PROPHETHOOD OF MUHAMMAD SAW

If prophet Muhammad s.a.w had been impostor or counterfeiter, how did he dare to indulge himself in matters that didn't concern the people of his age?

Who told Muhammad s.a.w these accurate scientific facts that science only reached this century?

What benefits could he get by claiming things like this if he is impostor?

How can he be sure that science won't come some day to refute these claims , if he had been impostor?

These scientific facts that are in the Quran testify to Muhammad s.a.w true prophethood and testify to the divine source of the Holy and refute the atheistic claims.

Our vast galaxy, the Milky Way. If the whole universe is the size of the earth, our galaxy will be the size of a CD.

Enjoy your weekend everyone and Wassalam.

Setiakawans Have Lost Their Pants, Now They're Pulling Mine

THE NOBLE KNIGHT RETURNS - directed towards Wenger Padedoh

I’m back, only better. Listen setiakawan joker boys, it's gonna be business as usual, and this time around I'm taking no prisoners. And listen carefully Wenger, confront the joker boys I shall, not with THREAT, dagger and sword, but with wits, mind and words.

Perhaps my close blogpals like Doc Sid, IKS, ODS and Mat Cendana may not agree with this final assault, but I've got to proceed somehow for the sake of pride and honour.

The very existence of The Darker Side is to confront twisted materials published by setiakawan joker boys. Many bloggers share the opinion that materials produced by joker boys are a pure act of sucking balls, not to mention distorted as well. Do feel free to visit these posts published by setiakawan supporters:

Who's Trying To Sell IJN - SuKJ accuses Tun involved in IJN takeover

Di Sebalik Isu Tingkat 4 - Blogger Fabulous Boy denies Khairy's involvement at 4th floor

Khairy's SWOT Analysis - Hang Tegar is confused between Khairy's strengths and weaknesses

Khairy Menang Di Rembau Dengan Penuh Bergaya - Bro Jinggo talks about how KJ won the nomination with style in Rembau without mentioning the dirty play which was widely reported elsewhere

Those are only a few examples of distorted and twisted materials. I guess it is not insulting enough to say please bring barf bags when you visit those sites. Most of the articles above have been previously confronted by The Darker Side. So you are perfectly wrong Wenger if you ever think that I solely dedicate myself to only whack KJ the son-in-law.

Setiakawan bloggers embarass me!

My advice to you Wenger educate the joker boys to write more convincing articles, otherwise the lowly articles equivalent to primary school level make KJ look bad as ever. Subsequently, KJ may become an element of laughter.

HITLER RESURRECTS

In an article published by The Star, the son-in-law admitted that he has two personalities, the larger than life KJ and the naturally shy Khairy, well it sounds like a right candidate for split personality. What I found later in the article is that Khairy or KJ has the third personality which sounds like Hilter, and I quote:

"If you give me a microphone and a thousand people, it is a different thing altogether. I am very quick to warm up to people, and do not have problems interacting with them." KJ or Khairy

No wonder KJ shows so much enthusiasm in debate. The above quote has clearly proven that KJ loves limelight and public appearance. History tells us that these publicity seekers like Hitler and Sukarno ended destroying not only themselves but also the countries they served.

Ting ting ting ting! What's inside? Nothing

Luckily in this country hardly anybody pays attention to our new Hitler-like politician, except for a group of mutants known as setiakawans. I wonder what exactly KJ offered to these setiakawan joker boys because it is a true fact Khairy has proven to be liability to his party.

Perhaps KJ promises the land of fantasy to his setiakawan supporters, the land where the prime minister is always being sleepy, the politicians draw no limit for lust and greed, and the citizens just keep dreaming being at Disney.

Miss Mermaid, in your land of fantasy,
is there a person by the name Khairy?

THE PUSSYCAT BOYS

When Wenger published the news at Rembau Times that I had been defeated, the setiakawan pom pom boys (thanks to River) were seen crowding Wenger's site for a celebration. The usual faces like Senapang Patah, SuKJ, Pejuang Bangsa and General Bro Jinggo himself only then dared to show up.

The setiakawan pom pom "boys" were seen

celebrating the defeat of Piggy Singh

I had previously published a post entitled The Fabulous Joker Boys that questioned the integrity of setiakawan supporters in cybersphere. Not many dared to turn up for comments to prove that I was wrong. SuKJ did try but he was heavily slaughtered, to the extent he wished that I had been buried in BA landslide.

Now the joker pom pom boys are celebrating with joy at Wenger's for a victory that was only claimed by Wenger. The joy and excitement were clearly shown from their comments, and I quote:

"wow… good news bro… haha… mcmmana lah rupanya piggy singh tersungkur agaknya, klu dia terbaca news ni rasa2nya pasti piggy menagis tertongeng… hahaha… teruskan usaha murni bro… bro kalau ada berita untuk disiarkan ke pro.khairy.com email saja saya bro… salam perjuangan bro…

Nasihat saya pada Mr Piggy , (itu pun jika Mr Piggy mahu dgr, coz Mr Piggy ni ego sedikit…) buat baik berpada2… buat jahat jangan sekali… adalah lebih baik kita menulis perkara yang baik2 daripada menulis perkara yang tidak baik dan janganlah kita samakan diri kita sama seperti syaitan…" General Bro Jinggo

What is puzzling me about these joker boys is that they really believe KJ is an angel, as if they live in different world. Thanks to your advice Bro Jinggo, buat baik berpada-pada, buat jahat jangan sekali, and I may add, nape pula peti undi Gelang Patah boleh dibawa lari?

The setiakawan joker boys are hardly seen commenting at famous blogsites which are no fans of Khairy like Rocky, A Voice, Apanama, Tuan Husin and JMD. The reason for being coward is that they do not have much substances and materials for rebuttal. Therefore from now on I like to call setiakawan supporters in blogsphere as PUSSYCAT JOKER BOYS. You guys had better retire and become background dancers for Pussycat Dolls.

Nicole, do you currently need dancers for Pussycat Dolls?
The setiakawan bloggers are now looking for dancing career.

FAREWELL WENGER J KHAIRY PADEDOH

Wenger J Khairy Padedoh, the commander of setiakawan troopers and definitely the witty few among KJ supporters has finally put his pen down as pro Setiakawan blogger. Wenger was the most provocative among setiakawan joker boys, the rest are comparable to pussycat dolls. He many times loudly called for confrontation, asking me and Doc Sid to show up in the mind games.

I guess it is reasonable for me to say that Wenger twice lost his pants in the mind games. As an act of revenge, Wenger posed a threat on me and I quote:

Mr. Piggy Singh,
Blogmaster of the-antigonist

We shall now accept terms of surrender. Should you decide to repent you are now instructed to do the following

A) Delete all offending postings to YB MP of Rembau
B) A 1000 essay apologizing to KJ, and all other setiakawans
C) Pledging never again to indulge in anti-KJ activities.

Should you resist, we shall be forced to unleash a campaign the likes has never been seen in the blogosophere.

Yours Sincerely
Wenger J Khairy Chief
Padedoh

After being stripped naked and suffered humiliation,
Wenger posed a threat as an act of revenge

Wenger further humiliated me in his article Cybertooper Gone Bad, accusing me being Azalina's trooper that evolved later as KJ hater. I fought back as usual and never submitted myself to his term. However Wenger declared victory and the news was published on front page by The Rembau Times as shown below.

Suddenly and mysteriously not only Wenger has penned down but also he has deleted all previous posts in his blog. I guess my dear viewers who have been to Wenger's site would agree that his wits always shine in his writings. It is a great loss not only to setiakawan joker boys, but also to his opponents because as proven, Wenger many times made us see things from different perspective. Farewell to you Wenger, such a great blogpal.

Farewell to Wenger JK Padedoh

Well everyone, HAPPY NEW YEAR, tomorrow will be a new day, a new determination, but no doubt we are stuck with THE SAME OLD SYSTEM.

Zionist Strikes Again

Israeli jets kill at least 225 in revenge strikes on Gaza

The holy land never knew peace and toleration except for the time Jerusalem was governed under Muslim administration. The land felled to Muslims for the first time under the command of a great conqueror Syadina Umar Al-Khatab ra who took the land in peaceful manner from Byzantine governor. The event how Syadina Umar entered Jerusalem was narrated by a great scholar, and I quote:

The Patriarch of Jerusalem handed over the keys of the city of Jerusalem to Umar. The Muslims were now the masters of Jerusalem. That was a special divine favor of God to the Muslims. As Umar entered the city he was greeted by the citizens with great enthusiasm. Umar said that he wanted to be led to some place where he could offer thanksgiving prayer to God. He was led to a Church but he refused to pray there, on the ground that that would set a precedent for the Muslims of the following generations to forcibly convert churches into mosques.

Jerusalem again was in the hand of Christians when Crusaders and Knight Templars conquered the holy land. Peace treaty was signed between Christians, Muslims and Jews under the reign of Christian king. However the peace was short lived when Templars outrageously slaughtered the Muslims. As a result, a ruler of Egypt Salahuddin Al-Ayyubi conquered Jerusalem in 1187 CE. Genuine peace and mutual toleration again existed for centuries to come until 1948, when the Western power orchestrated the dirtiest political conspiracy to hand over the holy land to Zionist.

Until this day I'm puzzled with role of Arab League nations to let this masacre continue to happen. So much respect I have for Tun for being very vocal to voice the right of Palestinians to return, as written at Tunku here. Dollah and Anwar have been silent and so far I have not heard their words of condemnation. Do say something Dollah and Nuar regarding the latest massacre on Gaza, TO PROVE THAT YOU BOTH HAVE GOT BALLS.

Speaking of latest massacre on Gaza, Tuan Nobisha has something for us to consider here.

KJ and Husam Musa - 2 x 5?

Among the most anticipated political events of the year was a debate between Khairy, Husam Musa and Prof Mohd Agus. The event was concluded last night and the summary can be found here.

So far I have not recieved a full transcript on the debate. However after reading an article published by Pemuda Besut Blogspot, I would conclude that KJ suffered tremendous humiliation and tasted shameful defeat.

On the other hand one of the setiakawan joker boys Mr Wenger Padedoh has a different opinion, accusing Husam Musa for going off topic and not answering the questions, and I quote:

"KJ proved his calibre - going down to the heartland of Pas and taking a hard fought away victory, leaving the great Erdogan Dato’ Husam Musa, a frustrated man." Wenger Padedoh

However that is not the main issue that I like to raise in this article. What attracts me was a report I read in The Star, and I quote:

Khairy launched another attack on Husam when he asked whether hudud law would be implemented if Pakatan Rakyat had taken over the Government on Sept 16.

Husam gave an assurance that hudud law would be implemented if they had taken over.

Associate Prof Mohd Agus added fuel to the already hot topic and asked Khairy if he would push for hudud law if he became the Umno Youth chief.

Khairy smilingly replied that he would, which resulted in shouts among PAS supporters in the hall.

What I'd like my dear viewers to consider is Husam Musa, his agreement on hudud law after 16 September and his connection with Pak Sheikh Anwar. Perhaps the picture below may provide the better answer.

Still don't get it? Okey let us visit Nobisha.

Laa.. Pak Sheikh, aku just habaq apa depa

nak dengaq macam hang dok selalu buat!

However the most incredible statement of the night was that KJ would also implement huhud law if he wins the KP race next year. Ahhhh???? I guess Mr Jonnie Walker and Mr Jack Daniel would also be surprised like hell.

Yes to hudud law. Is he repenting now?

Well so much ado about Khairy and Husam Musa, only rhetorical, but zero in substance and material. Therefore it was not taken seriously by many people. And for that reason a famous camel trader Tuan Husin prefers to dismiss them both and instead he had better wait for Santa Claus. Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas.

Related Links:

Laksana Hudud Tolak Hadhari Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas - Tuan Husin

Why Did Husam Musa Bother To Layan Khairy - Jed Yoong

Hebatnya Khairy dan Husam Musa - Nobisha