Seloka Gurindam Selangor Darul Ehsan

The gurindam is best sung with the same tune of classic P Ramlee song, Tanya Sama Pokok.

Never before I used obscene words in my blog. However for this post I've got to apologize for using such a word at the end of the gurindam. Sorry for that, could not find a better word.

Here it goes:

Tanya sama Ronnie,
Apa sebab tendang,
Nanti jawab Ronnie,
Hati tak senang.

Ronnie sudah takut,
Polis masuk rapat,
Nanti hari esok,
Ronnie ditangkap.

Tanya sama Khalid,
Apa itu gangster,
Nanti jawab Khalid,
Just tutup mata.

Tanya sama Hassan,
Nape duduk diam,
Nanti jawab Hassan,
Suara dah hilang!!!

Tanya sama Eli,
Nape suka tayang,
Nanti jawab Eli,
Ajis says no problem.

Tanya sama Sassy,
Apa sudah jadi,
Nanti jawab Sassy,
Lanchaiu lu Piggy.