Selamat Menyambut Maulidur Rasul

The birth of a prophet signifies the rebirth of humanity. Prophets lead the way to God and help us discern good from evil.

The 12 of Rabiulawal, the third month of the Islamic calendar, falls the Maulud, the birth anniversary of Prophet Muhammad SAW whom Allah created as rahmat ul alameen, mercy for all realms and worlds.

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT MAULIDUR RASUL.

Wenger At War ... Sadly Wenger Lost The Battle

Ayoyo Khairy thamby ... omak punya anak punya Nori punya laki ... apa sudah jadi .... lu punya general has lost the battle for ..... urmmm .... uncountable times already.

The routine practiced by Wenger, deleted his blog when he got defeated ... OUCHHH!!! Wenger was again defeated? Wenger deleted his blog? What really happened maa? Psssttt ... it has been electronically proven that Wenger is suffering from multiple personality disorders. Even in blogosphere he played multiple characters like Chairman Kaga, and I think there are a lot more .... MUA HA HA

JENG JENG JENG JENG ... Flashback .... December 2009 .... Wenger abandoned his blog Judge Wenger for no reason, and later he created another blog Wenger At War. Ishhhh .... biar betul ... from Padedoh to Waziboy to Judge Wenger to Wenger At War. Say what? Wenger At War .... HA HA HA .... a deluded soldier always looks for a battle.

Okey .... back to his latest blog .... Wenger At War .... sounds funny, I know, tapi takpe .... follow je cerita. Among the recent posts published at Wenger At War was about Wenger making announcement that he is no longer a KJ supporter .... YEAH RIIIIIIGHT .... DUHHHHH

Deluded Wenger is always imagining

he is a knight protecting the son-in-law Khairy

So my good friend Parpukari wrote a blog post in response to the Wenger's article ...... stating that it was part of Wenger's tricks to pull more bloggers into his camps .... fishy fishy fishy .... HI HI HI

Wenger did turn up at comment department .... and that was when the fiery battle took place. So what really happened in the battle? HE HE HE

Wenger did the usual thing .... praising himself and bragging about his balls. The truth was Wenger got whacked at all angle ... frontal, rear and sideways as well.

The best part was that at the same time KJ made an announcement in twitter about the confrontation at House PK's blog. KJ has given a special name to Wenger .... The Parpu Slayer .... MUA HA HA. Biar betul ko KJ .... pencacai pariah macam Wenger ni pun ko panggil slayer.

Ayoyo .... ni je ke kerja Ketua Pemuda ..... twittering only maa!

Even though my fellow blogpals like House PK, Detguaq and AntiKJ kept pounding Wenger mercilessly during the confrontation, the deadly blow ultimately came from Shamsul Yunos My Anger when he delivered a substantial material pertaining to the MV Agusta sale ...... psssst .... the one that KJ sold for 1 Euro .... HO HO HO

What follows later .... Wenger went missing from the battle field ... and guess what? Someone alerted me in FB that the blog Wenger At War had been deleted. Ayoyo Wenger thamby .... how many times you did this already .... defeated .... delete .... defeated ... delete ... HI HI HI

So Khairy .... ko punya general the so called Parpu Slayer has again been defeated. Maknanya tiga empat hari ni terpaksalah ko harapkan your toothless cyber doggies like Jinggo, Jamil and Tepak Kaki to become your army in virtual reality .... HI HI HI

Sit Jinggo sit .... good doggy .... HI HI HI

Cam ni la KJ ..... I've stated this long time ago, and even nicely put it in my recently published poem .... THAT YOU ARE DOING NO GOOD NEITHER FOR THE PARTY NOR FOR THE COUNTRY. Bila orang buat protest ko pi hijack ..... then kena belasah dengan pro UMNO bloggers ... KESIANNYA ... MUA HA HA

SO KHAIRY .... THIS IS AN ULTIMATUM FROM PIGGY ..... RESIGN LA THAMBY!

I Knew It Already La KJ Thamby!

OUCHHH! I knew it ....

Mommy! now not only Parpu, Big Dog and Piggy,

the Exco members are also all over me ...

I knew majority of UMNO members are still putting the blame on Dollah and Khairy for the 2008 Tsunami.

I knew many UMNO members believe that Khairy won the KP through bad deals.

I knew only the lowly below average pariah troopers like Bro Jinggo and Tapak Kaki would support Khairy Jamaluddin. To simple mind like us all, supporting KJ is an insult to our intelligent.

I knew that KJ has been sidelined by UMNO big guns, but his troopers keep telling incredible fictions.

I knew that there are still plenty of Exco in Pemuda UMNO who put the priority of the party above their periuk nasi.

I knew that one day the Pemuda Exco will explode after finally noticing KJ is not capable to lead them.

And thank Allah almighty, I learned that the Exco members have already exploded during Thursday's meeting … so please accept the fact Khairy, that you have no use for UMNO and the country ... HI HI HI

Birthday Note To A Traitor - KJ The Son-In-Law

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHAIRY,
AND PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY LA THAMBY,
I HOPE YOU'VE STARTED COUNTING DAYS ALREADY,
SINCE YOUR POLITICAL CAREER IS NOW GOING DOWNHILL.

WELL KHAIRY,
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF REALLY,
FOR MESSING UP WITH THINGS BADLY,
AND THE TREMOR WAS STRONGLY FELT IN 2008 GE.

Sorry Honey ... I didn't get the post as deputy.
It was all because of Piggy, Big Dog and Parpukari.

YOUR PRESENCE KHAIRY,
IS DOING NO GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY,
AND NEITHER FOR THE PARTY,
AS PEMUDA UNDER YOU HAVE BECOME PEMUDI,
AND YOU HAVE NO SUPPORT VIRTUALLY,
EITHER IN REAL WORLD OR IN VIRTUAL REALITY,
EXCEPT FOR A FEW TOOTHLESS DOGGIES,
LIKE JAMIL, BRO JINGGO, TEPAK AND REMY.

Sit Jinggo sit .... good doggy !!!

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH KHAIRY,
YOU SHOULD BE HIDING YOUR FACE ALREADY,
FOR THE DAMAGE YOU HAVE CAUSED TO THE PARTY,
BUT KHAIRY WILL ALWAYS BE KHAIRY,
POWER MUST BE HOLD STRONGLY,
TO SERVE YOUR GREED FOR WEALTH AND MONEY.

A blow from Singh has been severe already,
but Big Dog and Parpukari neither have mercy.

SAD TO SAY KHAIRY,
IT IS ENOUGH ALREADY,
WE KNEW YOUR GAME OF TREASON AND TREACHERY,
AND YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH VICIOUS KALI,
SO PLEASE GET YOUR PASSPORT READY,
TO PERMANENTLY DISAPPEAR FROM THIS COUNTRY.

YAB Dato' Seri Najib, Inilah Luahan Hati Kami

Assalamualaikum Warramatullahi Wabaraqatuh.

Yang Amat Berhormat Dato' Seri Najib,

Dalam beberapa minggu lepas kami penyokong setia UMNO di ruang siber dikejutkan dengan khabar angin bahawa Khairy akan dilantik sebagai menteri atau timbalan menteri. Khabar angin tersebut juga ditulis oleh blogger senior Tunku Aisha.

Apabila mendengar khabar tersebut saya mengambil inisiatif untuk mengadakan forum terbuka dalam Facebook, bertempat di wall kepunyaan Kelab Penyokong UMNO dan saya pasti tidak memihak kepada mana-mana pemimpin tertentu.

Ramai para blogger pendokong UMNO mengambil bahagian dalam forum tersebut. Suka saya ingatkan YAB Dato' Seri bahawa mereka ini merupakan blogger yang menyokong UMNO atas inisiatif sendiri demi memperjuangkan dan mempertahankan parti.

Nama-nama mereka juga tidak asing lagi seperti Parpu Kari, Khairulnizam Mohd Kasim Anti-Hipokrit, Khairul Ryzal Cucu Tok Selampit, AloqStaq dan Kelab Chedet.

Selain itu beberapa rakan FB turut mengambil, dan mereka ini juga secara aktif terlibat dalam FB mempertahan parti. Antara mereka ialah Matahati Bangsa, Pak Kamaluddin Idrus dan saudara Fadzil Mohamad.

YAB Dato' Seri,

Berikut merupakan catatan dan pandangan blogger pendokong UMNO dari sesi forum tersebut.


























YAB Dato' Seri,

Kesimpulan dari forum yang diadakan, tiada seorangpun peserta forum yang boleh memberi pendapat bernas mengapa Khairy perlu dilantik sebagai menteri atau timbalan parti. Malah majoriti berpendapatan bahawa memberi jawatan kepada Khairy sama seperti mengambil langkah melemahkan parti sekali lagi.

Tidak perlu dirisaukan mengenai reaksi penyokong Khairy jika beliau terus-menerus diketepi. Dalam ruang siber penyokong Khairy bukan sahaja tidak mempunyai kekuatan untuk menyokong UMNO, malah mereka langsung tidak mampu mempertahankan Khairy apabila dianjurkan soalan mengenai kerosakan yang telah dilakukan beliau.

Begitu juga di luar sana, Khairy tidak mampu menyatukan Pemuda. Lihat sahaja seminar yang bertempat di Janda Baik, hanya dihadiri oleh 1/3 sahaja perwakilan. Ini merupakan signal yang kuat bahawa Khairy masih lagi tidak diterima.

YAB Dato' Seri,

Saya mendokong penuh transformasi besar-besaran anjuran Dato' Seri, RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN. Dengan adanya platform media ketiga, kami rakyat bawahan kini mampu juga bersuara.

Kami meminta agar Dato' Seri melihat sejenak ke belakang semasa PRU 2008. Antara sebab berlakunya penolakan besar-besaran terhadap BN ialah suara mereka tidak langsung kedengaran di pihak atasan.

Atas dasar RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN, kami amat berharap Dato' Seri mengambil berat luahan dan pendapat rakyat mengenai Khairy, yang masih dilihat sebagai beban besar dan liabiliti kepada parti.

Berani saya katakan bahawa akan berlaku sekali lagi rombongan besar-besaran keluar dari parti jika Dato' Seri memberi sebarang jawatan kepada parti. Luahan ini boleh di baca di blog Tunku Aisha dan Parpu Kari.

Para blogger pendokong UMNO yang cukup cekal mempertahankan parti juga akan menjadi patah semangat apabila Khairy dilantik sebagai menteri atau timbalan menteri. Mereka akan rasa tertipu kerana kecekalan mereka pertahankan selama ini tidak dihargai jika beban besar seperti Khairy diangkat ke status lebih tinggi.

Tambahan pula lebih sukar untuk para blogger pendokong UMNO pertahankan parti jika Khairy diangkat menjadi menteri atau timbalan menteri. Ini adalah kerana nama Khairy cukup sinonim dengan rasuah dan salah guna kuasa semasa pemerintahan Tun Abdullah Badawi. Seperti kata Pak Kamaluddin Idrus:

Memberi jawatan kepada KJ samalah seperti memberi peluru kepada pihak lawan. Jangan rosakkan kestabilan UMNO kerana kepentingan dia.

YAB Dato' Seri,

Beribu ampun dan maaf jika luahan saya ini tidak mengena pada tempat. Demi memegang teguh kepada konsep satu Malaysia, RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN, dan dengan adanya platform media ketiga, maka saya mengambil kesempatan untuk memberi pandangan yang mewakili pandangan blogger dan rakyat bawahan.

Sekian Wassalam.

Tun On History Channel

History Channel hasn't been selective. It's been documenting both heroes like Kennedy and Churchill as well as villains like General Noriega and Hitler, and I don't believe Tun Mahathir is classified as the latter.

On this coming Sunday History Channel 555 will air a special one hour documentary about Tun Mahathir. The schedule is as below:

Sunday 15, 7pm - 8pm, Part 1
Sunday 22, 7pm - 8pm, Part 2

Pssssttttt .... exactly at the same day and time Khairy TV will air a special program about Pak Lah entitled Gone In Four Years. Don't forget to watch the preview below!!!



I guess the Dollah's program is rather uninteresting and shall be wasting time. So tune to History Channel 555 on Sunday at 7pm. Let us see what the world says about Tun Mahathir.

One Liners About The Son-Out-Law

If KJ is an actor, it will be his best to play a traitor!

Not much I'm able to update about the late happenings concerning the son-out-law. From what I learned lately KJ has been purposely denied coverage by main stream media, in contrast to claims made by his troopers that KJ is favored by our Prime Minister.

What else the pathetic troopers could have said apart from writing all the beautiful words about the son-out-law. Should they fail to do that cash is no longer arriving at doorsteps. Psssttt ... even one trooper claimed sleepy Pak Lah had done a better job in his five years of reign compared to his predecessor.

Since there isn't much to say about KJ regarding his current development, why don't we simply come out with one liner jokes about the son-out-law. I've got a few here and perhaps my dear viewers may add a lot more. Here you go:

• If KJ is a savior, Hitler is a God sent angel.

• Give Khairy a few centimeters, and he thinks he is a ruler.

• In sleepy Pak Lah we uncover his dream, in menacing Khairy we uncover his greed.

• Obama rises to top from the bottom, Khairy comes from top and is now nose-diving down down down.

• If KJ troopers took an IQ test, the result would be NEGATIVE.

• The more KJ keeps on trying, the more he is unleashing the demons in him.

• KJ will be few steps closer to Putrajaya after he receives SPRM's call.

• The only thing shared by Wonderful World of Disney and Delusional World of Khairy is that the mermaids are deadly pretty! HI HI HI