What Connects The Dots?

Strange political events that occurred lately have further confused and puzzled me about Khairy:

1. On August 11 PKR and PAS launched Merdeka Celebration at Rembau while they were perfectly away that the next by-election is at far North. They could have saved the cost by having the launch up North. Why Rembau, perhaps Cikgu Bad is sending us a signal that Khairy soon is joining the party, hi hi hi.


2. During Rembau gathering, Mat Sabu also did mention that Pak Lah Al Tidori is joining the PAKATAN very soon. Ha ha ha, you people can have Dollah Badawi for free. My advice to Dollah, if you jump to PAKATAN don't forget to bring along the trash you have left behind.


3. Within these few days KJ clowns have been relatively quiet reporting on KJ's actitivities. What they have published recently are articles ridiculing Piggy and Parpu Kari.


4. KJ kept silent when TS Muhyidin was challenged by Anwar, as if KJ as Ketua Pemuda was no longer interested to defend his UMNO superior. KJ clowns are only making noise that Khairy was an earlier victim of Anwar Ibrahim compared to Muhyiddin.


5. The notion that KJ is no longer interested in UMNO is also supported by MSO. He says that KJ is now not only isolated by UMNO big guns, but KJ himself is also knocking on opposition door.

Of all these incidents, what connects the dots..........well Parpu Kari has got a lot more to tell about Anak Omak.

Anak Ayah, Anak Mak, Anak Omak!

ANAK AYAH

" Daddy, when I grow up I like to become a doctor like you are"

The term refers to a son who admires his father so much to the extent he wants to follow every footstep that the father has made.


ANAK MAK

Well I could be wrong for this one. The term may refer to a child who feels more secured in the presence of his or her mother.

ANAK OMAK!

Forgive me, I don't mean to offend the N9 netizens. In fact the person who proposed the term Anak Omak also comes from Negeri Sembilan.

This is a new term that I like to suggest to Dewan Bahasa. The term refers to a young and ambitious politician who goes straight to his mum whenever he get reprimanded by fellow politicians, bloggers or opponents. In response the mother will confont the person in such a hostile manner.

It is an open secret among netizens that KJ's mother Rahmah has many times interfered in matters concerning government administration and UMNO. Big Dog once reported that Dato' Seri Rafidah Aziz got scolded by Rahmah through a phone call. It started with Rafidah sending 16 pages letter to flip-flop PM and the content of the letter heavily criticised the flip-flopper and his menacing son-in-law.

Rafidah paid a heavy price for sending the letter, whereby unexpectedly she received a phone call from KJ's mother and of course the conversion between Rafidah and Rahmah had to be a belligerent kind. So pity KJ has to run to mommy whenever he lacks of intellectual capacity as well as working neurons to confront his opponents.

My reliable source also informed me that not only Rafidah has become the victim of KJ's mommy. Tun Dr Siti Hasmah Ali and celebrity blogger Dato' Kadir Jasin have also become the victims being scolded by KJ's mommy. I wonder how far is the truth.

Mommy, Piggy whacked me again, please do something!

Now what and who the hell is this Rahmah, KJ's mummy? Perhaps she feels that people must listen to her because his son is married to a daughter of Prime Minister. I tell you what KJ's mommy, if you are still not aware the flip-flop Pak Lah is no longer there. Your son now is really alone because he has no one to depend on.

Since flip-flopper father-in-law has no power now, KJ can no longer run to mommy whenever he is challenged politically, perhaps Khairy will soon run to Piggy, hi hi hi!

KJ, Selangor Gangsters and Jack Daniel

I thought I've been harsh enough on KJ when I called him Bodoh Dalam Pandai, and that was actually quoted from Harimau. But Cucu Tok Wan of Depa Kata has been more brutal, calling KJ a political animal.

I wonder what kind issues KJ would play to lure PAS Youth to join him condemning the Gangster of Selangor DAP. If one the agenda is about to ban selling alcohol to Muslim-majority areas, definitely KJ must think twice. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY??? Just click maaa!!!

KJ is now in desperate move. He would scavenge anything on earth to prolong his political career and to make him stay relevant. I wonder will KJ call for banning of alcohol in Selangor? Because if he does Mr Jack Daniel will be really really really mad.

CHEERs, TAKE-BEER, or whatever, but do enjoy the pictures.

More stories can be found here, were made available by Tuan Husin the camel trader.

KJ Bodoh Dalam Pandai - Says Tok Harimau

I MUST BE a smart guy you know because I went to Oxfart

(please Wenger don't make noise,

the spelling mistake was made on purpose)

Harimau Menaip is also friend of mine who knew me prior to the days of The Darker Side (TDS). Before I created TDS, I was an active commentator at famous blogsites like Rocky, JMD, Kickdefella, Lawyer Kampung, Husin and Voicy. However two particular blogs that I never missed making my appearance, Harimau and DES.

They both Harimau and DES not only among my closest blogpals, but also encouraged me to create my own blog to voice out ideas. So those who accused me being a paid blogger, Harimau and DES could readily testify on my behalf. I'd like to remind here - please do your research thoroughly Raksasa BN before coming out with any wild accusation.

What can I say about Harimau, well politically he is standing on neutral ground. Harimau is always very vocal against any corrupt practice, doesn't matter it comes from government and opposition. However there is another matter that Harimau deserves a great respect form me - he's got a thick Malay blood running in him.

I'm begging to PAS members please join me whack DAP,

otherwise my political career will be as good as dead vege

So what about Harimau's latest article, KJ Bodoh Dalam Pandai. Khairy called PAS Youth to join UMNO and himself condemning DAP as the root of all troubles in Selangor government, and I quote:

"Saya (Khairy) dengan ikhlas hati mempelawa Dewan Pemuda Pas untuk bersama-sama Pemuda UMNO menyertai ceramah umum itu yang bakal diadakan pada 14 Ogos ini di Shah Alam"

KJ should first get all the BN components unite behind him to go against DAP, especially MCA, GERAKAN and MIC. I wonder weather the water is clear now because back in 2006 KJ made a racist remark and sparked anger among MCA Youths, it can be found here.

I don't know what they are talking about, but definitely they really are pissed with Khairy

It seems that KJ is not capable of gathering all youth representatives in BN components for a reason that Khairy is still a liability to BN. MCA Youth is still waiting for an apology form Khairy.

KJ must first prove to the public eye that there is unity in BN component parties. By inviting PAS to condemn fellow opposition, not only Khairy is betraying the trust of BN component parties, but Khairy is also extremely ambitious to break apart the PAKATAN Anwar. Unless KJ and Anwar have hidden agenda, hu la la!

Such a grievous political stunt Khairy is pulling here, I wonder why? Khairy is now desperate because his move is severely restricted. Thus he will utilise every opportunity available to make himself stay politically relevant, like making alliance with opposition to whack another opposition. HA HA HA DREAM ON.........

Wow Parpu Is Now Comparable to KP UMNO!!!

Parpu Kari, a friend of mine was nobody to net dwellers before December last year. However being so fed up with unhealthy political developments especially in UMNO, Parpu - as many others did, finally resolved to cyberspace to express his thought and ideas, and thus Parpu Kari was born in virtual world.

In his early days Parpu made it clear that he hated any kind of corrupt practices in UMNO, as well as the person who abused the position of his father-in-law to grab more power.

To cut the story short Parpu Kari has now become a big name in blogosphere with an average of 7000 hits a day. Parpu's style is always preditable, hit hard and hit often, and for that reason certain parties could not stand the offence.

It it also a known fact either within UMNO Pemuda as well Parpu's regular visitors that Parpu has been very vocal against the corrupt son-in-law. For that reason the leader of KJ cybertroopers Bro Jinggo once proposed a peace treaty, hoping that cyber attacks on KJ would be stopped immediately. The proposal was written in a blog that belongs to a mysterious lady Maya Khairy.

Bro Jinggo, the top general of joker boys, psssttt.....this so called elitist can't even speak English

Well so much of peace treaty when suddenly Bro Jinggo published a post that can be considered as an attempt to mercilessly humiliate Parpu Kari. The article was copied from Wenger, another deluded soldier of the son-in-law. Usual thing among KJ bloggers, copy and publish the same articles by all the joker boys, hardly they come with their own ideas.

The article that was meant to humiliate Parpu Kari carries a title Politik Pembangunan vs Politik Parpu Kari. I wonder did these joker boys realize by having that kind of title, they lifted the status of Parpu the same as Ketua Pemuda UMNO. Hello jokers, Parpu is only an unpaid blogger.

I guess it is rather a waste of time to read the article because the contents must be ass kissing in nature. However I may quote a few things to show inconsistency between KJ's menacing activities and KJ's economic policies.

Daddy to Nori, my friends want some APs, can you handle that for me?

Much of the substance in the article is dealing with National Automobile Policy and AP, and I quote:

"Dan kita mengenakan cukai yang cukup tinggi kepada kereta impot. Dan kita memberi peluang perniagaan kepada beberapa orang melalui sistem AP iaitu sebuah sistem yang berpaksi di atas sijil sakti - surat kertas yang lebih berharga dari seketul emas, surat boleh ditukarkan kepada wang ringgit dan dimana satu sijil tu berharga diantara 10,000 - 15,000."

He he he...I remember that the AP story was among the early sign of Dollah's weakness. However during those days many UMNO Pemudas still carried balls being vocal and challenging Rafidah to reveal the truth about AP commotion.

And lately who became the AP King, he is no other than Dato' Shahrin, an Exco of UMNO Putera and of course a friend of Khairy Jamaluddin. The 1200 APs were given to Shahrin while Dollah was still reining. Any relation?

Poor Wenger, trying to straighten thing that his master has badly been messing. What you wrote Wenger in the quote above may sound like an envy. Do you Wenger wish to have also been given the APs by Khairy? I guess to do so you should be kissing Khairy more regularly.

Speaking of kissing, as a matter of fact Wenger did lotsa kissing and I quote:

"Kalau saya kata dia hensem, memang betul dia hensem."

Ha ha it makes me wonder Wenger are you straight or not?

Now what is it with the title Politik Pembangunan vs Politik Parpu Kari. Does that mean comparing KJ's economic plans with Parpu's articles make KJ a better leader? DUHHH.....grow up you people and GET REAL!!!!

Natural Selection - The Art Of Deception

Sometimes survival means lying, pretending or adapting in place

Darwin's natural selection described in layman term:

Species less suited to the environment are less likely to survive while species more suited to the environment are more likely to survive.

I never was a fan of Darwin's evolution. The Islamic teaching strictly prevented me to somehow believe that the origin of man was monkey.

As a matter of fact my rejection on Darwin's theory wasn't solely based on blind faith. During my college years a few of my professors agreed that the perfect balance in our ecosystem is an artful work of the Almighty God.

However there is a twist in the theory as the current happenings are in favour to Darwin. If Darwin were still living today, he would be extremely happy that his natural selection is in the making.

How could PAS survive in a hostile environment of chameleonic Anwar and "over my dead body" Karpal

The natural selection theory says that a species must adapt to hostile environment in order to survive, and this is what I am now seeing in PAS. I mean by principle how could PAS survive in an environment which is not at all friendly to the party.

PAS has to adapt to both Islamic phobia DAP and rojak-style liberal PKR. PAS for one thing opts for total Islamic country as written in the party constitution.

Nizar's candle is a YES now though it may lead to "syirik"

Instead PAS has gradually been adapting itself to the new hostile environment. Current happenings in the party have clearly proven that the adaption has taken place.

When Nik Aziz make a rather surprising statements on Eli's obscene pictures, Nizar's candle and Selangor gangsters - it shows that PAS has undergone very severe genetic mutation.

The party constitution actually shapes the party and sets the objective of the main struggle. Once the constitution underwent mutation to better adapt to the hostile environment the party has actually lost its main purpose of existence . Thus the party gradually is evolving to become totally another species, not the same kind.

PAS also says YES to immoral conduct

Therefore one last question I like to ask to PAS, what is the main purpose for the existence of PAS? Is it to achieve the objective of main struggle or just to conveniently adapt to the hostile environment to stay relevant.

If the answer is the latter, no doubt PAS is now lying, pretending and adapting in order to prolong its survival in PAKATAN's hostile world. This is part of the game called DECEPTION.

Dey Stephen Tamby, Are You Both The Same Species

A few puzzling questions that I have been keeping in my mind, and I hope my dear viewers could provide the kind of answers that are straight to the point.

1. If KJ is so great out there why his supporters in blogosphere are the type of lowly ass kissing idiots who see nothing wrong at all with the son-in-law. Names like Pejuang Bangsa, Bro Jinggo and Wenger are too familiar. If these bloggers intellectually challenged, they stay silent and keep their distance.
   

2. Whenever articles whacking KJ are written based on facts and figures, KJ defenders in blogosphere will never come for rebuttal. As a matter of facts, different kind of maggot troopers will be loitering with lowly comments repeatedly. So my point is if this is the quality of his followers, the worst quality is expected from the leader.
   

3. KJ should have many Oxford friends in blogosphere since KJ himself is an Oxford graduate, but the truth is ..psssstt.. most of pro KJ bloggers are English illiterate. So where are KJ Oxford friends? Perhaps these Oxford graduates are too embarrassed to be connected to the son-in-law.
   

4. Why prominent bloggers in virtual world never spoke a word about the elusive quality of the son-in-law. I could not recall big names like JMD, Voicy, Rocky, Kijang Mas, Tok Scribe and Melayu Lama wrote an article dedicating to praising the son-in-law. Tok Sak is a different case and many times Tok Sak has been confronted intelligently as well as furiously whenever he wrote articles praising Khairy.

Opsss sorry, I just found one blogger by the name Stephen Doss. I am not so sure whether it is a compliment or an insult to have categorized Stephen Doss as one of the big name bloggers. I believe the latter.

This Stephen Tamby recently wrote an article entitled Khairy Jamaludin Satu Enigma. Out of curiosity I googled to find out whether these two are somehow related. I found one, their relation goes back as early as 2007 when they both were marching to Burmese Embassy. So much of political rhetoric, what I've heard lately is that Pemudas are not playing politics on the streets.

Enigmatic Khairy and two-face Stephen, what a good combination!

And now Stephen Tamby is a guest writer for KJFC, a fan club for Khairy. Phewwitt!!! Good on you Stephen, I guess you are now smiling to the bank. Since Stephen Tamby is befriending an enigmatic person, will he also become the two-face villain?

Sow what is the point of writing this article. My point is very clear, how could I be convinced that KJ has leadership quality when his supporters in blogosphere are REALLY REALLY REALLY PATHETIC.