THE DARKER SIDE

KJ Bukan Setakat Hipokrit, Tapi Bacul dan Lying Scumbag

2010-08-05T06:00:00.000+08:00

"Singh, in the spirit of free speech,

you're free to post anything"

Cait ... ini penipu punya kaki

Singh is back … but kena ubah style sikit, this time nak tulis mainly in Malay. And of course … the same old story … pasal anak omak @ laki si Nori @ menantu Dollah Badawi bernama Khairy.

Sepanjang dua tiga akaun si KJ bukak kat FB … tak pernah aku teringin nak add KJ as friend. Bagi aku … it is an insult to intelligent. Macam mana aku nak terima KJ after the kind of mess he did during Dollah’s REIGN OF ERROR … HA HA HA.

Tapi bila KJ bukak FANPAGE (ceh … perasan macam artis) … aku nampak peluang cantek untuk berdepan dengan KJ face to face … actually keyboard to keyboard … HE HE HE ....

Dipendek cerita aku tekan “LIKE” kat KJ FANPAGE. Tapi aku tak nak jugak orang kata Singh dah konar baring … tiba-tiba boleh “LIKE” dengan si KJ. So aku tulis satu wall post kat KJ FANPAGE for clarification ….

Betul apa … aku kena LIKE dulu untuk aku luahkan apa-apa yang aku DON’T LIKE pasal Dollah punya menantu … HU HU HU

Tiba-tiba aku nampak KJ punya wall post yang mempersoalkan pasal kes rasuah Kerajaan PR di Selangor.

Okey la tu … benda tak elok kita kena tegur. Tapi bila KJ tegur orang pasal rasuah …. Apa yang aku boleh kata …. KAAAAAAAAH KAH KAH ….. diumpamakan seperti ketam mengajar anak breakdance.

So aku perli kat si HIPOKRIT Khairy dengan komen:

Alahai Khairy ... do you really think you're the best person to talk about corruption and misappropriation ... simply ask yourself what have you done during Dollah's administration. Something may ring the bell .... Patrick Lim ... Trengganu ... ECM Libra ... Gelang Patah ... and plenty more ... OUCH!!!

JENG JENG JENG …. tak disangka KJ menyambut Singh dengan tangan terbuka … dan lalu KJ berkata …

Nice to see Singh is King here. Constant and consistent critic from the start. A lot of baseless accusations, of course. But in the spirit of free speech, you're free to post what you like here although I reserve the right to call you a lying scumbag. Which, of course, you are. Kepada rakan-rakan lain jangan peduli sangat orang macam Singh is King. Penuh dengan kebencian dan penipuan. Minta bukti, tarak.

Wow … apa yang KJ tulis tu … aku nampak ada good news, better news and even the best news. The good news … KJ tahu beb ..... aku sengat dia sikit demi sikit. The better news … KJ janji tak nak delete aku. And the best news … KJ tuduh aku lying scumbag … so aku ada reason nak retaliate ... OUCH!!!

Okey la tu … hang kata aku lying scumbag noooo … KJ mintak bukti nooo …. Adus … bagaikan mengantuk disorong bantal peluk. Tak pe … sat lagi hang KJ jawab soalan aku pula … tengok nanti setakat mana hang menggelupuh … sama-sama kita tunggu … HU HU HU …

Then aku balas balik komen KJ dengan beberapa persoalan:

Seminit … dua minit … tiga minit … aku menanti dengan debaran … mungkinkah KJ berani menghadapi kebenaran. Empat minit … lima minit …

WAH!!! … tiba-tiba pencacai murahan keluar dari persarangan … dan seperti biasa tidak segan untuk mempamerkan kebodohan … KWANG KWANG KWANG …

Pencacai pun pencacai la … baik aku tembak dulu sebelum depa lagi merapu. Dari segi bahasa aku pun tahu siapakah sebenarnya Cik Saloma tu … HU HU HU.

So aku tulis satu komen ditujukan kepada pencacai KJ yang dungu dan sememangnya mempunyai IQ di bawah paras beku …..

Tiba-tiba bila tekan button COMMENT … FB bagi notification … YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT … rupanya aku dah kena delete from KJ FANPAGE.

CEH … BACUL punya KJ … berdepan ngan aku tak sampai 10 minit … terus tak tahan kepanasan dan blok aku sebagai fan. Dah la HIPOKRIT dan PENIPU … kononnya in the spirit of free speech hang janji tak akan delete. So sape sebenarnya the lying scumbag.

"Mommy ... Piggy whacks me again ... and this time I cannot hide"

Adus KJ … aku bukannya tuduh hang yang bukan-bukan, aku hanya bertanyakan soalan, dan jauh sekali dari sikap kurang ajar. Punyalah bersopan santun … aku siap tanya lagi apa khabar hang punya kawan baik si Kali … HI HI HI

Suatu yang sahih dan nyata … hang KJ selalu katakan bahawa apa-apa isu yang kami utarakan … hanyalah baseless allegation. Tapi macam semalam bila aku mintak hang berdepan dengan kebenaran … hang pulak yang lari bertempiaran. Aduh ... hang ni KJ memang penakut dan bacul tahap gaban … KWANG KWANG KWANG!!!

Dear DS Najib … please get rid of Dollah’s son-in-law AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. As proven beyond any doubt, KJ not only a coward, but he is also a hypocrite and a lying scumbag. KJ is also among the worst leaders in the History of UMNO … after Azeez Rempit Rahim, Reezal Merican and Annuar Musa.

"Oloh Singh ... ambo pun kena"

Three Losers Speaking On Behalf Of Son-In-Law!!!

2010-06-03T14:00:00.001+08:00

Read the detail at Shamsul My Anger

These three names, Zahid, Shahrizat and Azeez were said to be pushing for agenda to get KJ a post as cabinet minister.

What can we say about these three losers?

Firstly Zahid Hamidi, was an Anwar proxy. His political career should have ended with the fall of Anwar. But sleepy SamDol Badawi brought him back. Has Zahid ever delivered while he was the Ketua Pemuda? I could recall none, except that Zahid was shamelessly messing with BSN.

Shahrizat Jalil, I've always mistaken her with the actresses in Mami Jarum.

Wait a minute, Shahrizat is a loser, and worst still she was knocked out by a new comer at Lembah Pantai. Even though Shahrizat later won Ketua Wanita UMNO, to the people of Lembah Pantai she is still a loser ..... HA HA HA

Azeez "Double E" Rahim ..... or better known as Azeez Rempit ... HI HI HI. He went all out to get himself nominated for Baling MP candidate by "shopping" Kedah UMNO members. But where did Azeez get money? Well ... Dato' Rocky says that there's connection between Sime Darby and dumb ass Double E .... OUCH!!!

So tell me ... for what what bloody good reason DS Najib must listen to these three losers. And worst still, these three losers are speaking on behalf of KJ the son-in-law aka The Traitor.

BTW, I wrote another poem dedicated to the son-in-law, and this poem was inspired by Shakespeare ..... ENJOY!!!!!

Sigh no more dear friends sigh no more,
KJ's political career is nearly over,
One foot to the grave and one foot to PKR,
As KJ has done much favour to Anwar.

Then sigh not so, but let KJ go,
There isn't any place for a traitor in UMNO,
Should KJ decide to leave now,
We will definitely cheer .....

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO!!!

GEMPAR - Gerakan Melayu Parti Bebas!!!

2010-05-31T06:34:00.003+08:00

Join The Group, Click HERE

Anda bosan dengan UMNO yang masih tidak mahu belajar dari kesilapan?

Anda bosan dengan PAS yang hanya mempermainkan agama untuk kepentingan politik, padahal dalam PAS sendiri berlakunya amalan rasuah dan kroni?

Anda bosan dengan karenah PKR yang hanya perjuangkan ketuanan Anwar?

Anda bosan dengan DAP yang secara terang dan nyata bersikap chauvinist?

Anda bosan dengan BN yang semakin nampak mengambil sokongan Melayu for granted?

Anda bosan dengan mainan politik PR yang hanya berceramah sebarkan propaganda 24 jam, padahal rumah tangga sendiri tunggang-langgang?

Are you all fed up with too much politics?

Well Dear Friends, you are not alone. Let us all get together to voice our discomfort and fear. Join GEMPAR, let us make a stand that ........

WE DON'T HAVE ANY FEAR,

AND WE ARE NOT OFFERING ANY FAVOUR!!!

So politicians, either PR or BN ... please listen!!!

Kalau korang merapu, menipu, salah guna kuasa, korup, bazirkan wang rakyat ..... gang-gang aku akan cekup korang ngan spiderweb!!!!!!

Luahan Ikhlas Azli Syukri Mengenai Khairy

2010-05-27T19:58:00.004+08:00

Dipetik dari tulisan Saudara Azli Syukri.

Secara ikhlas, biarlah saya berterus-terang kepada saudara Khairy yang saya kasihi. Sesungguhnya, saudara Khairyseorang yang pandai, terimalah hakikatnya ini dan kepandaian saudara itu sepatutnya digunakan dalam sektor awam. Dengan kata lain sebagai penjawat awam.

Bidang pekerjaan yang sesuai untuk saudara adalah seperti Pegawai Tentera, Pegawai Tadbir dan Diplomatik atau setidak-tidaknya sebagai seorang pensyarah. Anda tidak boleh pergi lebih jauh daripada itu. Cukuplah dengan apa-apa yang telah berlaku sewaktu bapa mertua saudara menjadi Perdana Menteri.

Dan sekarang - Pemuda UMNO semakin lemah dan lesu. Perpecahan yang berlaku akibat daripada nafsu politik saudara yang terlalu besar dalam politik UMNO - menyebabkan UMNO semakin nazak. Cukuplah, wahai saudaraku Khairy.

Saudara telah buktikan bahawa saudara layak untuk menjadi seorang tentera yang baik dan berdedikasi. (Cait .... baik punya perli .... HI HI HI) Sesungguhnya, dunia ketenteraan di Malaysia tidak sabar-sabar menanti insan seperti saudara. Tidak mustahil pada satu hari nanti saudara mampu bergelar Jeneral.

Justeru itu, saya dengan rendah diri, memohon kepada saudara agar meletakkan jawatan sebagai Ketua Pemuda UMNO Malaysia dan segerlah menyertai Angkatan Tentera Malaysia (ATM) - bakat anda terselah sebagai seorang tentera yang berjiwa patriotisme.

Saya percaya, kerajaan Malaysia tiada masalah untuk melantik saudara terus ke pangkat Mejar, dengan syarat saudara tinggalkan politik dan berbaktilah sepenuh masa untuk negara. Percayalah, saudara tidak mempunyai bakat seorang politik, sebaliknya saudara mempunyai bakat yang sangat terserlah sebagai seorang tentera, ahli akademik atau pun sebagai PTD.

Mohon, saudara tinggalkan jubah politik UMNO segera. Dan saya percaya ahli-ahli Pemuda UMNO akan bersyukur dalam hal ini. Maafkan saya jika saya berterus-terang dengan nada yang mungkin kurang enak untuk didengar. Wallahualam.

Don't Dream La KJ!!!

2010-05-25T17:05:00.001+08:00

Si Samdol And Si Kitol

2010-05-03T13:22:00.010+08:00

Pity SamDol Badawi, desperately wanted to be regarded

as a hero by selling our sovereignty!!!

Ayoyo Dollah thamby ...... I thought you have already become a history ... but not really. Your "greatness" never failed to impress us all, especially among bloggers. As proven, your managed to shake public confidence even while your were sleeping. And now you are still making headlines while retiring.

Listen SamDol ....... among the biggest political blunders Tun Mahathir committed was getting you as Prime Minister. But I never blamed Tun for that. Your Mr Clean image had provided perfect smokescreen to the evil doers creeping under you skin.

Had Tun Mahathir been able to see the THREE key elements in SamDol Badawi, Tun would never have gotten SamDol close to Putrajaya.

Your stupidity
Son-in-law Khairy
Kamaluddin and Scomi

Yup Samdol ... your stupidity really prevailed. Whatever deals or decisions you made during your tenure turned out to be a loss for the country as well as for the party. But I do believe, out of these losses there were people who received handsome benefit and got their pocket thick.

And tell me SamDol, who gave you the stupid idea of giving away our sovereignty to Brunei. Rocky was talking about possible RM 320 BILLION loss in revenue. As I mentioned, there would always be people benefiting from your stupid deal. Who are they ....... Kamal and KJ?

Well YAB DS Najib ... please get the Royal Commission to find out.

Well Done Soldier!!!

2010-04-26T02:28:00.027+08:00

Two Thumbs Up comrade brothers and sisters. Collectively it was a well planned and coordinated effort to strip Anwar naked and subsequently bring down The Pakatan Reput in Hulu Selangor.

Without you guys playing significant in exposing Anwar's lies and deceptions ... it might have been a different outcome.

You guys have also taught Pakatan Reput a lesson ... that third media not only theirs.

So once again ... BRAVO SOLDIERS!!!

Ops .... I just noticed that none of the pro KJ bloggers were in the list. Well, they don't deserve any compliment at all. From what I heard, the pro KJ bloggers were only looking and seeking for opportunity to fit KJ in, so that KJ could stay relevant ..... OUCHHHHHHHHH

Rio Rasyid Hits On The Right Notes

2010-04-20T21:43:00.003+08:00

Well ... the picture says it all ... HA HA HA

Want more? Reformasin is more than happy to share the laughter.

PACT With The Devil?

2010-04-19T08:00:00.000+08:00

The year was 2002, it was the year Zaid Ibrahim brought Hudud to court. What followed later was a highly anticipated drama ... Zaid was virtually attacked by PAS supporters from all angles ... up and down ... left and right ... not to forget front and rear as well (ops ... I'm not referring to Anwar).

That was when the story about Zaid being a heavy drinker spreading fast like thunder. Having that kind of knowledge about Zaid's behaviour, PAS is still giving full support for Zaid in Hulu Selangor. Urmmmmm ... sounds rather strange than fiction.

Or is it really true that his drinking days are already over?

"Zaid said what distinguished him from other leaders was that he was not a hypocrite."

Well I have one formula for us to consider ... those who claim that they are not hypocrites are actually the worst hypocrites on earth ... HA HA HA!!!

Ops ... I wonder how this picture of Khairy mysteriously managed to get into this blog entry. I guess my dear viewers must have heard of a saying ... SPEAK OF THE DEVIL ... HA HA HA

KJ - Jange Terlajok Manggak!

2010-04-07T04:45:00.006+08:00

Ado sekor ...

anok beghuk ...

Masuk parti UMNO

warno hitei..

hati busuk...

nok jadi PM.... (2x)

kejadie Tuhe..

dipanggil beruk itei..

asalnyo dale hutei...

sejenis hewei... (2x)

kalu pasal peghanga huduh...

diolah yang paling panda...

sokmo dok berlakun kerano dio sayei tuei...

panda-panda beghuk melopat

jatuh tanoh jugok...

nok wi kabar..oghe jahat... jange terlajak manggok...

ooo...oghe zaman dulu...

pakat hambat beghuk...

bimbang ko oghe melayu...

takut jadi hambo... (2x)

nyo kepentinge melayu...

kalu de nyo buoei beghuk... pendek tahun tuh...

nyo melayu jadi hambo dalei negeri....

ooo...sekat bedil ado...

beghuk habih mati...

hok ni lah sayo raso...

kito suka sangat... (2x)

kito manusia...

tinggi mano pon kito ngaji...

nok wak beghuk sekor tentu skali nyo tok jadi ooo...

raso suko sunggoh....

tgk sekor beghuk hitei..

mapuh keno tembok...

sapa tokleh mapuh melayu... (2x)

bulu-bulu pon habis luruh...

air mato bera-bera...

maghi dale baruh bokali keno racun temakar..

The lyric is taken from KJ-10Q blog, and the actual dikir barat song can be found here ... ENJOY ....

Veni Vidi Vici ... So Resign La KJ Thamby!

2010-03-22T06:55:00.001+08:00

Veni Vidi Vici ... don't simply mess with Parpukari!

Veni Vidi Vici ... Parpu came to twitter ... Parpu saw the menacing son-in-law ... and Parpu confronted the traitor in one of the bloodiest battles ... and Parpu manage to conquer. KJ finally could not stand the heat and thus he ran away and blocked Parpukari ... HI HI HI

Ironically, Khairy with his bunch of toothless cyber doggies like Jinggo, Dax, Wenger and the lowly Tepak Thamby could not even manage to confront ONE Parpukari. Well ... I believe it was not easy for KJ troopers to hide KJ's stinky bangkai gajah when it was so obvious ... KAH KAH KAH

And what is more ironic ... KJ has even started behaving like Parpukari. So pity ... a deluded soldier KJ must be after running away from his enemy.

HI HI HI ... IS this the kind of attitude shown by Ketua Pemuda UMNO Malaysia? No wonder the Pemuda UMNO now has become a laughing stock. Come on Dato' Razali, you've got to step in SOON AND FAST before more irreversible damage is done to the party.

Do show us you've got balls Dato' Razali ... make your move to put KJ aside. I can guarantee it won't be that hard. The EXCOs will definitely and solidly support your action because they know KJ is not favoured by the PM. Otherwise Dato' Razali, you simply let KJ damage the party, like what KJ did while he was the NKP.

Say what? Was I talking about damage to the party? HI HI HI

The PR finally admitted that Dollah and Khairy played a big role for their victory in 2008 GE, meaning BN must now kick out Khairy to ensure a BN win with bigger majority ...

makes sense really ... HI HI HI

Finally it has been admitted by PR leaderships that their landslide victory in previous GE was due to the damage been done by Pak Lah and Khairy, as written in Neutral Daily, and I quote:

Sebab itu pada pilihan raya umum lalu kita lihat ada calon yang bertanding dari dalan penjara boleh menang seperti Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri Kota Alam Shah, M. Manoharan dan MP seperti Low Gwo Burne (Kelana Jaya) yang macm OKU bisu yang tak reti nak cakap sepatah apa bahasa pun.

However it should not be a strange phenomenon if KJ toothless doggies like Jinggo and Tepak Thamby are still defending Khairy ... because for these two brothers ... support is not given freely ... it must be exchanged with money ... so they don't freaking care about the party.

Helo helo ... me speak england no ... HO HO HO

Speaking of political support in exchange for money, there is another clown blogger by the name Zaharin Mohd Yasin who used to be very vocal against Dollah and Khairy. Somehow later all the fiery attacks had gone after the clown kissed Dollah's hands ... YUCKS!!!

No kidding ... Zaharin does look like a clown

Why Zaharin the clown suddenly made a 180 degree turn? Perhaps the quote below may provide an answer, as written by Kickdefella ... HA HA HA

Well Zaharin ... stop lying to your FB friends that you are a man of principle. As a matter of fact your pride and honor are actually items for sale ... and now nobody is buying. Were you Zaharin invited for NPC Oscar? HA HA HA

Rumour has it that this "kiss" was really costly

Okey ... back to the title of the blog post ... VENI VIDI VICI ... BRAVO Parpukari ...

Message for Khairy ... I'm now wondering ... are you really capable of confronting the PAKATAN army when you and your toothless doggies could not even manage to confront one Parpukari ... SO BETTER RESIGN LA KJ THAMBY ... LEAVE IT TO DATO' RAZALI ... HI HI HI

AYOYO ... Ni Aje Ke Kerja Ketua Pemuda?

2010-03-03T07:00:00.000+08:00

Ayoyo .... omak punya anak punya Dollah punya menantu punya Nori punya laki ... the best you can do is attacking Parpukari. That's why Pemuda are hardly moving ... the leader is wasting his time twittering.

Sepatutnya ko KJ should make a full use of Youth Wing conveying information to the grass root suporters about the current happenings. Masa aku balik Kelantan baru ni, I learned that information tak sampai ke grassroot supporters pasal AnuWar. So nak berhujah kat kedai kopi pun tak boleh bila orang PAS asyik dok kata si Saiful tu munafik.

What only matters to you now is Parpukari .... sampai berpuluh blog baru tumbuh macam cendawan .... di bawah KJ punya arahan. Tapi yang nyata tak ada substance. Isu yang dimainkan hanyalah menghentam ... HI HI HI

Ni dia aku listkan blog-blog baru yang matlamat kewujudannya hanya satu .... kasi hentam sama Parpu ....

1. 1-mal.blogpost.com

2. jebat2010.blogspot.com

3. 10sibudakhitam.blogspot.com

4. sekupangduas.blogspot.com

5. www.tepakbersulam.com

6. blogger-reform.blogspot.com

And plenty more. I don't need to waste my time giving the full list because these pariah blogs have no quality. Yup ... it is true ... Not even one of the blogs has ever written any articles about jasa-jasa Khairy kepada parti ... which were none really. Their existence is meant to suck KJ until clean and dry .... MUA HA HA

Even though the blogs supporting KJ are plenty in quantity, I can guarantee the administrators are actually one of these three pelacur politik:

1. Bro Jinggo

2. Tepak Bersulam

3. Muhammad Ali

Who are these toothless cyber doggies?

Pasangan pelacur politik adik-beradik,

dulu jilat Azalina, now bertuankan Khairy,

anyone can use their service, janji bayar lebih!

Tepak ni ramai orang dah kenal. Bila si Tepak dah tak boleh berhujah, dia mencarut sampai tak ingat dunia. As a matter of fact Bro Jinggo and Tepak Bersulam merupakan pasangan pelacur politik adik-beradik. They both used to be sucking Azalina .... but now KJ has offered a better price ... MUA HA HA

Muhammad Ali tu pulak not much known about him ... but all I can say he is another coward bred by KJFC. Bila jumpa dia dalam FB si Muhammad gerenti cabut lari.

Back to the story between KJ and Parpukari. Apa la ko KJ thamby ... ko mintak bukti from Parpukari ... tapi yang nampak jelas you're running away from the allegations. Why don't you KJ thamby look at the picture below and tell me what you think ..... passport boy? .... MUA HA HA

WOW ... bukan setakat passport je ... rupanya lagi panjang dia punya cerita .... HA HA HA

Selamat Menyambut Maulidur Rasul

2010-02-26T08:03:00.006+08:00

The birth of a prophet signifies the rebirth of humanity. Prophets lead the way to God and help us discern good from evil.

The 12 of Rabiulawal, the third month of the Islamic calendar, falls the Maulud, the birth anniversary of Prophet Muhammad SAW whom Allah created as rahmat ul alameen, mercy for all realms and worlds.

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT MAULIDUR RASUL.

Wenger At War ... Sadly Wenger Lost The Battle

2010-02-22T08:00:00.000+08:00

Ayoyo Khairy thamby ... omak punya anak punya Nori punya laki ... apa sudah jadi .... lu punya general has lost the battle for ..... urmmm .... uncountable times already.

The routine practiced by Wenger, deleted his blog when he got defeated ... OUCHHH!!! Wenger was again defeated? Wenger deleted his blog? What really happened maa? Psssttt ... it has been electronically proven that Wenger is suffering from multiple personality disorders. Even in blogosphere he played multiple characters like Chairman Kaga, and I think there are a lot more .... MUA HA HA

JENG JENG JENG JENG ... Flashback .... December 2009 .... Wenger abandoned his blog Judge Wenger for no reason, and later he created another blog Wenger At War. Ishhhh .... biar betul ... from Padedoh to Waziboy to Judge Wenger to Wenger At War. Say what? Wenger At War .... HA HA HA .... a deluded soldier always looks for a battle.

Okey .... back to his latest blog .... Wenger At War .... sounds funny, I know, tapi takpe .... follow je cerita. Among the recent posts published at Wenger At War was about Wenger making announcement that he is no longer a KJ supporter .... YEAH RIIIIIIGHT .... DUHHHHH

Deluded Wenger is always imagining

he is a knight protecting the son-in-law Khairy

So my good friend Parpukari wrote a blog post in response to the Wenger's article ...... stating that it was part of Wenger's tricks to pull more bloggers into his camps .... fishy fishy fishy .... HI HI HI

Wenger did turn up at comment department .... and that was when the fiery battle took place. So what really happened in the battle? HE HE HE

Wenger did the usual thing .... praising himself and bragging about his balls. The truth was Wenger got whacked at all angle ... frontal, rear and sideways as well.

The best part was that at the same time KJ made an announcement in twitter about the confrontation at House PK's blog. KJ has given a special name to Wenger .... The Parpu Slayer .... MUA HA HA. Biar betul ko KJ .... pencacai pariah macam Wenger ni pun ko panggil slayer.

Ayoyo .... ni je ke kerja Ketua Pemuda ..... twittering only maa!

Even though my fellow blogpals like House PK, Detguaq and AntiKJ kept pounding Wenger mercilessly during the confrontation, the deadly blow ultimately came from Shamsul Yunos My Anger when he delivered a substantial material pertaining to the MV Agusta sale ...... psssst .... the one that KJ sold for 1 Euro .... HO HO HO

What follows later .... Wenger went missing from the battle field ... and guess what? Someone alerted me in FB that the blog Wenger At War had been deleted. Ayoyo Wenger thamby .... how many times you did this already .... defeated .... delete .... defeated ... delete ... HI HI HI

So Khairy .... ko punya general the so called Parpu Slayer has again been defeated. Maknanya tiga empat hari ni terpaksalah ko harapkan your toothless cyber doggies like Jinggo, Jamil and Tepak Kaki to become your army in virtual reality .... HI HI HI

Sit Jinggo sit .... good doggy .... HI HI HI

Cam ni la KJ ..... I've stated this long time ago, and even nicely put it in my recently published poem .... THAT YOU ARE DOING NO GOOD NEITHER FOR THE PARTY NOR FOR THE COUNTRY. Bila orang buat protest ko pi hijack ..... then kena belasah dengan pro UMNO bloggers ... KESIANNYA ... MUA HA HA

SO KHAIRY .... THIS IS AN ULTIMATUM FROM PIGGY ..... RESIGN LA THAMBY!

I Knew It Already La KJ Thamby!

2010-01-30T00:25:00.009+08:00

OUCHHH! I knew it ....

Mommy! now not only Parpu, Big Dog and Piggy,

the Exco members are also all over me ...

I knew majority of UMNO members are still putting the blame on Dollah and Khairy for the 2008 Tsunami.

I knew many UMNO members believe that Khairy won the KP through bad deals.

I knew only the lowly below average pariah troopers like Bro Jinggo and Tapak Kaki would support Khairy Jamaluddin. To simple mind like us all, supporting KJ is an insult to our intelligent.

I knew that KJ has been sidelined by UMNO big guns, but his troopers keep telling incredible fictions.

I knew that there are still plenty of Exco in Pemuda UMNO who put the priority of the party above their periuk nasi.

I knew that one day the Pemuda Exco will explode after finally noticing KJ is not capable to lead them.

And thank Allah almighty, I learned that the Exco members have already exploded during Thursday's meeting … so please accept the fact Khairy, that you have no use for UMNO and the country ... HI HI HI

Birthday Note To A Traitor - KJ The Son-In-Law

2010-01-12T14:00:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHAIRY,
AND PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY LA THAMBY,
I HOPE YOU'VE STARTED COUNTING DAYS ALREADY,
SINCE YOUR POLITICAL CAREER IS NOW GOING DOWNHILL.

WELL KHAIRY,
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF REALLY,
FOR MESSING UP WITH THINGS BADLY,
AND THE TREMOR WAS STRONGLY FELT IN 2008 GE.

Sorry Honey ... I didn't get the post as deputy.
It was all because of Piggy, Big Dog and Parpukari.

YOUR PRESENCE KHAIRY,
IS DOING NO GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY,
AND NEITHER FOR THE PARTY,
AS PEMUDA UNDER YOU HAVE BECOME PEMUDI,
AND YOU HAVE NO SUPPORT VIRTUALLY,
EITHER IN REAL WORLD OR IN VIRTUAL REALITY,
EXCEPT FOR A FEW TOOTHLESS DOGGIES,
LIKE JAMIL, BRO JINGGO, TEPAK AND REMY.

Sit Jinggo sit .... good doggy !!!

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH KHAIRY,
YOU SHOULD BE HIDING YOUR FACE ALREADY,
FOR THE DAMAGE YOU HAVE CAUSED TO THE PARTY,
BUT KHAIRY WILL ALWAYS BE KHAIRY,
POWER MUST BE HOLD STRONGLY,
TO SERVE YOUR GREED FOR WEALTH AND MONEY.

A blow from Singh has been severe already,
but Big Dog and Parpukari neither have mercy.

SAD TO SAY KHAIRY,
IT IS ENOUGH ALREADY,
WE KNEW YOUR GAME OF TREASON AND TREACHERY,
AND YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH VICIOUS KALI,
SO PLEASE GET YOUR PASSPORT READY,
TO PERMANENTLY DISAPPEAR FROM THIS COUNTRY.

YAB Dato' Seri Najib, Inilah Luahan Hati Kami

2009-12-09T08:00:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum Warramatullahi Wabaraqatuh.

Yang Amat Berhormat Dato' Seri Najib,

Dalam beberapa minggu lepas kami penyokong setia UMNO di ruang siber dikejutkan dengan khabar angin bahawa Khairy akan dilantik sebagai menteri atau timbalan menteri. Khabar angin tersebut juga ditulis oleh blogger senior Tunku Aisha.

Apabila mendengar khabar tersebut saya mengambil inisiatif untuk mengadakan forum terbuka dalam Facebook, bertempat di wall kepunyaan Kelab Penyokong UMNO dan saya pasti tidak memihak kepada mana-mana pemimpin tertentu.

Ramai para blogger pendokong UMNO mengambil bahagian dalam forum tersebut. Suka saya ingatkan YAB Dato' Seri bahawa mereka ini merupakan blogger yang menyokong UMNO atas inisiatif sendiri demi memperjuangkan dan mempertahankan parti.

Nama-nama mereka juga tidak asing lagi seperti Parpu Kari, Khairulnizam Mohd Kasim Anti-Hipokrit, Khairul Ryzal Cucu Tok Selampit, AloqStaq dan Kelab Chedet.

Selain itu beberapa rakan FB turut mengambil, dan mereka ini juga secara aktif terlibat dalam FB mempertahan parti. Antara mereka ialah Matahati Bangsa, Pak Kamaluddin Idrus dan saudara Fadzil Mohamad.

YAB Dato' Seri,

Berikut merupakan catatan dan pandangan blogger pendokong UMNO dari sesi forum tersebut.

YAB Dato' Seri,

Kesimpulan dari forum yang diadakan, tiada seorangpun peserta forum yang boleh memberi pendapat bernas mengapa Khairy perlu dilantik sebagai menteri atau timbalan parti. Malah majoriti berpendapatan bahawa memberi jawatan kepada Khairy sama seperti mengambil langkah melemahkan parti sekali lagi.

Tidak perlu dirisaukan mengenai reaksi penyokong Khairy jika beliau terus-menerus diketepi. Dalam ruang siber penyokong Khairy bukan sahaja tidak mempunyai kekuatan untuk menyokong UMNO, malah mereka langsung tidak mampu mempertahankan Khairy apabila dianjurkan soalan mengenai kerosakan yang telah dilakukan beliau.

Begitu juga di luar sana, Khairy tidak mampu menyatukan Pemuda. Lihat sahaja seminar yang bertempat di Janda Baik, hanya dihadiri oleh 1/3 sahaja perwakilan. Ini merupakan signal yang kuat bahawa Khairy masih lagi tidak diterima.

YAB Dato' Seri,

Saya mendokong penuh transformasi besar-besaran anjuran Dato' Seri, RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN. Dengan adanya platform media ketiga, kami rakyat bawahan kini mampu juga bersuara.

Kami meminta agar Dato' Seri melihat sejenak ke belakang semasa PRU 2008. Antara sebab berlakunya penolakan besar-besaran terhadap BN ialah suara mereka tidak langsung kedengaran di pihak atasan.

Atas dasar RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN, kami amat berharap Dato' Seri mengambil berat luahan dan pendapat rakyat mengenai Khairy, yang masih dilihat sebagai beban besar dan liabiliti kepada parti.

Berani saya katakan bahawa akan berlaku sekali lagi rombongan besar-besaran keluar dari parti jika Dato' Seri memberi sebarang jawatan kepada parti. Luahan ini boleh di baca di blog Tunku Aisha dan Parpu Kari.

Para blogger pendokong UMNO yang cukup cekal mempertahankan parti juga akan menjadi patah semangat apabila Khairy dilantik sebagai menteri atau timbalan menteri. Mereka akan rasa tertipu kerana kecekalan mereka pertahankan selama ini tidak dihargai jika beban besar seperti Khairy diangkat ke status lebih tinggi.

Tambahan pula lebih sukar untuk para blogger pendokong UMNO pertahankan parti jika Khairy diangkat menjadi menteri atau timbalan menteri. Ini adalah kerana nama Khairy cukup sinonim dengan rasuah dan salah guna kuasa semasa pemerintahan Tun Abdullah Badawi. Seperti kata Pak Kamaluddin Idrus:

Memberi jawatan kepada KJ samalah seperti memberi peluru kepada pihak lawan. Jangan rosakkan kestabilan UMNO kerana kepentingan dia.

YAB Dato' Seri,

Beribu ampun dan maaf jika luahan saya ini tidak mengena pada tempat. Demi memegang teguh kepada konsep satu Malaysia, RAKYAT DIDAHULUKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN, dan dengan adanya platform media ketiga, maka saya mengambil kesempatan untuk memberi pandangan yang mewakili pandangan blogger dan rakyat bawahan.

Sekian Wassalam.

Tun On History Channel

2009-11-13T11:00:00.000+08:00

History Channel hasn't been selective. It's been documenting both heroes like Kennedy and Churchill as well as villains like General Noriega and Hitler, and I don't believe Tun Mahathir is classified as the latter.

On this coming Sunday History Channel 555 will air a special one hour documentary about Tun Mahathir. The schedule is as below:

Sunday 15, 7pm - 8pm, Part 1
Sunday 22, 7pm - 8pm, Part 2

Pssssttttt .... exactly at the same day and time Khairy TV will air a special program about Pak Lah entitled Gone In Four Years. Don't forget to watch the preview below!!!

I guess the Dollah's program is rather uninteresting and shall be wasting time. So tune to History Channel 555 on Sunday at 7pm. Let us see what the world says about Tun Mahathir.

One Liners About The Son-Out-Law

2009-11-09T08:00:00.002+08:00

If KJ is an actor, it will be his best to play a traitor!

Not much I'm able to update about the late happenings concerning the son-out-law. From what I learned lately KJ has been purposely denied coverage by main stream media, in contrast to claims made by his troopers that KJ is favored by our Prime Minister.

What else the pathetic troopers could have said apart from writing all the beautiful words about the son-out-law. Should they fail to do that cash is no longer arriving at doorsteps. Psssttt ... even one trooper claimed sleepy Pak Lah had done a better job in his five years of reign compared to his predecessor.

Since there isn't much to say about KJ regarding his current development, why don't we simply come out with one liner jokes about the son-out-law. I've got a few here and perhaps my dear viewers may add a lot more. Here you go:

If KJ is a savior, Hitler is a God sent angel.

Give Khairy a few centimeters, and he thinks he is a ruler.

In sleepy Pak Lah we uncover his dream, in menacing Khairy we uncover his greed.

Obama rises to top from the bottom, Khairy comes from top and is now nose-diving down down down.

If KJ troopers took an IQ test, the result would be NEGATIVE.

The more KJ keeps on trying, the more he is unleashing the demons in him.

KJ will be few steps closer to Putrajaya after he receives SPRM's call.

The only thing shared by Wonderful World of Disney and Delusional World of Khairy is that the mermaids are deadly pretty! HI HI HI

Jom Pi Rembau! For What Ma?

2009-11-05T07:48:00.010+08:00

There has been a rather unfriendly response to Parpukari's article Jom Pi Jerlun. I will not mention where it came from but I reckon my dear viewers could have guessed it would come from one of the KJ's troopers.

It's indeed a dimwitted kind of response because it came from a self-proclaimed pro UMNO blogger. In addition, for what bloody good reason Mukhriz's program to boost economic activities in Jerlun is compared to KJ visiting flood victims.

Knowing that he himself was and still is a liability to his party, there is not much KJ could do to gain publicity or rather sympathy. Therefore KJ makes a full use of his cybertroopers to publish pictures and thus to create impression that KJ is fairly close to the people, HA HA HA.

Now I wonder why Khairy is not able to come up with the same program, Jom Pi Rembau. Perhaps the pictures below may provide the answer.

A rather "warm" welcome, HI HI HI.

Rembau had already dismissed him by 83, HI HI HI

Speaking of KJ's buddy.

Says Unker Zorro, "Cikgu Bad is my buddy, not Khairy"

Unfulfilled promises ..... IMMORAL MP!!!

Someone made a big fuss about bloggers and reporters boarding Firefly. Patut pun ... takde airport kat Rembau

Is there any home stay program in Rembau?

No home stay in Rembau, we all live under water, HA HA HA

Well Khairy, voice of hatred not only coming from blogs and FB, but in reality it also comes from your own constituency, HI HI HI.

SSS Opens A New Promising Chapter

2009-11-01T12:40:00.006+08:00

The crusade for having one school system (SSS) was first initiated by YM Kijang Mas of Demi Negara early this year. The campaign has since been fully supported by the noble knights of Demi Negara as well as the e-patriot community.

Recently SSS has caught the attention of our Prime Minister DS Najib himself. Even though DS Najib has been very cautious in making statement regarding SSS, ask the people as reported by The Star, do we the people have a concrete reason "beyond any argument" to say NO.

Related readings:

1. Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua - Kijang Mas

2. SSS: Is There A Reason To Say No - SatD

3. SSS - Ranjau Sepanjang Jalan - Unker Dal

4. SSS For Better Understanding - Melayu Lama

5. SatD Goes To Parliament - SatD (latest)

6. Bila Robin, NSulong ... Berkata - Unker Dal (latest)

7. Satu Aliran Bukan Mimpi - Kembara Politik (latest)

8. MIC Lauds PM's Statement on Venacular School - Tunku

9. 1 Kerbau Going To 3 Schools - SatD

10. SSS Now And Then - SatD

11. SSS Community

Show your support by signing the petition here, or simply click the above picture.

KJ Jatuh UMNO Kukuh, KJ Belah UMNO Gagah

2009-10-29T17:00:00.001+08:00

While discussing political matter within my FB circle suddenly my fellow knight brother Det Guaq came out with a ravishing tag line that goes perfectly well with our struggle to get rid of KJ the son-out-law:

KJ JATUH UMNO KUKUH,
KJ BELAH UMNO GAGAH

Those words are too beautiful to the extent I'm genuinely inspired to write a pantun specially dedicated to the son-out-law, and it must carry the same title. Here it goes:

KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh,
KJ belah UMNO gagah.

KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh,
Sudah terang lagi bersuluh,
Jangan pula tunggu disuruh,
Harapnya si KJ tidaklah bodoh.

You want peace you've got to leave in one piece...
and stop crying please!!!

KJ belah UMNO gagah,
Tapi Bro Jinggo jadi gelabah,
Macam askar hilang arah,
Periuk nasi tertutup sudah.

KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh,
Dalam parti no more kecoh,
Barisan Pemuda kembali utuh,
Kepada Razali mereka patuh.

KJ belah UMNO gagah,
Parpu sergah KJ gelabah,
Dihantar SMS nak bincang masalah,
Parpu just kata CAIT POORAH!!!

KJ jatuh UMNO kukuh,
Bukan kami nak cari gaduh,
Tapi si KJ memang gelojoh,
Sana sini bikin kecoh.

Do I look like a trouble maker? Denial!

Selagi KJ tak serah kalah,
Kami tetap akan belasah,
Tanpa mengira penah lelah,
Supaya UMNO kembali gagah.

KJ JATUH UMNO KUKUH,
KJ BELAH UMNO GAGAH

Parpu Kari Hits 1 Million

2009-10-28T03:56:00.010+08:00

Probably many would consider that reaching 1 million hits is not such a big fuss nowadays, I agree. However for an unpaid pro UMNO blogger who just started his blog last December and reached 1 million hits in less than a year, I would consider it as an achievement, and Parpu Kari deserves a compliment. Congratulation.

Even though words spread in blogosphere as well as in FB circle that Parpu's blog should only be treated like a pinch of salt, a simple fact we cannot simply deny is that House of PK is able to attract audience and crowds. In average House of PK manages to get around 8000 hit daily.

Psssttt ... there's a blog known as prokhairy.com established for more than two years. Has it reached 1 million? It won't because the blog has zero substance and most of the time zero audience.

House of PK normally dwells with the troubling PAKATAN as well as the menacing son-in-law, a stinky garbage left by Dollah. Parpu believes that as long as Khairy is still in UMNO, the party is burdened with a heavy liability, and this notion is genuinely shared by many.

For that reason Parpu has created enemies at all angles, either from PR supporters or within UMNO circle, particularly among pro KJ bloggers. Recently Parpu has been falsely accused of stealing money from UMB, an allegation made by a full time KJ ass kisser that goes by the name Jamil Abdul Rahman. Wow the conflict has now turned sour and personal.

The truth is even officers in UMB were not aware of the allegation. It was purely fabricated by KJ's goons to tarnish Parpu's reputation. Well Parpu was not alone, and Parpu has never been alone. If the conflict becomes even dirtier there will more knights surfacing to confront the evil force of son-in-law known as the joker boys.

Tolong Omak! Jamil! Jinggo! Remy! ...
Parpu and Piggy nak belasah kita lagi ... HU HU HU

With this 1 million hit, Parpu knows he's got audience, and I reckon that Parpu becomes more determined to further proceed with what he truly believes in, unmask the troubling PR and expose the manacing son-in-law.

SO KJ JOKER BOYS, SOMETHING I'VE GOT TO REMIND ... THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING !!!

Bangsar Is Better Than Majlis Hari Raya

2009-10-19T02:11:00.008+08:00

Among the reasons why Dollah was overwhelmingly despised during his four years of reign was that Dollah never held to his promises. That's why Dollah is known as Mr Flip-flopper. The rate Dollah was lying was genuinely alarming, to the extent some people were shocked with the kind of changes that took place in Mr Clean.

Dollah is the worst PM we ever had, no doubt about that. His name is becoming significantly smaller and smaller, and I guess he will later be totally ignored. Ironically some pathetic bloggers tried to deny the facts that Mr Clean was actually Mr Messy by publishing articles that placed Dollah as a mythical figure ... WA KA KA KA.

KJ's pathetic troopers are actually a kind of pathetic life creature that lives on sucking KJ's balls. Their very existence in cyber world is to write articles that make it sound Pak Lah and KJ are still relevant though the substance written is purely nonsense.

Me speaks no fiction buddy! I found this comment in FB the night N31 BP was declared a victory.

What was Dollah's contribution exactly that lead to BP's victory?

SEE .... you now what I mean buddy? HI HI HI .....

Okey back to Dollah story. Knowing that he is gradually forgotten, Dollah should make a full use of any invitation to meet the people in the process to clear the water. Hoever, the fact is once a liar always a liar though his kain pelikat is severely on fire.

Dollah didn't turn up for a Majlis Hari Raya at Ancasa Hotel organized by supporters from his constituency, Kepala Batas and the reason was due to bad health. However at the same time Dollah was spotted at Bangsar with his beloved son-out-law.

Ayoyo Dollah ... why like that one maaa? Your name is slowly fading and disappearing into the thin air and you still can afford to enjoy a night life at Bangsar instead of meeting your humble supporters. I heard that a group seven buses had come all the way from Kepala Batas to celebrate Hari Raya with Dollah at Ancasa Hotel.

How could you Dollah give such a lame excuse for not showing up at an event while you were the main guest? This wasn't the first time Dollah shattered people's hope. And worst still Dollah had obviously lied. He preferred to go to Bangsar instead of meeting the people, was this another bad advice from your son-out-law?

Pity you Dollah, such a high hope given to you in 2004 but it was shattered to pieces in the hands of your son-out-law. Thank God you had found the exit door, or things could have been worst now.

KJ The Son-Out-Law, Please Read The Signal

2009-10-15T02:06:00.011+08:00

Epilogue:

While Dollah was reining Khairy moved and messed with things freely using his certificate of marriage. Dollah has gone, so the certificate is only a legal paper now to allow Khairy and Nori engaging in sexual relation legitimately, or in simpler term - mating legally.

Khairy has spoken at UMNO assembly ........ so what's the big deal? Thanks to his public speaking skill, and the kind of applause received - I would say 304% bought confidence and 0% substance. No wonder KJ introduced the five pillars and one of them is "relevant", the true fact is that KJ has been sidelined.

Khairy has been sidelined by UMNO big guns - this is not just another baseless allegation albeit his troppers would come very quick to deny. Well what do we expect from pathetic troopers like Bro Jinggo and Pejuang Siber who are only being paid to suck balls.

Ironically the pathetic KJ troopers simply denied the obvious. If only they had read between the lines, they would have learned that their master the son-out-law is indeed an outcast in UMNO. The notion that KJ is an outcast has been further magnified when his name was excluded in the cabinet lineup.

Being excluded from cabinet lineup, Khairy should have read the signal that by all means he is not wanted in UMNO. A dignified man would simply retreat when a strong signal like that was sent to him. However a political animal like Khairy knows no shame and boundary.

While Dollah was reining Khairy moved and messed with things freely using his certificate of marriage. Dollah has gone, so the certificate is now only a legal paper to lawfully allow Khairy and Nori engaging in sexual relation legitimately, or in simpler term - mating legally.

Don't worry honey, though I can no longer be messing with things, the certificate still allows us to mate legally

Ambitious Khairy knows no boundaries to serve his appetite for destruction. He knew that if he had lost the KP UMNO post, his mission to achieve political supremacy would have been shattered. By all means he had to grab the KP post even though it was against the wishes of grass root supporters.

What happened at N31 BP is another reminder that the son-out-law should have read the signal. Opinions from grass root must be seriously taken in order to win election. It's a true fact and beyond any argument that Khairy failed to find ground at grass root level. Khairy is still vividly seen as a liability that once nearly brought the party to its knee.

Go on Khairy, keep on acting as if we don't know what you are doing. The colossal amount of money that you earned while being jobless can be used to handsomely pay you pathetic troopers or to produce D Grade movie. But Khairy the true fact remains - you are despised at every corner of the earth, if only you are able to read the signal.

Selamat Hari Raya and Maaf Zahir Batin

2009-09-19T10:25:00.008+08:00

Eid Mubarak especially to my blogger friends Kak MANTRA, Comrade Parpu Kari, Comrade CTS, Comrade Jeff Damien, Unspinners, Ondastreet, Pisau, GAP, Ondastreet, Kumbang, Doc Sid and Tok Ghimau.

Not forgetting are the bloggers that I used to consider as my mentors in blogosphere. They are again MANTRA, Dato' Sam, Tok Pawi, Dato' and Datin Sak, Madam Tigress, Dato' Khusairi, Tunku, Voicey, Tuan Lawyer Kampung, Mr Ismail N, Tuan Husin Lempoyang, Mr Zubli Zainordin and of course the witty JMD.

Also top on my list are the knights of Demi Negara Order, lead my YM Tuan Kijang Mas, Abe Mat Cendana, Unker Wah, Abe Sat D, Unker Dal and Bro Melayu Lama.

With the same importance are the followers, visitors and commentators of Darker Side, without your support The Darker Side would not have come this far, thank you. Rest assure dear friends, I'll keep on exposing Khairy the son-out-law as I truly believe he is a traitor to UMNO.

Last but not least are my opponents the joker boys who to these days haven't yet shown a sign of giving up sucking the anak omak KJ. My words to the boys, WAIT FOR MY RETURN, I'LL GET KHAIRY GANTUNG SELIPAR JEPUN.

Selamat Hari Raya and Maaf Zahir Batin.

There Was A Dream That Was UMNO

2009-08-29T07:00:00.002+08:00

I have made it clear that I never was an UMNO member. I have written a post to explain with reasons why I didn't join party and become an active member. But no doubt I am an UMNO sympathizer.

Though the late happenings have somehow put UMNO in grievous jeopardy, I still have faith in the party. I had seen the light in UMNO through the struggle of my late father and his fellow UMNO supporters.

Back in the 70s in Kelantan, I saw with my naked eyes how UMNO workhorses wholeheartedly put their effort to bring glory for the party. They went deep into rural areas riding motorcycles to meet kampung folks and to learn about the latter's can of worms. They even spent their own money for the petrol without expecting anything in return.

These mighty UMNO fighters were the people who had built the unshakable pillars for the party, that the years to come the party grew forcibly strong. Most of these fighters had received the God's calling, may they rest in peace, Al-Fatihah kepada arwah pejuang UMNO yang bermandikan peluh demi menmartabatkan agama dan bangsa.

What we have today in UMNO are the people who knew almost nothing about struggle. Especially among Pemuda, they tend to grab any position in the party to ensure that they can enjoy the privileges and luxuries. Names like Azeez Rahim and Khairy, they are blood sucking leeches who mercilessly abuse their position in the party for personal gain.

Anak merdeka according to Azeez Rahim?

There was a dream that was UMNO, shall be again realized. This is the wish of the previous UMNO fighters who had fought wholeheartedly to bring glory for the party.

The dream will never again become a reality as long as there is liability in the party that goes by the name Khairy.

MERDEKA MERDEKA MERDEKA!

FACTS FACTS FACTS - Nak Nolong Pun Dah Tak Dapek!

2009-08-21T06:00:00.006+08:00

THOSE WHO NEVER LEARNED FROM HISTORY ARE DOOMED!

It is a fact that in 2004 the newly wed son-in-law smoothly slid into number 2 spot as Timbalan Ketua Pemuda UMNO in a well orchestrated political drama. What happened later is that KJ was applauded with a BIG BOOOO!!! The core issue here, what was the basis, the merit and the reason that enable KJ to be elected unopposed to the post of Deputy UMNO Youth Head of Malaysia in 2004?

It is a fact that KJ had been given 4 years to prove what he was worth when he was enjoying the post as TKP UMNO. However what he had been doing all those while was to abuse power to serve his greed for political influence and fiscal wealth. The rest of the story can be found at JMD.

It is a fact that jobless Khairy accumulated so much money while the father-in-law was still reining. Just simply look at the picture below, a person who had only certificate of marriage could afford to move around like a royal fleet. Where did he get his money?

The Royal Fleet of Tengku Khairy

It is a fact that Khairy orchestrated the downfall of Khir Toyo using Media Prima as a tool. KJ slowly and systematically brought death to KT's political career by having TV3 consistently exposing the weaknesses of Selangor Government throughout the year of 2007 and 2008.

Who really did damage the party's credibility?
Neither Piggy nor Parpu Kari, it is anak omak Khairy!

It is a fact that Khairy had done irreversible damage to BN prior to 2008 general election. Many things actually happened, among them was a racial statement that sparked anger among MCA Youth, not to mention bad advices given to Pak Lah by 4th floor boys. The damage done by Khairy was later translated to overwhelming hatred by the public, and subsequently they expressed their anger through ballot paper.

It is a fact that Khairy shared the guilt for BN's bad performance in 2008 General Election. Limelight craving Khairy suddenly disappeared from TV screen for a weeks after the 2008 GE. When he reappeared on TV, the microphone loving Khairy suddenly lost for words and looked like a deluded soldier.

This microphone loving creature suddenly lost for words

It is a fact the KJ supporters in blogosphere are the kind of pathetic life form. Their existence serves only one purpose, to promote and write about the son-in-law for what KJ IS NOT.

Parpu Kari recently published a post that revealed these paid troopers that I used to label them as the joker boys. I shall say no further, but judging from their comments we could simply get the impression about their level of intelligent.

KJ trooper?

It is a known fact that even in cybersphere KJ has more haters than supporters. I spoke about this many times so there is no point for repetition. Currently the number of haters in FB is 9340 while the number of supporters is pathetically 304. WOW! Was it the number of delegates that voted for Khairy?

304? The number is still haunting the anak omak forever!

It is a fact that KJ is now being sidelined by many UMNO big guns. It is so sad that KJ has got to use the platform of MIC and T Mohan specifically to voice out his plea, "give me a cabinet post please!" I wonder why Pemuda UMNO themselves were not united to voice out such a plea on behalf of their KP? I guess they perfectly knew that Khairy is the liability to the party.

Dey Tambi, no matter how loud you are crying,
the cabinet post is yet far reaching!

History tells us that Khairy is full of liability. Being alone by himself now with no more father-in-law, KJ has no where to go. The only place he can turn to is his cyber troopers. For that reasons these paid bloggers keep on writing and publishing ass-kissing materials.

Bloggers who go against KJ are labeled as traitors to UMNO. Am I really qualified to be labeled as traitor? What I have been doing so far is to let UMNO supporters learn a lesson of history! Who had severely damaged the party's credibility? There is no point to move forward while the party is burdened with a heavy baggage known as Khairy.

Quantum Of Solace Part 2

2009-08-18T07:48:00.012+08:00

PART I

PART II

Dominic Green:
Fellow investors, our strategy is so far working well as planned. Our boy has successfully diffused himself into the main stream government party. For the last four years he has followed our orders creating commotions in the party, making himself as liability and tragically destroying credibility of the governing party.

So fellow investors, we put our money on the right guy, the wonder boy. Soon when the targeted government turns upside down, we move in offering our assistance and in return we shall negotiate for luscious economic control.

M:
Bond, I received reliable information that Dominic Green and his Quantum movement are currently targeting a peaceful country in Southeast Asia. We do not want our ex-colony going into political turmoil. Furthermore we are still selling plenty our goods to the country, thus any political repercussion may slightly hurt British economy.

Double O Eleven Chimps Bond

Chimps Bond:
Nothing much to tell now M, I recently learned from my informer that Dominic Green has his wonder boy diffusing deeply into the government, and the boy has since been messing well for four years.

M:
Tell me more about the wonder boy Bond.

Chimps Bond:
He is an Oxford graduate, that's all I know so far.

M:
Jeez, I never knew Oxford also trained students to become traitors to their nations. Well Bond your mission is to go to the country and find more about the wonder boy. On your arrival you'll be met with your US counterpart, Megan Fox. She probably has a lot to tell about the wonder boy, but Chimps do ask her only for information and nothing more. I know that she has a lot more to offer.

Chimps Bond:
Yes Maam.

Megan Fox:
Welcome to Southeast Asia Mr. Chimps Bond. Your are at my service.

Chimps Bond:
What kind of service, be specific please, personal or professional?

Megan Fox:
Bond will always be Bond. I can assist you professionally by giving you information that you desperately needed about the wonder boy. On personal ground, if you lack of fire power I can ask my friends the autobots to assist you on that. As a matter of fact Optimus Prime is here for Mega Sales Carnival.

Chimps Bond:
Tell me Megan about the wonder boy.

Megan Fox:
He orchestrated a political play of the century. The local government is now aware about the wonder boy and his treacherous plot. And for that reason the government didn't offer the wonder boy any cabinet post even though he had won quite a substantial position in the party. The government is in the process of eliminating the wonder boy, so tell your M there's nothing to worry at all.

Chimps Bond:
If that's the case I should be more worried. The master of the wonder boy Dominic Green doesn't take failure as an option, perhaps they are now working on plan B. I've got to get close to the wonder boy and learn about his current movement.

Megan Fox:
Wow that sounds scary. I have to remind you Bond don't be so hard on the wonder boy. He is the type of person who will cry and run straight away to his mother whenever he gets pressured. Locally the wonder boys is known as anak omak. So your hardness Bond may be needed for some other occasion.

Chimps Bond:
Don't worry Megan, I'll project the hardness to the right destination. Would you like to have a piece of the action?

Megan Fox:
If you talk about action-packed thriller, no thank you Bond, I've had enough in Transformer. About the hardness, it may be worth considered.

Chimps Bond:
Do take your whole life time to consider, and at the mean time stay away from Cucu Tok Selampit and Bro Ahmad, they might just be dangerous!

Megan Fox:
Ha Ha Ha...Don't worry! Bumble Bee is protecting me 24 7, so I don't need them and definitely I don't need you Double O Eleven Mr. Chimps Bond.

TO BE CONTINUED......

KJ Has Become Fun Fair Politician!

2009-08-15T19:30:00.007+08:00

The term "fun fair" as an adjective normally refers to singers who are on the downfall or not having many fans. These singers occasionally make appearance at fun fair because they are not capable of pulling big crowd for a concert. I guess the same term may be used for a politician who is heading for a downfall of his career.

Now what is the catch? About the event at Shah Alam last night - the kind of publicity given by Utusan last week might have have created the impression that it would be an event of the year by Ketua Pemuda UMNO, and I quote:

"Saya (Khairy) dengan ikhlas hati mempelawa Dewan Pemuda Pas untuk bersama-sama Pemuda UMNO menyertai ceramah umum itu yang bakal diadakan pada 14 Ogos ini di Shah Alam"

That's why I said it should have been an event of the year organised by Ketua Pemuda UMNO. Why?

First it was a golden opportunity to condemn and whack DAP.
Second, the occasion was organised by Ketua Pemuda UMNO himself, so I was expecting UMNO youths from all over the country would turn up to show their support.
Third Khairy personally invited PAS Youths to join the event condemning DAP, thus there should be a crowd of both UMNO and PAS supporters.

However what actually happened last night at Shah Alam was really an embarrassment, it was quiet with plenty of empty seats. Ha ha ha.... so much of KJ is moving forward and KJ is gaining support, the usual phrase I heard from KJ troopers. It seems that Khairy himself was not even capable of pulling Selangor UMNO youths to attend.

The kind of response seen in the last night event could simply draw to conclusions that

everybody is turning their back on Khairy as he is still considered as liability to the party,
and KJ has been ignored by UMNO big guns, thus UMNO supporters are staying away from his events.

How about the stories which were made loud by KJ troopers that KJ is now moving for forward and gaining support? My answer is simple, they the troopers are paid just to do that. In actually fact KJ has now become fun fair politician, and I guess KJ will soon be a fun fair clown!!!

What Connects The Dots?

2009-08-14T00:00:00.007+08:00

Strange political events that occurred lately have further confused and puzzled me about Khairy:

On August 11 PKR and PAS launched Merdeka Celebration at Rembau while they were perfectly away that the next by-election is at far North. They could have saved the cost by having the launch up North. Why Rembau, perhaps Cikgu Bad is sending us a signal that Khairy soon is joining the party, hi hi hi.

During Rembau gathering, Mat Sabu also did mention that Pak Lah Al Tidori is joining the PAKATAN very soon. Ha ha ha, you people can have Dollah Badawi for free. My advice to Dollah, if you jump to PAKATAN don't forget to bring along the trash you have left behind.

Within these few days KJ clowns have been relatively quiet reporting on KJ's actitivities. What they have published recently are articles ridiculing Piggy and Parpu Kari.

KJ kept silent when TS Muhyidin was challenged by Anwar, as if KJ as Ketua Pemuda was no longer interested to defend his UMNO superior. KJ clowns are only making noise that Khairy was an earlier victim of Anwar Ibrahim compared to Muhyiddin.

The notion that KJ is no longer interested in UMNO is also supported by MSO. He says that KJ is now not only isolated by UMNO big guns, but KJ himself is also knocking on opposition door.

Of all these incidents, what connects the dots..........well Parpu Kari has got a lot more to tell about Anak Omak.

Anak Ayah, Anak Mak, Anak Omak!

2009-08-11T07:08:00.009+08:00

ANAK AYAH

" Daddy, when I grow up I like to become a doctor like you are"

The term refers to a son who admires his father so much to the extent he wants to follow every footstep that the father has made.

ANAK MAK

Well I could be wrong for this one. The term may refer to a child who feels more secured in the presence of his or her mother.

ANAK OMAK!

Forgive me, I don't mean to offend the N9 netizens. In fact the person who proposed the term Anak Omak also comes from Negeri Sembilan.

This is a new term that I like to suggest to Dewan Bahasa. The term refers to a young and ambitious politician who goes straight to his mum whenever he get reprimanded by fellow politicians, bloggers or opponents. In response the mother will confont the person in such a hostile manner.

It is an open secret among netizens that KJ's mother Rahmah has many times interfered in matters concerning government administration and UMNO. Big Dog once reported that Dato' Seri Rafidah Aziz got scolded by Rahmah through a phone call. It started with Rafidah sending 16 pages letter to flip-flop PM and the content of the letter heavily criticised the flip-flopper and his menacing son-in-law.

Rafidah paid a heavy price for sending the letter, whereby unexpectedly she received a phone call from KJ's mother and of course the conversion between Rafidah and Rahmah had to be a belligerent kind. So pity KJ has to run to mommy whenever he lacks of intellectual capacity as well as working neurons to confront his opponents.

My reliable source also informed me that not only Rafidah has become the victim of KJ's mommy. Tun Dr Siti Hasmah Ali and celebrity blogger Dato' Kadir Jasin have also become the victims being scolded by KJ's mommy. I wonder how far is the truth.

Mommy, Piggy whacked me again, please do something!

Now what and who the hell is this Rahmah, KJ's mummy? Perhaps she feels that people must listen to her because his son is married to a daughter of Prime Minister. I tell you what KJ's mommy, if you are still not aware the flip-flop Pak Lah is no longer there. Your son now is really alone because he has no one to depend on.

Since flip-flopper father-in-law has no power now, KJ can no longer run to mommy whenever he is challenged politically, perhaps Khairy will soon run to Piggy, hi hi hi!

KJ, Selangor Gangsters and Jack Daniel

2009-08-09T22:18:00.011+08:00

I thought I've been harsh enough on KJ when I called him Bodoh Dalam Pandai, and that was actually quoted from Harimau. But Cucu Tok Wan of Depa Kata has been more brutal, calling KJ a political animal.

I wonder what kind issues KJ would play to lure PAS Youth to join him condemning the Gangster of Selangor DAP. If one the agenda is about to ban selling alcohol to Muslim-majority areas, definitely KJ must think twice. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY??? Just click maaa!!!

KJ is now in desperate move. He would scavenge anything on earth to prolong his political career and to make him stay relevant. I wonder will KJ call for banning of alcohol in Selangor? Because if he does Mr Jack Daniel will be really really really mad.

CHEERs, TAKE-BEER, or whatever, but do enjoy the pictures.

More stories can be found here, were made available by Tuan Husin the camel trader.

KJ Bodoh Dalam Pandai - Says Tok Harimau

2009-08-08T23:36:00.018+08:00

I MUST BE a smart guy you know because I went to Oxfart

(please Wenger don't make noise,

the spelling mistake was made on purpose)

Harimau Menaip is also friend of mine who knew me prior to the days of The Darker Side (TDS). Before I created TDS, I was an active commentator at famous blogsites like Rocky, JMD, Kickdefella, Lawyer Kampung, Husin and Voicy. However two particular blogs that I never missed making my appearance, Harimau and DES.

They both Harimau and DES not only among my closest blogpals, but also encouraged me to create my own blog to voice out ideas. So those who accused me being a paid blogger, Harimau and DES could readily testify on my behalf. I'd like to remind here - please do your research thoroughly Raksasa BN before coming out with any wild accusation.

What can I say about Harimau, well politically he is standing on neutral ground. Harimau is always very vocal against any corrupt practice, doesn't matter it comes from government and opposition. However there is another matter that Harimau deserves a great respect form me - he's got a thick Malay blood running in him.

I'm begging to PAS members please join me whack DAP,

otherwise my political career will be as good as dead vege

So what about Harimau's latest article, KJ Bodoh Dalam Pandai. Khairy called PAS Youth to join UMNO and himself condemning DAP as the root of all troubles in Selangor government, and I quote:

"Saya (Khairy) dengan ikhlas hati mempelawa Dewan Pemuda Pas untuk bersama-sama Pemuda UMNO menyertai ceramah umum itu yang bakal diadakan pada 14 Ogos ini di Shah Alam"

KJ should first get all the BN components unite behind him to go against DAP, especially MCA, GERAKAN and MIC. I wonder weather the water is clear now because back in 2006 KJ made a racist remark and sparked anger among MCA Youths, it can be found here.

I don't know what they are talking about, but definitely they really are pissed with Khairy

It seems that KJ is not capable of gathering all youth representatives in BN components for a reason that Khairy is still a liability to BN. MCA Youth is still waiting for an apology form Khairy.

KJ must first prove to the public eye that there is unity in BN component parties. By inviting PAS to condemn fellow opposition, not only Khairy is betraying the trust of BN component parties, but Khairy is also extremely ambitious to break apart the PAKATAN Anwar. Unless KJ and Anwar have hidden agenda, hu la la!

Such a grievous political stunt Khairy is pulling here, I wonder why? Khairy is now desperate because his move is severely restricted. Thus he will utilise every opportunity available to make himself stay politically relevant, like making alliance with opposition to whack another opposition. HA HA HA DREAM ON.........

Wow Parpu Is Now Comparable to KP UMNO!!!

2009-08-06T14:48:00.011+08:00

Parpu Kari, a friend of mine was nobody to net dwellers before December last year. However being so fed up with unhealthy political developments especially in UMNO, Parpu - as many others did, finally resolved to cyberspace to express his thought and ideas, and thus Parpu Kari was born in virtual world.

In his early days Parpu made it clear that he hated any kind of corrupt practices in UMNO, as well as the person who abused the position of his father-in-law to grab more power.

To cut the story short Parpu Kari has now become a big name in blogosphere with an average of 7000 hits a day. Parpu's style is always preditable, hit hard and hit often, and for that reason certain parties could not stand the offence.

It it also a known fact either within UMNO Pemuda as well Parpu's regular visitors that Parpu has been very vocal against the corrupt son-in-law. For that reason the leader of KJ cybertroopers Bro Jinggo once proposed a peace treaty, hoping that cyber attacks on KJ would be stopped immediately. The proposal was written in a blog that belongs to a mysterious lady Maya Khairy.

Bro Jinggo, the top general of joker boys, psssttt.....this so called elitist can't even speak English

Well so much of peace treaty when suddenly Bro Jinggo published a post that can be considered as an attempt to mercilessly humiliate Parpu Kari. The article was copied from Wenger, another deluded soldier of the son-in-law. Usual thing among KJ bloggers, copy and publish the same articles by all the joker boys, hardly they come with their own ideas.

The article that was meant to humiliate Parpu Kari carries a title Politik Pembangunan vs Politik Parpu Kari. I wonder did these joker boys realize by having that kind of title, they lifted the status of Parpu the same as Ketua Pemuda UMNO. Hello jokers, Parpu is only an unpaid blogger.

I guess it is rather a waste of time to read the article because the contents must be ass kissing in nature. However I may quote a few things to show inconsistency between KJ's menacing activities and KJ's economic policies.

Daddy to Nori, my friends want some APs, can you handle that for me?

Much of the substance in the article is dealing with National Automobile Policy and AP, and I quote:

"Dan kita mengenakan cukai yang cukup tinggi kepada kereta impot. Dan kita memberi peluang perniagaan kepada beberapa orang melalui sistem AP iaitu sebuah sistem yang berpaksi di atas sijil sakti - surat kertas yang lebih berharga dari seketul emas, surat boleh ditukarkan kepada wang ringgit dan dimana satu sijil tu berharga diantara 10,000 - 15,000."

He he he...I remember that the AP story was among the early sign of Dollah's weakness. However during those days many UMNO Pemudas still carried balls being vocal and challenging Rafidah to reveal the truth about AP commotion.

And lately who became the AP King, he is no other than Dato' Shahrin, an Exco of UMNO Putera and of course a friend of Khairy Jamaluddin. The 1200 APs were given to Shahrin while Dollah was still reining. Any relation?

Poor Wenger, trying to straighten thing that his master has badly been messing. What you wrote Wenger in the quote above may sound like an envy. Do you Wenger wish to have also been given the APs by Khairy? I guess to do so you should be kissing Khairy more regularly.

Speaking of kissing, as a matter of fact Wenger did lotsa kissing and I quote:

"Kalau saya kata dia hensem, memang betul dia hensem."

Ha ha it makes me wonder Wenger are you straight or not?

Now what is it with the title Politik Pembangunan vs Politik Parpu Kari. Does that mean comparing KJ's economic plans with Parpu's articles make KJ a better leader? DUHHH.....grow up you people and GET REAL!!!!

Natural Selection - The Art Of Deception

2009-08-04T14:39:00.009+08:00

Sometimes survival means lying, pretending or adapting in place

Darwin's natural selection described in layman term:

Species less suited to the environment are less likely to survive while species more suited to the environment are more likely to survive.

I never was a fan of Darwin's evolution. The Islamic teaching strictly prevented me to somehow believe that the origin of man was monkey.

As a matter of fact my rejection on Darwin's theory wasn't solely based on blind faith. During my college years a few of my professors agreed that the perfect balance in our ecosystem is an artful work of the Almighty God.

However there is a twist in the theory as the current happenings are in favour to Darwin. If Darwin were still living today, he would be extremely happy that his natural selection is in the making.

How could PAS survive in a hostile environment of chameleonic Anwar and "over my dead body" Karpal

The natural selection theory says that a species must adapt to hostile environment in order to survive, and this is what I am now seeing in PAS. I mean by principle how could PAS survive in an environment which is not at all friendly to the party.

PAS has to adapt to both Islamic phobia DAP and rojak-style liberal PKR. PAS for one thing opts for total Islamic country as written in the party constitution.

Nizar's candle is a YES now though it may lead to "syirik"

Instead PAS has gradually been adapting itself to the new hostile environment. Current happenings in the party have clearly proven that the adaption has taken place.

When Nik Aziz make a rather surprising statements on Eli's obscene pictures, Nizar's candle and Selangor gangsters - it shows that PAS has undergone very severe genetic mutation.

The party constitution actually shapes the party and sets the objective of the main struggle. Once the constitution underwent mutation to better adapt to the hostile environment the party has actually lost its main purpose of existence . Thus the party gradually is evolving to become totally another species, not the same kind.

PAS also says YES to immoral conduct

Therefore one last question I like to ask to PAS, what is the main purpose for the existence of PAS? Is it to achieve the objective of main struggle or just to conveniently adapt to the hostile environment to stay relevant.

If the answer is the latter, no doubt PAS is now lying, pretending and adapting in order to prolong its survival in PAKATAN's hostile world. This is part of the game called DECEPTION.

Dey Stephen Tamby, Are You Both The Same Species

2009-08-01T00:26:00.011+08:00

A few puzzling questions that I have been keeping in my mind, and I hope my dear viewers could provide the kind of answers that are straight to the point.

If KJ is so great out there why his supporters in blogosphere are the type of lowly ass kissing idiots who see nothing wrong at all with the son-in-law. Names like Pejuang Bangsa, Bro Jinggo and Wenger are too familiar. If these bloggers intellectually challenged, they stay silent and keep their distance.
Whenever articles whacking KJ are written based on facts and figures, KJ defenders in blogosphere will never come for rebuttal. As a matter of facts, different kind of maggot troopers will be loitering with lowly comments repeatedly. So my point is if this is the quality of his followers, the worst quality is expected from the leader.
KJ should have many Oxford friends in blogosphere since KJ himself is an Oxford graduate, but the truth is ..psssstt.. most of pro KJ bloggers are English illiterate. So where are KJ Oxford friends? Perhaps these Oxford graduates are too embarrassed to be connected to the son-in-law.
Why prominent bloggers in virtual world never spoke a word about the elusive quality of the son-in-law. I could not recall big names like JMD, Voicy, Rocky, Kijang Mas, Tok Scribe and Melayu Lama wrote an article dedicating to praising the son-in-law. Tok Sak is a different case and many times Tok Sak has been confronted intelligently as well as furiously whenever he wrote articles praising Khairy.

Opsss sorry, I just found one blogger by the name Stephen Doss. I am not so sure whether it is a compliment or an insult to have categorized Stephen Doss as one of the big name bloggers. I believe the latter.

This Stephen Tamby recently wrote an article entitled Khairy Jamaludin Satu Enigma. Out of curiosity I googled to find out whether these two are somehow related. I found one, their relation goes back as early as 2007 when they both were marching to Burmese Embassy. So much of political rhetoric, what I've heard lately is that Pemudas are not playing politics on the streets.

Enigmatic Khairy and two-face Stephen, what a good combination!

And now Stephen Tamby is a guest writer for KJFC, a fan club for Khairy. Phewwitt!!! Good on you Stephen, I guess you are now smiling to the bank. Since Stephen Tamby is befriending an enigmatic person, will he also become the two-face villain?

Sow what is the point of writing this article. My point is very clear, how could I be convinced that KJ has leadership quality when his supporters in blogosphere are REALLY REALLY REALLY PATHETIC.

Dear Son-in-law, Your Fly Doesn't Grow Any Bigger With FB Number

2009-07-28T06:40:00.013+08:00

Mommy, this boy says my fly is small

Recently I found a female alliance in blogospshere. I've got to know her when she left a comment at mine, and this nice lady goes by the name Maya Khairy.

Thanks to Maya Khairy as well, I learnt that KJ joker boys and girls launched KJFC, a fan club for Khairy in FB. As a matter of fact I have already published an article that dealt with KJ's FB supporters and haters, which can be found here.

Even as we speak the number of supporters who joined the hate group is 9185, increased by 302 in one month. Sadly the number of supporters in KJ support group is currently only 306, increase by 1 compared to the number when I published the post last month.

When I revealed this humiliating KJ's FB number about a month ago, KJ joker boys lead by J Khairy Wenger invited us for a dialogue. My answer to Wenger was simple, no dialogue at all with supporters to a traitor.

When Wenger offered a talk,

my answer was simple - no talk at all for a traitor

I guess after being humiliated by the number of supporters, KJ has mobilized his joker boys and girls to set up a fan club known as KJFC. I've got to warn dear viewers that KJFC is nothing close to finger licking good KFC. However licking business is thoroughly practised in KJFC because the people involved are familiar faces of KJ ass lickers like Bro Jinggo, Sameer Khan and Pejuang Bangsa.

The KJFC is well organized with more than 20 officers or in better term ass lickers. They have already sent nearly 2000 invitations. The wall used to reveal how many invitations which have not yet returned. The last time I checked the wall, the members were 705, and still around 1200 invitations have not replied.

Psssttt.....The primary blog that glorifies Khairy in blogosphere, prokhairy.com only managed to get 64 followers even though it has been established more than a year.

This microphone loving creature suddenly became speechless and remained silent, it was the moment when he felt the guilt of losing 5 states in the previous general election.

The question is for what bloody good reason KJ created another fan club when the first support group failed seriously. KJ knows that soon he will be called by SPRM for his alleged corrupt practice during UMNO Youth contest.

He will then use all the facilities he has created to show to the public that he has supporters. Once he gets caught, these groups will voice their support and will sing a tune of conspiracy by DS Najib's administration. Sounds familiar, it is like Anwar Ibrahim after all.

The scary thing is that the evidence against KJ is overwhelming and it is still piling. However I cannot reveal the evidence now as it might be used in court later. Plus there is a slight twist in the story. Psssssttt.......SPRM Chairman is Pak Lah's appointee and he is alleged to have taken instruction from Pak Lah to stop investigation on KJ's political bribery in UMNO Youth contest.

Daddy to Nori, SPRM is bugging me, will you do something please!

Wow if this is the case KJ is actually looking for an escape route now. Not like Anwar who ran to Turkish Embassy, KJ went straight to his beloved father to Nori.

Well KJ, if you want to show how big is your fly through FB number, I would say that your fly is not growing any bigger. The number of supporters in previous support group increased by one supporter in exactly one month.

The hate group on the other hand is keeping its strong momentum. It does mean KJ your fly is actually not growing bigger, instead it is shrinking smaller and smaller.

Seloka Gurindam Selangor Darul Ehsan

2009-07-24T14:33:00.005+08:00

The gurindam is best sung with the same tune of classic P Ramlee song, Tanya Sama Pokok.

Never before I used obscene words in my blog. However for this post I've got to apologize for using such a word at the end of the gurindam. Sorry for that, could not find a better word.

Here it goes:

Tanya sama Ronnie,
Apa sebab tendang,
Nanti jawab Ronnie,
Hati tak senang.

Ronnie sudah takut,
Polis masuk rapat,
Nanti hari esok,
Ronnie ditangkap.

Tanya sama Khalid,
Apa itu gangster,
Nanti jawab Khalid,
Just tutup mata.

Tanya sama Hassan,
Nape duduk diam,
Nanti jawab Hassan,
Suara dah hilang!!!

Tanya sama Eli,
Nape suka tayang,
Nanti jawab Eli,
Ajis says no problem.

Tanya sama Sassy,
Apa sudah jadi,
Nanti jawab Sassy,
Lanchaiu lu Piggy.

Perfume, Sneakers And Vacuum Cleaner For J Khairy Wenger

2009-07-22T05:26:00.014+08:00

Double O Eleven Mr Chimps Bond

Piggy Singh: Mr Bond, what is the latest news about your co-species?
Mr Chimps Bond: Oh Oh, he is now moving underground silently.

J Khairy Wenger once again is about to delete his blog. If Wenger announces his retirement this time, I would like to offer not only one gift but many gifts, a bottle of perfume, a pair of sneaker and a vacuum cleaner.

Wenger used to claim that the Brand KJ actually won Khairy the UMNO Youth Chief. However even until today Wenger has not yet convincingly explained what was the brand that made KJ win the KP.

After a few months of research, I found that the Brand KJ is only suitable for either man's perfume, sneakers or vacuum cleaners. This is because for these three products the Brand KJ is appealing due to eye catching marketing tag line.

1. KJ A BRAND FOR PERFUME

Why I decided that Brand KJ is suitable for man's perfume? The marketing tag line is extremely appealing especially to those ambitious young men who want to climb up political ladder easily.

The tag line will sound like this:

Perfume Brand Khairy, it takes you close to the lady of your dream, and even closer to the father-in-law who can fulfill your destiny.

2. KJ A BRAND FOR SNEAKERS

I remember the tag line for Nike, JUST DO IT.

It is still fresh in our mind how KJ won the KP seat. Perhaps KJ was also inspired by Nike. For that reason, I believe Sneakers Brand KJ will also be successful in the market, provided it has an appealing marketing tag line.

Thus if KJ is a brand for sneakers, the marketing tag line definitely goes like this:

JUST DO IT, LEGALLY OR ILLEGALLY.

3. KJ A BRAND FOR VACUUM CLEANER

It is also still fresh in our mind how KJ abused power while the sleepy Dollah was the Prime Minister via the so called 4th floor. During those times, KJ only held a post as Deputy Ketua Pemuda. However KJ had the capacity to answer on many events regarding national interest, such as selling Augusta for 1 Euro.

For that reason I came out with an idea that Brand KJ is very suitable for vacuum cleaner. The sucking business done by vacuum cleaner is also KJ's true nature. The only difference is that when vacuum cleaner does its work it is making noise. On the other hand, KJ does the sucking in both situations, noisy and silent situation.

Therefore if KJ is a brand for vacuum cleaner, the marketing tag line will be like this:

VACUUM CLEANER BRAND KJ, IT SILENTLY SUCKS ANYTHING ON EARTH WHILE IT IS STILL CONNECTED TO POWER!!!

4. KJ A BRAND FOR POLITICIAN

If KJ is a brand for politician, the best tag line is corruption.

Opsssss....KJ is a politician!

CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION

Piggy Singh Launching Free Selangor Campaign - No Underworld For Selangor

2009-07-20T10:05:00.009+08:00

The death of Teoh was tragic, and it should not be politicized. The fact is we have to remember that the late Teoh was a witness to the alleged involvement of one state Exco with underworld activities.

However the PAKATAN stooges, Kit Siang and Anwar Ibrahim are using the issue to divert our attention from the real problem, that the Selangor state government is now severely affected by mobsters and underworld.

Ronnie's theatrical play storming the SPRM office is a testimony of his violent nature, and the act may categorize him as of the mobsters.

Dear friends, copy the picture FREE SELANGOR above and place it on your blog. We have got to let them know that their play act has been well anticipated.

If you are an FB member, you may also like to join the cause here:

FREE STATE OF SELANGOR FROM ACTORS AND MOBSTERS

I also like to sincerely thank Bro Jeff Damien for the picture.

KJ Please Be Patient, Wait For Your Turn!!!

2009-07-18T10:24:00.020+08:00

Meet my agent, Double O Eleven, Mr Chimps Bond

Now what is it with the title, KJ Please Be Patient, Wait For Your Turn!!!? I will get to the title soon enough. Before that I like to invite my dear viewers to once again look at the back stage happenings in this DAP theatrical play, in which Kit Siang and company are trying very hard to conceal.

1. WHAT LIES BENEATH?

Let us not forget that the late Teoh was a material witness for SPRM as described by Outsyed The Box. In addition, the whistle blower that exposed the connection between one DAP state exco member and the activities of underworld is YB Wee, a PAKATAN ally.

Thus DAP is actually shifting the focus of the story IF they cry that it is a government conspiracy!!! One thing for certain DAP is caught with their pants down.

2. THE AWARD WINNING PLAY

I would say Ronnie Liu deserved an Oscar for his theatrical play storming the SPRM office. But first we have to give the movie a title, and my best bet is THE MOBSTER OF SELANGOR.

Sorry Ronnie, your theatrical act doesn't convince me and I still believe you knew something. YB Wee already sensed your fishy stinking smell.

3. THE STRAY DOGS

Look at their faces, one of them is a mutant species

I thought we could lay rest from politics after MU came to conclusion, indeed I was wrong. Don't blame me for politicizing the issue while at the same time PAKATAN supporters have already taken Teoh's death to the street.

I wonder is there any better thing to do other than demonstrating? I guess not. As long as long the barking mad rabies infected stray dog by the name Kit Siang is still around, there will be more and more demonstrations.

4. WHO BENEFITS THE MOST

"Ha ha ha, people are now diverting their attention from my sodomy trial"

No doubt Anwar Ibrahim is now smiling. The death of Teoh is capable of shifting the focus from Anwar's sodomy trial. Furthermore, Anwar now has a reason to gather crowd to listen to his nonsense. The remnant of Anwar's fart - the useless fat ass Hishamudin Rais has already called public demonstration at Kelana Jaya Stadium.

5. KJ BE PATIENT PLEASE !!!

This insignificant man has to speak loud against PRSM, because once he gets caught, it will look like an act of revenge by the commission

KJ already made a statement calling for Royal Panel Probe regarding the death of Teoh. I've got to make it clear here, any calls for revealing the truth should be welcome with open arms.

However, the approach that KJ took - being very vocal against SPRM somehow tells me that he has a personal grudge against the commission. I wonder what?

I've received credible information that corruption cases against KJ have been and are still piling up at SPRM office. So KJ is perfectly aware that sooner or later he will be called by SPRM and from what I heard this time around there is no escape route.

KJ purposely meant to be hostile against SPRM because when his turn comes, he can simply claim it is an act of revenge by the commission. See how smart this Oxford graduate is, but not smart enough according to Piggy Singh.

6. THE Ex-MAN WAKES UP

Sorry to say this Dollah Badawi, you were useless Prime Minister before and you are still useless now, continue sleeping is rather much better

Suddenly Dollah wakes up from his sleep and cries out loud, ABOLISH ISA. This time around PAKATAN listens to him, as written by one Harakah editor on his FB wall.

I guess it is the same Dollah that PAKATAN used to despise and hate him so much. But now whatever Dollah says is treated as divine words from God. These PAKATAN people are really scavengers, they bite at anything on earth to satisfy their greedy political appetite. Duhhh!!!!

The Underworld, The Godfather and The Sassy Godmother

2009-07-17T06:23:00.011+08:00

Prologue:
This post does not speculate on anything, rather it describes a sequence of events. Piggy Singh

THE WHISTLE BLOWER

A transparent state government is Wee's objective.

Wangsa Maju MP YB Wee Choo Keong had claimed to have received many complaints from Pakatan Rakyat (PR) members and business communities in Selangor that the office of a certain exco member "had been and is continuing to be used as a meeting place for people connected with the underground business activities".

YB Wee also supported YB Azmin's call for a reshuffle of Selangor state exco members, whereby the former was in the impression that the alleged underworld activities conducted by the exco member would eventually affect the image of the PR government. However YB Wee never mentioned any names.

THE CHILLY EATERS

United we stand and crushing YB Wee we shall!!!

Suddenly Ronnie Lui and and Teresa Kok responded to Wee's claim in unfriendly manner. Ronnie Liu said that Wee had made the statement because the latter might hold a grudge against the party DAP. It's true indeed Wee left DAP back in 1998.

Teresa on the other hand called for the sacking of YB Azmin as the president of the Backbencher’s Club. YB Wee described in detail how these two clowns Ronnie and Teresa responded to his claim at his blog entitled Siapa Makan Cili Dia Terasa Pedas.

THE DEAD BODY

Due to the fact that the case is still under investigation, The Darker Side will not come out with any speculations. At the same time I like offer condolence to the family of the late Teoh Beng Hock, may he rest in peace.

THE PUBLICITY SEEKER

I wonder whether this guy knows he is really a "tin kosong", just talks nonsense.

This Mahfuz fella as usual takes every given opportunity to make his voice be heard. In regard to the death of Teoh, Mahfuz called for Independent Commision to conduct the investigation, as reported by Harakah. Duhhh!!!

THE PUBLIC PERCEPTION

Of all the happenings, what is written between the lines? I know what you're gonna say, it must be an artful work of BN. Come on fellas, must everything be blamed on government. One particular thing we have to consider, the early whistle blower did not belong to UMNO.

If it is still hard to believe, do read this analysis.

THE IRRELEVANT

Don't worry Khairy, you are not part of the equation this time,
so please stop crying!!!

The Darker Side Returns - Traitors Shall Be Nailed Down

2009-07-15T08:15:00.009+08:00

Pity this guy, making a few trips to Manek Urai hoping to win bigger, but they gave only 65. You've lost the touch Anwar.

A loss is still a loss, but a loss with regained determination is better than a win with broken spirit. In addition with that slim majority Anwar may also now be shivering in fear. Certainly the result did not help at all to provide moral support for Anwar facing his court trial.

Once upon a time, there were two men, one was sleeping, the other was menacing, and thus the nation was falling.

My opinion, with that slim majority the damage done by Dollah and his son-in-law is being gradually fixed and repaired. However to fully repair the damage the root cause of the problem must first be recognized and isolated.

The culprit is still hiding somewhere, but where? Is he really hiding or he has no where to go because every corner of the earth despises this particular person. But Piggy Singh has no mercy for traitor, and crush him and keep on crushing him I will.

Even tears offer no mercy, and keep crushing him I will.

Khairy And His Numbers in FB Illuminati - A Really Sad Story

2009-06-28T13:04:00.015+08:00

Well KJ, my research says that you are hated at every corner of the earth, your hands are tied now and your FIL can assist you no more. You had better accept the term for surrender.

Familiar with that Wenger?

Prologue:

Some bloggers thought the days of Darker Side have been numbered. As a matter of fact The Darker Side will always be there when facts are twisted by KJ himself or his troopers known as the joker boys, including you J Khairy Wenger. Piggy Singh

The kind of fatal attraction Wenger J Khairy (KJ's confused supporter) has on me is inevitable. He follows everywhere I go. Then moment he knew I was busy discussing substantial materials in FB, suddenly his name appeared in the FB Illuminati. But sorry Wenger, you are still not invited to join our circle.

Wenger many times denied being a KJ supporter when he was cornered, and my close blogpal Mr ODS could testify on that. My opinion - Wenger told too many lies to the extent he is now confused what is really the truth.

Regarding the current development about KJ making appearance at Manek Urai, Wenger says this on Dato' Sam's wall:

I think before we talk about Malay unity with PAS, we should first be united in our own party. KJ has matured a lot this past years and Manek Urai will prove that the rakyat accepts him.

Well Wenger, I thought the party has been united. The senior leaders were united in giving pressure to Dollah to step down. Currently the senior leaders are also united to strengthen the party. And above all the youth leaders are also united to sideline Khairy. So there is unity in the party.

Wenger also says KJ will prove that the rakyat accepts him, meaning all this while does the majority of rakyat despise him?

In my opinion Logic Mathematics is the ultimate truth. So let us look at what Logic Mathematics says about numbers in FB Illuminati. Back in April KJ support group launched a campaign I Bet I Can Find 10000 people who support Khairy Jamaluddin. Previously the campaign aimed from 1 million, but the number was trimmed down due to economic recession.

The question is what is the exact number of supporters in the group even as we speak. Ha ha ha...... it is very very very irony. The number now is ONLY 305. How could it be?

Well my FB friend Ibnu Nawawi has his own explanation. The number of delegates who voted for Khairy as Ketua Pemuda was 304, and probably these exact people joined the support group plus Khairy himself, so the number now is 305. It sounds very very very logical.

On the other hand there is also a hate group dedicated to Khairy himself in FB entitled I Bet I Can Find 10000 People Who Hate Khairy Jamaluddin. The number of supporters in the group is nearly 9000 and is still counting strong. Perhaps KJ also joined this group because everybody hates him including Khairy HIMSELF.

Let us be realistic by looking at Mathematics:

Hate Group : Support Group
8883 : 305
32: 1

Wake up Khairy, people despise you at every corner of the earth. Nothing much you can do because your hands are tied now and father-in-law can assist you no more, and definitely not even your TV channel as mentioned by Wenger. It's about time you come to term with reality. Unless you are still living the world of fantasy.

Miss Mermaid, in the land of fantasy, what is the number of KJ supporters in FB? Must be many many many.

SATU SEKOLAH UNTUK SEMUA FORUM IN FACEBOOK

2009-05-28T23:27:00.004+08:00

[Click to say YES]

First open forum for SATU SEKOLAH UNTUK SEMUA will be held tomorrow 29th May 2009 (Friday) from 10pm til 12 midnite in my Facebook.

Its open to all and its more of a Q&A session. All Q&A will be attended by estemeed Bloggers concerned naming :
DSN (of Small Talk),
SatD (of Pure Shiite),
Mantra (of In Deep Tots),
Tam Dalyell,
On Da Street
Melayu Lama (Reflections : Melayu Lama)
Lawyer Kampung
and of course KijangMas (of Demi Negara)

To participate add Azeeza Abdullah as friend to your facebook and join the forum at Azeeza's Wall.

Teeny MA Holder, WEEny Deputy Minister, and Deluded Comrade Wenger

2009-05-26T07:09:00.014+08:00

Prologue:
Cockingly is not an English word. Since my knowledge on English vocabularies is limited, I derived the word because I could not recall of any words that beautifully describes a person who is thinking using his teeny brain located in his pants.
Piggy Singh

1. TEENY MA HOLDER

Teeny Khoo

I came across a blog known as Straight Talk administered by Khoo Kay Peng (KKP) while I was searching for posts pertaining to SSUS. Thus far KKP has published two articles that obviously revealed his objection to the campaign Satu Sekolah, Satu Bangsa dan Satu Negara. The two articles entitled Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua: Another Racial Bigot and Satu Sekolah Proponents Should Try Harder.

I also found that Khoo's articles have been confronted equally in intellectual strength by the pro-unity team, which can be found here and here. So I don't intend to invite my dear viewers to participate in another academic and intellectual discourse.

However I wonder and perhaps my dear viewers can provide the answer: Why Khoo failed to see that segregating the young generation racially is already an act of racism? The true unity may not be taught, but learn through experience from the early childhood. However how do these kids learn from experience if they are segregated racially through vernacular school system?

Perhaps this teeny MA holder Khoo fella has shrunk his brain after obtaining his Masters and his teeny brain now is placed in his pants. I guess for someone who has his brain in his pants, he is talking cockingly nonsense. Well Teeny Khoo, it's nothing personal just straight talk as usual.

2. WEEny DEPUTY MINISTER

It looks like Wee has learnt a lot from Tun Dol

While our country is currently facing political uncertainties, many politicians scavenge even the slightest opportunities to make them appear heroes to their respected communities. KJ grabbed the KP post with money so that he could proceed with his plan to become PM at the age of 40. Anwar keeps barking on BN corrupt government to ensure his pursue for power stays relevant.

And now we have Mr Wee Ka Siong, a deputy minister. He recently made a statement about taking actions against pro-unity bloggers who are currently campaigning for Satu Sekolah, Satu Bangsa dan Satu Negara.

Perhaps this Teeny WEEny saw this as an opportunity to promote himself as a champion for his party as well as to the Chinese community. However at the same time it shows how shallow he is as a politician engaging in this particular situation. WEEny forgot to realize that to proceed with his action he's got to launch report against more than hundred bloggers, such a big number.

With all due I cannot say this WEEny fella stupid because he is a deputy minister. Sadly I can't think of the most beautiful English word to describe his action. I guess he is even stupider.

3. DELUDED COMRADE WENGER

Be very careful fellow bloggers, deluded soldier Wenger is searching for rivals and is craving for battle

I thought I had made this pro-KJ blogger JK Wenger disappear from blogosphere at the end of our bloodiest battle. Wenger and I fought audaciously in the battle of mind games. The usual style of Wenger's attacks were provocation and threat, and I had been given with all that.

At the height of our conflict Wenger suddenly disappeared and deleted his blog Padedoh while I was about to launch my final assault.

We all knew that Wenger has reappeared, in fact many times. After the first disappearance he resurfaced later with a blog called Bengkel Waziboy, I guess it was a workshop for Mat Rempit. He again deleted his Waziboy in protest to DS Najib as the 6th Prime Minister. Currently Wenger is blogging at Wenger J Khairy Return.

After the bloodiest battle I never bothered about Wenger. I hardly went to his blog either Waziboy or WJK Return. However it wasn't the same case for Wenger. He keeps coming and peeping at mine. When he learnt that I was losing the number of commentators, Wenger posts a comment, quote:

eleh, it seems that the warong anti khairy dah tak banyak pelanggan, sorry piggy, you better move with the times. kj is now considered a hero bro

Perhaps Wenger found that his comment didn't do enough harm to test my patience. Subsequently Wenger published a post that claimed I've been forced out of blogosphere, quote:

Nothing else to report except that Piggy Singh of the-antigonist has been forced out of the blogging world into the safe confines of the Facebook Illuminati.

What else can I say about this deluded soldier boy, he is now desperately searching for rivals. Well I will not answer to his call because it is a shameful act to confront deluded comrade.

Perhaps there is other reason why Wenger keeps bothering me. The detestation has transformed to affection, or also perhaps Wenger might feel that our battle confrontation has gradually evolved to fatal attraction!

Related Readings:

SSUS For Better Understanding - Tuan Melayu Lama

Satu Sekolah: Ranjau-Ranjau Di Sepanjang Jalan - Unker Dal

Satu Sekolah Satu Malaysia - Parpu Kari

I Challenge Wee To Sue Me - Dato' SN

Unconditional Support To Sue MCA Youth Chief - Kak Jee Mantra

Wee Ka Siong You Should Resign First - SatD

Syndrome Money Politics Infecting Islamic Party

2009-05-16T02:35:00.009+08:00

Members of Malaysia Islamic Party (PAS) have been found to have been infected by Corrupt But Deny Syndrome (CBDS) or recently known as Syndrome Khairy (formerly known as money politics). The incident was confirmed by Ketua Dewan Ulama Pas Pusat himself, Datuk Muhammad Daud Iraqi.

It was previously believed by many microbiologists that PAS members were immune to the disease since the movement was carrying religious tag line which would act as a perfect barrier to the disease. However it has become a surprise to many scientists that the disease now knows political boundary.

If my dear viewers google the wikipedia, information on CBDS is not yet available. However thorough investigation conducted by Piggy Singh with cooperation with CDC has somehow solved the mystery of Syndrome Khairy.

Carriers of CBDS should be punished severely!

It is found that the culprit causing Syndrome Khairy is a type of virus known as GK (gila kuasa)spreading fast and wild in the 90s among UMNO members. Amazingly our virologists had successfully traced its purported origin. GK is thought to have originated from a single human carrier known as Anwar Ibrahim. The first pattern of infection was recognized in the 90s within the UMNO circle while Anwar was busy funding the UMNO members in exchange for power.

However there are yet TWO puzzling questions need to be answered?

In the recently concluded UMNO election the virus reappeared and severely infected the Gang 304. Who was the carrier since Anwar no longer connected to UMNO?
The trend of infection was initially only among the UMNO circle. Who brought the virus to PAS members?

To answer the first question, it is believed that the GK virus was transmitted from Anwar to Khairy when the latter come to close proximity with Anwar during passport delivery.

Could Husam Musa be the carrier of CBDS in PAS?

In regard to the second question, Anwar lately has been in close contact with many high ranking PAS members including Husam Musa. So could the virus be infecting PAS members through Husam Musa as the carrier?

Nik Aziz Addressing The Nation - It Smells Like Husam's Statement

2009-05-14T01:33:00.011+08:00

"Saya amat menghormati YAB Dato' Tuan Guru Nik Aziz atas kedalaman ilmu agama dan kepetahan berhujah. Namun dalam politik kerenah tangan-tangan ghaib menyebabkan integriti beliau terjejas." Deklarasi Piggy Singh

Was Husam one of the unseen hands mentioned by Nik Abduh? Or Husam is THE UNSEEN HAND!

The rest of the story about TG Nik Aziz Addressing The Nation On 13th May Incident can be found at Sheih's Kickdefella.

From the comment department I learnt that Sheih had made such a big fuss prior to the event, and eventually the Nation Addressing Session turned out to be just another press conference. So I wonder has TG Nik Aziz also been infected by Anwar's limelight syndrome? Or was it another political play orchestrated by Husam himself to endorse the Erdogan Team.

Obey Your Master!

You may read the text of TG Nik Aziz's declaration, but to me it sounds like a statement to strengthen the PAS-DAP-PKR relation. As expected NOTHING is mentioned TOWARDS ISLAMIC NATION. So was it genuinely written by Tuan Guru himself, or by unseen hands that were previously exposed by TG Nik Aziz's son? Nik Abduh's disclosure can be found here and here.

In Q&A session, Nik Aziz made a firm stand that he will never open door to UMNO as long as the latter's struggle is based on Malay nationalism, not the Islamic religion.

So I guess PAS has opened door to PKR and DAP because they share the same dream - TOWARDS ISLAMIC COUNTRY.

Allah Hu Akbar.

One School Campaign - Demi Negara Takes The initiative

2009-05-12T23:25:00.005+08:00

I 've been keeping this thought in my mind.

How could we achieve a unity if our kids are segregated racially since early childhood. On top of that some irresponsible teachers contaminate these kids with racial prejudice - malays are lazy, indians spin and chinese are greedy.

When they grow up the racial prejudice is deeply implemented in their mind.

Now dear viewers, if you are really sincere towards achieving racially harmony and unity, as what has been said by SatD, there is no reason to say NO or Nahee. So do sign the petition at Lawyer Kampung.

Update:

It's looking good so far. My close blogpals ODS and MANTRA also have their say in this. Hopefully there'll be a chain reaction.

4. Calling All Bloggers To Campaign - MANTRA'S Deep thought

5. My Malaysia: Satu Sekolah Untuk Semua - OnDaStreet

Don't Tell Me About Mendaulatkan Bahasa

2009-05-09T00:49:00.006+08:00

As life in galaxy diversifies, learn as many languages one must

Now listen!!!

Don't tell me about mendaulatkan a bahasa that translates joystick to kayu ria.

Don't tell me about mendaulatkan a bahasa that its tata bahasa emulates English grammar. In English the word about may not be used after discuss, and in Malay the word tentang may not be used after bincang.

Don't tell me about mendaulatkan a bahasa that rapidly undergoes changes.

Don't tell me about mendaulat a bahasa that has many time become an instrument of politics. We had before Bahasa Baku, but as a Kalantanese I prefer Bahasa Budu.

Don't tell me about mendaulatkan a bahasa that becomes useless once you get outside the border.

It's not that I am not proud of our Bahasa Ibunda, but I wonder what these pejuang bahasa gain if they win this war.

During my first year learning abroad the difficulty I was facing due to language barrier would have been lessened if I had been exposed to more English during my school years.

For more reading, click here and here, don't let an ignorant few decide on our children's future!

Count Khairius and Darth Anus Anwarius - The Star Wars Metaphor

2009-04-28T14:15:00.009+08:00

In every galaxy, a story there is!!!

Due to excessive pressure and overwhelming public uproar, Chancellor Tidurius has left the corridor of power. The Galactic Front is now lead by Chancellor Najibus.

Chancellor Tidurius

Count Khairius, the son-in-law of Chancellor Tidurius has since been keeping silence. Without his father-in-law upholding the power, it seems that his dream to become the Galactic Chancellor at the age of 40 is almost over.

Or it is also possible that Count Khairius is planning his next move in total darkness - joining the Dark Side lead by Darth Anus Anwarius to bring down the Galactic Front.

Count Khairius knows that Galactic Front has been losing support during the reign of Chancellor Tidurius, and the momentum is still going on.

Darth Sidius

Just like Chancellor Palpatine aka Darth Sidius destroying The Galactic Republic from inside, will Count Khairius be doing the same?

Take the words from Master Yoda - DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE.

Enter Tok Pa Kita, Exit Annuar Musa

2009-04-25T01:16:00.009+08:00

"Before Pol Pot, there was Hitler.
Before KJ, there was Annuar Musa." Piggy Singh

Out you now but do not yet disappear.

Wait for court order, remember PPRT Annuar Musa?

What can I say about this guy, Annuar Musa. His political career was nearly over when Tok Pa was given the responsibility to lead Kelantan UMNO back in 2004. Though Tok Pa didn't manage to reconquer the sate, the outcome of the 2004 general election had placed PAS in uncomfortable zone.

However there were twists and turns. Annuar's political career was resurrected from its rotten grave when he was reinstated as UMNO liaison head right after PRU 12. At that moment I started to smell disaster for Kelantan UMNO.

For what sluggish or stupid reason Tan Tin Tun Dollah reinstated Mr Liability (he is 2nd to Khairy, as reported by Malaysiakini) to head the fragile state of East Coast. Annuar Musa is not only a laughing matter to PAS supporters, but also among UMNO members, as reported by Kickdefella.

All politicians are liability. The worst of them are Khairy and me.

In addition, Annuar Musa was the only Anak Melayu who dared to pull a stunt to overthrow a reining Malay Sultan. I guess Tan Tin Tun Dollah had a habit of collecting and preserving bad apples during his reign of power. To prove my point, Tan Tin Tun Dollah recommended Annuar a Tan Sri. For what bloody good reason he deserved the title after all. Pssssstt! I think he was given a Tan Sri so that he could secure Kelantan's youth nominations for Khairy.

Now everything is over for Annuar Musa. I heard an 8.00 o'clock news that Kelantan liaison head is given back to Tok Pa. Though I am not a big fan of DSN, whatever decisions to get rid of trash left by Tan Tin Tun Dollah are considered as a good judgement.

Well Annuar Musa, your days are numbered. Are you still interested to play Brutus in Shakespeare's? I guess no more play is available because you have twice killed the Caesar.

Introducing Tuan Melayu Lama

2009-04-08T06:48:00.003+08:00

Dear viewers, if you are not having enough of JMD's insightful view or Tok Sak's in-depth analysis in blogosphere, worry no further. Tuan Melayu would serve you with more.

I stumbled upon his blog after returning from two months silence. I guess he has been around since December last year. Thus far he has written many intellectual articles that reflect his view on current matters. All I can say is that his view is very much worth considered.

So let's have a peep at

THE REFLECTION OF MELAYU LAMA

ps: I'm also looking forward to reading THE BRAND NEW Wenger's.

Is Anwar Now Shivering In Fear?

2009-04-05T20:06:00.009+08:00

Pak Sheikh, Tun dah balik masuk UMNO. Turn hang takda la noo!

The result of general election in 2004 indicated that the fate of KeAdilan was well written on the wall. The party only managed to MARGINALLY win ONLY one seat at their stronghold, Permatang Pauh. Thus it should have been the beginning of natural death process.

However luck has struck. Dollah's weak government for the past four years somehow resurrected Anwar's political career. Many major decisions made by Dollah like increased petrol price and ridiculing Tun went to Anwar's favour.

But those days are gone since Dollah is no longer sitting on the throne. In addition Anwar's worst nightmare returns the moment Tun decided to come back to UMNO and is willingly offering his assistance in the three by-elections. Although Anwar denied that Tun is a fear factor, his answer to The Star regarding Tun's return may indicate the alarming situation he is now facing, and I quote:

“I have instructed the Pakatan machinery not to respond to issues raised by him (Dr Mahathir). We don’t have to answer. Just leave it as what apa nama (“what’s that” — a phrase Dr Mahathir usually uses when he is trying to recall something) said,” Anwar Ibrahim.

Anwar's fear is also well written on PAKATAN's banner at Bukit Selambau, as reported by Tuan Lawyer.

Sapa kata aku takut? Aku cuma ketaq lutut!

My two cents worth of opinion, to ensure PAKATAN's win, Anwar must get Khairy to campaign for the BN. Let Khairy come with his famous tag line Semangat Setiakawan. Give Khairy the opportunity to extend his Setiakawan Brand beyond UMNO youth circle, and no doubt he will be slaughtered. Allow Khairy to play racial card once again. Guaranteed, a sure win.

But Khairy is now quarantined because The Powerful Brand is full of contamination. So Khairy's factor that always gave advantage to PAKATAN is no longer available. Plus the return of Tun to this action-packed thriller, I guess ANWAR IS NOW SHIVERING IN FEAR.

If Only - Farewell To Dollah Badawi

2009-04-03T00:16:00.014+08:00

If only,
There had never been Khairy,
What a great Prime Minister you would be,
There would be no questions on your integrity,
And 4th floor would never become a story.

What happens - no more protection?

If only,
Your son had never been too greedy,
And Patrick Lim had never come to close proximity,
Then I trully believed you were really searching for Al-Ghazali,
And not tonnes of money for your family.

You take some, I take some, give them none!

If only,
You had never been sleepy,
And your decision had never been flip-floppy,
Perhaps the rakyat would adore you sincerely,
Because they could hold to your principle and honesty.

But Pak Lah frankly,
Though not much I can appreaciate really,
For what you did to this country,
One particular thing I like to thank you sincerely,
Whenever I drove balik kampung during festivities,
There were not many lorries.

Farewell to Pak Lah

The Powerful Brand KJ Part 2

2009-03-31T14:09:00.008+08:00

1. THE POWERFUL BRAND KJ IS QUARANTINED

I’m still trying to understand the phenomenon of Brand KJ. From what I learnt Brand KJ has the ability to attract crowd, and better still to draw votes as it occurred in recently concluded UMNO election. So I presume The Powerful Brand KJ will be the driving force for BN machinery in the coming by-elections.

However I also learnt from Saudara Kamarulzaman Kamdias that The Powerful Brand KJ is quarantined. The Powerful Brand KJ will not be sold to the voters in the by-elections. Now it puzzles me because if really The Brand KJ has got its power, now is the best to sell it more and more.

So why is it QUARANTINED? Was the brand contaminated with MELAMINE?

2. THE POWERFUL BRAND CRIES FOR HELP

Cry For Help Vs Rebel Without A Cause

Wenger proudly mentioned in A Voice’s blog that The Brand KJ is equivalent to James Dean in politics. Well everybody knows James Dean, rebel without a cause. Jimmy Dean needs no cry for help. The moment James Dean appeared in public, the crowd would rush for him.

However our James Khairy Dean in politics is in the opposite. In his famous blog Rembau Dot Net he is now crying for help, Berilah Saya Peluang. I guess James Dean is not the best analogy to Khairy when politics is concerned. Not only they have very significant difference in the looks, but also the moment KJ appeared in public the crowd would not rush for him. Instead they would be shouting CORRUPTION CORRUPTION CORRUPTION.

3. SOMBONGNYE WENGER!

Wenger could not simply hide his feeling that he has missed me. In one of his blog entries he wrote this:

I have given enough time for the ex-supporters of Team Berani Berubah to grieve over their loss. It seems as usual the only fair headed and level guy is Pemuda IKS. He has sensibly called for more cooperation amongst the Jentera Pemuda which will help UMNO face the challenge of the by-elections.

The rest like Another Brick in Wall, Piggy Singh and so many others are still crying like a bunch of babies. They still cannot accept defeat. They still want UMNO to fight amongst itself. Worse still, those like Piggy have many DM supporters in his kandang, and so unless DM does not want another salvo of attack from Wenger Khairy, my warning is simple - CEASE AND DESIST or you will forever be known not as Berani Berubah but instead as TAKUT KALAH.

Was it another threat Wenger? What makes you feel that you can control every blogger?

Well Wenger if you still remember you publicly admitted that I never was a fan of Berani Berubah. So my name should not be in the equation.

If you can see clearly I am assisting you now to inform the citizens of virtual world what is The Powerful Brand KJ all about as part of the post PEMILIHAN UMNO analysis.

If you think that my articles smell like anti-Khairy, you should also thank me since you previously stated at A Voice’s blog, the more hammering is done – the more powerful The Brand will become. Unless you don’t even know what you are talking about.

Chao for now, I’m consuming my working hour.

Wenger Says The Brand Khairy Won The KP - So Was It McDonald or KFC?

2009-03-29T18:12:00.016+08:00

"If Khairy were The Brand for fried chicken alternative to KFC, the taste would be nothing close to Finger Licking, in fact it would be DISGUSTING". Piggy Singh

I guess nobody ever closely confronted Wenger J Khairy in virtual world except for a few of us, MANTRA, Doc Sid and Piggy Singh.

In my case I have a rather long history with Wenger J Khairy. He started as my close blogpal during my infant years in virtual world. Later he became my sworn enemy, provoking me to turn up for debates at his previous blog, which he later deleted. I did turn up for every invitation and every time the debate went hot, guess what? Wenger was stripped naked and chickened out.

After a few hot debates Wenger posed a threat on me, which I thought it looked real and genuine. I sought advice from respected bloggers like Dato’ Ti and Mat Cendana (MC), and MC took the initiative to write a post about the threat. When I was making such a big fuss about the threat, Wenger later claimed that it was only a joke, such a humiliation.

Wenger posed a threat after being stripped naked

Well enough of history lesson. I found this comment written by Wenger J Khairy at A Voice’s blog:

KJ was hammered by the RPK, by you lot, by the legendary TDM, heck even by a mysterious Piggy Singh. But it is quite clear, the more you hammer, the more people want to stop and ask themselves the question - Why? One of KJ's strongest points is Brand KJ. That’s what you fail to understand, what’s in a brand? Everything bro What’s in Coca Cola? What’s in Mc Donalds? What’s in NIKE? And now let me in on a little secret - Brand Power KJ increases every time 'THEY' Attack him. Yes Sir, KJ is the James Dean of politics, the rebel, the young man who faces the legendary Tun but just keeps his silence.

So it was The Brand Khairy that wins the KP. Well Wenger, I hate to say this but I definitely agree with the strength of Brand Khairy. To support your notion, let’s go back to PRU 13, it was The Brand Khairy that made PAKATAN win five states. It was the The Brand Khairy with a marketing tagline Padedoh that helped PAS and PAKATAN gain more seats in Kelantan. It was The Brand Khairy with excessive marketing and publicity that made fence sitters vote for Anwari at PP. Wait a minute, in this case The Brand Power KJ is actually not selling, as a matter of fact it’s backfiring.

Wenger failed to realize that The Power Brand Padedoh was backfired

However what makes The Brand Khairy sell to UMNO youth delegates? If KJ is the brand for our new Malaysian made high speed racing motorbike, the motorcycles will be selling like hot cakes to ONLY Mat Rempit since Khairy is highly revered by that particular crowd. Somehow it’s almost impossible that all 304 delegates who voted for KJ are motorcycle enthusiasts.

Motorsikal Brand Khairy, waa mesti beli. Nanti waa boleh buat panjat pokok kelapa dan bawak pi terjun Antartika. Waa caya laa...

So it remains mysterious what was The Brand that 304 UMNO youth delegates saw in Khairy. I don’t think all delegates that voted for Khairy saw him as a brand of high speed motorbike, unless all of them are Mat Rempit.

Another possibility is that all these 304 youth delegates that voted for Khairy saw him as a brand for an ancient lamp, like Aladdin lamp.

An ancient lamp Brand Khairy, get close to it, make your wish, guaranteed thick notes will be in your pocket.

The difference is that with Aladdin lamp, one has to rub so that the genie will come out. However with the ancient lamp that carries The Brand Khairy no rubbing is necessary. And thus there’s no genie. One will get his wish by getting closer to it. There are term and condition for the buyer, the lamp Brand Khairy only works once in every 3 to 4 years.

There is another product that Brand KJ can sell very fast, I am telling no further but Tuan Husin has the answer here.

Well Tani Mancha!!!

In the Name of The Father, The Son-in-law, and The Holy Corrupt Followers - Let's Get Ourselves Cangkuls and Shovels

2009-03-28T12:57:00.015+08:00

In the hands of THE FATHER

A Sleepy Prime Minister,

and A Disgraced UMNO leader.

Though he is leaving, the NIGHTMARE is not yet over.

Now enter the disgraced SON-IN-LAW.

And his HOLY corrupt followers.

Though they are now celebrating with their pom pom boys,

their victory may spell death to UMNO.

So I like to urge fellow UMNO sympathizers, let's get ourselves cangkuls and shovels since the death of UMNO is very near. Doesn't matter how ugly and pathetic UMNO has become in the hands of THE FATHER, THE SON-in-law and HOLY corrupt follows, a party that was once glorious before would deserve a proper funeral.

The Big Bang - Among Miracles The Holy Quran Offers

2009-01-04T00:05:00.015+08:00

Imagine that our vast universe started from a tiny dense spot

This latest blog entry is a big shift from my usual style of writing. Well I have not yet given up the battle confronting the joker boys. When I launched an attack on the very last day of 2008, I could see no single effort taken by setiakawan boys to defend themselves. So I've submitted myself to believe they are a group of cowards that goes very well with a tag line Pussycat Boys.

I'm now writing this post for a very good reason, but certainly not because I've taken 180 degree turn. Lately the blogosphere has been crowded with articles that are happily vilifying the image of our Prophet Muhammad s.a.w. Of course there are responses from Muslim bloggers, most of them are full of emotion and anger.

However I'm attracted to a call written by a distinguished blogger Dato' Sakmongkol, one of the Four Pahang Cyber Horsemen. In his article entitled Year Nine into 21st Century, he says that and I quote:

"And who are these kayus who holler and howl when there are blogs blighting the image of the Muslim Prophet? Then you write good things about the prophet while debunking the ideas parlayed by the ‘evildoers’. The problem is you don’t want to read much less write."

Well it is very true Dato', most of us including myself prefer to react emotionally rather than intellectually. Having being challenged in such manner, I prefer to answer to the call. What I am going to write is not much about the Prophet Muhammad s.a.w himself but the scientific accuracy of his revelation, the Holy Quran.

The Prophet's revelation, the Holy Quran was written more than 1400 years ago where discipline of Science was hardly known to many in Arab tribal communities. However recent scientific discoveries turn be in complete agreement with verses in the Holy Quran, and one of them is the Theory of Big Bang.

A mega explosion from a tiny dense spot,
that is what Big Bang all about

FORMATION OF THE UNIVERSE

The Big Bang is the cosmological model of the universe that is best supported by all lines of scientific evidence and observation. As used by scientists, the term Big Bang generally refers to the idea that the universe has expanded from a single primordial hot and dense spot at some finite time in the past, and continues to expand to this day.

So the question now is Does the Holy Quran mention the Big Bang? Prior to science and more than fourteen hundred years ago , The Holy Quran explains the beginning of the creation of the universe. Allah says in the Holy Quran what means

Do not the unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were joined together(sewn together) as one Unit of Creation and then We unstitched (clove them ) and that We made from water every living thing? So will they not believe? (Qur'an, 21:30)

First, the verse starts with a prophecy that has come true; it states that those who will discover how the universe came into being will be among the disbelievers and that prophecy was fulfilled because those who discovered this fact were not Muslims.

The verse also starts with a call to the disbelievers who based their atheism on the claim that universe is eternal to think over again and understand what science - by the grace of Allah - will discover concerning the creation of the universe, it emphatically states that disbelievers will discover how the creation come into being, the word "Will" means that this will happen in the future …it is so wonderful that the Quran predicts whom will discover.

THE EXPANDING UNIVERSE

If tiny spots on the balloon are galactic bodies, the expanding balloon makes the distance between spots become further apart

The expanding universe was first discovered by an American astronomer Hubble while was making observations with his sophisticated telescope in the Mount Wilson observatory. He observed that galaxies were receding from each other, which proved that the universe was expanding. In answer to those who said they could not believe in things their eyes had not witnessed, Hubble’s discovery led to the following declaration: “Now that you see it, you have got to believe it.”

As a matter of fact the Holy Quran has already revealed to Muhammad s.a.w the phenomenon of expanding universe more than 1400 years ago in one of the verses as below:

And it is We Who have constructed the heaven with might, and it is We Who are steadily expanding it. (Quran, 51:47)

To achieve the Quran’s revelation of this fact 1400 years ago, man would have needed access to the assistance of accumulated scientific data acquired throughout long years and to sophisticated telescopes. When people claim that science and religion oppose each other, the Quran furnishes answers to the most complicated scientific problems. Observations made by sophisticated telescopes today confirm the statements of the Holy Quran.

THE PROPHETHOOD OF MUHAMMAD SAW

If prophet Muhammad s.a.w had been impostor or counterfeiter, how did he dare to indulge himself in matters that didn't concern the people of his age?

Who told Muhammad s.a.w these accurate scientific facts that science only reached this century?

What benefits could he get by claiming things like this if he is impostor?

How can he be sure that science won't come some day to refute these claims , if he had been impostor?

These scientific facts that are in the Quran testify to Muhammad s.a.w true prophethood and testify to the divine source of the Holy and refute the atheistic claims.

Our vast galaxy, the Milky Way. If the whole universe is the size of the earth, our galaxy will be the size of a CD.

Enjoy your weekend everyone and Wassalam.

Setiakawans Have Lost Their Pants, Now They're Pulling Mine

2008-12-31T03:01:00.027+08:00

THE NOBLE KNIGHT RETURNS - directed towards Wenger Padedoh

I’m back, only better. Listen setiakawan joker boys, it's gonna be business as usual, and this time around I'm taking no prisoners. And listen carefully Wenger, confront the joker boys I shall, not with THREAT, dagger and sword, but with wits, mind and words.

Perhaps my close blogpals like Doc Sid, IKS, ODS and Mat Cendana may not agree with this final assault, but I've got to proceed somehow for the sake of pride and honour.

The very existence of The Darker Side is to confront twisted materials published by setiakawan joker boys. Many bloggers share the opinion that materials produced by joker boys are a pure act of sucking balls, not to mention distorted as well. Do feel free to visit these posts published by setiakawan supporters:

Who's Trying To Sell IJN - SuKJ accuses Tun involved in IJN takeover

Di Sebalik Isu Tingkat 4 - Blogger Fabulous Boy denies Khairy's involvement at 4th floor

Khairy's SWOT Analysis - Hang Tegar is confused between Khairy's strengths and weaknesses

Khairy Menang Di Rembau Dengan Penuh Bergaya - Bro Jinggo talks about how KJ won the nomination with style in Rembau without mentioning the dirty play which was widely reported elsewhere

Those are only a few examples of distorted and twisted materials. I guess it is not insulting enough to say please bring barf bags when you visit those sites. Most of the articles above have been previously confronted by The Darker Side. So you are perfectly wrong Wenger if you ever think that I solely dedicate myself to only whack KJ the son-in-law.

Setiakawan bloggers embarass me!

My advice to you Wenger educate the joker boys to write more convincing articles, otherwise the lowly articles equivalent to primary school level make KJ look bad as ever. Subsequently, KJ may become an element of laughter.

HITLER RESURRECTS

In an article published by The Star, the son-in-law admitted that he has two personalities, the larger than life KJ and the naturally shy Khairy, well it sounds like a right candidate for split personality. What I found later in the article is that Khairy or KJ has the third personality which sounds like Hilter, and I quote:

"If you give me a microphone and a thousand people, it is a different thing altogether. I am very quick to warm up to people, and do not have problems interacting with them." KJ or Khairy

No wonder KJ shows so much enthusiasm in debate. The above quote has clearly proven that KJ loves limelight and public appearance. History tells us that these publicity seekers like Hitler and Sukarno ended destroying not only themselves but also the countries they served.

Ting ting ting ting! What's inside? Nothing

Luckily in this country hardly anybody pays attention to our new Hitler-like politician, except for a group of mutants known as setiakawans. I wonder what exactly KJ offered to these setiakawan joker boys because it is a true fact Khairy has proven to be liability to his party.

Perhaps KJ promises the land of fantasy to his setiakawan supporters, the land where the prime minister is always being sleepy, the politicians draw no limit for lust and greed, and the citizens just keep dreaming being at Disney.

Miss Mermaid, in your land of fantasy,
is there a person by the name Khairy?

THE PUSSYCAT BOYS

When Wenger published the news at Rembau Times that I had been defeated, the setiakawan pom pom boys (thanks to River) were seen crowding Wenger's site for a celebration. The usual faces like Senapang Patah, SuKJ, Pejuang Bangsa and General Bro Jinggo himself only then dared to show up.

The setiakawan pom pom "boys" were seen

celebrating the defeat of Piggy Singh

I had previously published a post entitled The Fabulous Joker Boys that questioned the integrity of setiakawan supporters in cybersphere. Not many dared to turn up for comments to prove that I was wrong. SuKJ did try but he was heavily slaughtered, to the extent he wished that I had been buried in BA landslide.

Now the joker pom pom boys are celebrating with joy at Wenger's for a victory that was only claimed by Wenger. The joy and excitement were clearly shown from their comments, and I quote:

"wow… good news bro… haha… mcmmana lah rupanya piggy singh tersungkur agaknya, klu dia terbaca news ni rasa2nya pasti piggy menagis tertongeng… hahaha… teruskan usaha murni bro… bro kalau ada berita untuk disiarkan ke pro.khairy.com email saja saya bro… salam perjuangan bro…

Nasihat saya pada Mr Piggy , (itu pun jika Mr Piggy mahu dgr, coz Mr Piggy ni ego sedikit…) buat baik berpada2… buat jahat jangan sekali… adalah lebih baik kita menulis perkara yang baik2 daripada menulis perkara yang tidak baik dan janganlah kita samakan diri kita sama seperti syaitan…" General Bro Jinggo

What is puzzling me about these joker boys is that they really believe KJ is an angel, as if they live in different world. Thanks to your advice Bro Jinggo, buat baik berpada-pada, buat jahat jangan sekali, and I may add, nape pula peti undi Gelang Patah boleh dibawa lari?

The setiakawan joker boys are hardly seen commenting at famous blogsites which are no fans of Khairy like Rocky, A Voice, Apanama, Tuan Husin and JMD. The reason for being coward is that they do not have much substances and materials for rebuttal. Therefore from now on I like to call setiakawan supporters in blogsphere as PUSSYCAT JOKER BOYS. You guys had better retire and become background dancers for Pussycat Dolls.

Nicole, do you currently need dancers for Pussycat Dolls?
The setiakawan bloggers are now looking for dancing career.

FAREWELL WENGER J KHAIRY PADEDOH

Wenger J Khairy Padedoh, the commander of setiakawan troopers and definitely the witty few among KJ supporters has finally put his pen down as pro Setiakawan blogger. Wenger was the most provocative among setiakawan joker boys, the rest are comparable to pussycat dolls. He many times loudly called for confrontation, asking me and Doc Sid to show up in the mind games.

I guess it is reasonable for me to say that Wenger twice lost his pants in the mind games. As an act of revenge, Wenger posed a threat on me and I quote:

Mr. Piggy Singh,
Blogmaster of the-antigonist

We shall now accept terms of surrender. Should you decide to repent you are now instructed to do the following

A) Delete all offending postings to YB MP of Rembau
B) A 1000 essay apologizing to KJ, and all other setiakawans
C) Pledging never again to indulge in anti-KJ activities.

Should you resist, we shall be forced to unleash a campaign the likes has never been seen in the blogosophere.

Yours Sincerely
Wenger J Khairy Chief
Padedoh

After being stripped naked and suffered humiliation,
Wenger posed a threat as an act of revenge

Wenger further humiliated me in his article Cybertooper Gone Bad, accusing me being Azalina's trooper that evolved later as KJ hater. I fought back as usual and never submitted myself to his term. However Wenger declared victory and the news was published on front page by The Rembau Times as shown below.

Suddenly and mysteriously not only Wenger has penned down but also he has deleted all previous posts in his blog. I guess my dear viewers who have been to Wenger's site would agree that his wits always shine in his writings. It is a great loss not only to setiakawan joker boys, but also to his opponents because as proven, Wenger many times made us see things from different perspective. Farewell to you Wenger, such a great blogpal.

Farewell to Wenger JK Padedoh

Well everyone, HAPPY NEW YEAR, tomorrow will be a new day, a new determination, but no doubt we are stuck with THE SAME OLD SYSTEM.

Zionist Strikes Again

2008-12-28T16:48:00.008+08:00

Israeli jets kill at least 225 in revenge strikes on Gaza

The holy land never knew peace and toleration except for the time Jerusalem was governed under Muslim administration. The land felled to Muslims for the first time under the command of a great conqueror Syadina Umar Al-Khatab ra who took the land in peaceful manner from Byzantine governor. The event how Syadina Umar entered Jerusalem was narrated by a great scholar, and I quote:

The Patriarch of Jerusalem handed over the keys of the city of Jerusalem to Umar. The Muslims were now the masters of Jerusalem. That was a special divine favor of God to the Muslims. As Umar entered the city he was greeted by the citizens with great enthusiasm. Umar said that he wanted to be led to some place where he could offer thanksgiving prayer to God. He was led to a Church but he refused to pray there, on the ground that that would set a precedent for the Muslims of the following generations to forcibly convert churches into mosques.

Jerusalem again was in the hand of Christians when Crusaders and Knight Templars conquered the holy land. Peace treaty was signed between Christians, Muslims and Jews under the reign of Christian king. However the peace was short lived when Templars outrageously slaughtered the Muslims. As a result, a ruler of Egypt Salahuddin Al-Ayyubi conquered Jerusalem in 1187 CE. Genuine peace and mutual toleration again existed for centuries to come until 1948, when the Western power orchestrated the dirtiest political conspiracy to hand over the holy land to Zionist.

Until this day I'm puzzled with role of Arab League nations to let this masacre continue to happen. So much respect I have for Tun for being very vocal to voice the right of Palestinians to return, as written at Tunku here. Dollah and Anwar have been silent and so far I have not heard their words of condemnation. Do say something Dollah and Nuar regarding the latest massacre on Gaza, TO PROVE THAT YOU BOTH HAVE GOT BALLS.

Speaking of latest massacre on Gaza, Tuan Nobisha has something for us to consider here.

KJ and Husam Musa - 2 x 5?

2008-12-21T22:45:00.014+08:00

Among the most anticipated political events of the year was a debate between Khairy, Husam Musa and Prof Mohd Agus. The event was concluded last night and the summary can be found here.

So far I have not recieved a full transcript on the debate. However after reading an article published by Pemuda Besut Blogspot, I would conclude that KJ suffered tremendous humiliation and tasted shameful defeat.

On the other hand one of the setiakawan joker boys Mr Wenger Padedoh has a different opinion, accusing Husam Musa for going off topic and not answering the questions, and I quote:

"KJ proved his calibre - going down to the heartland of Pas and taking a hard fought away victory, leaving the great Erdogan Dato’ Husam Musa, a frustrated man." Wenger Padedoh

However that is not the main issue that I like to raise in this article. What attracts me was a report I read in The Star, and I quote:

Khairy launched another attack on Husam when he asked whether hudud law would be implemented if Pakatan Rakyat had taken over the Government on Sept 16.

Husam gave an assurance that hudud law would be implemented if they had taken over.
Associate Prof Mohd Agus added fuel to the already hot topic and asked Khairy if he would push for hudud law if he became the Umno Youth chief.

Khairy smilingly replied that he would, which resulted in shouts among PAS supporters in the hall.

What I'd like my dear viewers to consider is Husam Musa, his agreement on hudud law after 16 September and his connection with Pak Sheikh Anwar. Perhaps the picture below may provide the better answer.

Still don't get it? Okey let us visit Nobisha.

Laa.. Pak Sheikh, aku just habaq apa depa

nak dengaq macam hang dok selalu buat!

However the most incredible statement of the night was that KJ would also implement huhud law if he wins the KP race next year. Ahhhh???? I guess Mr Jonnie Walker and Mr Jack Daniel would also be surprised like hell.

Yes to hudud law. Is he repenting now?

Well so much ado about Khairy and Husam Musa, only rhetorical, but zero in substance and material. Therefore it was not taken seriously by many people. And for that reason a famous camel trader Tuan Husin prefers to dismiss them both and instead he had better wait for Santa Claus. Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas.